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      <title>Government knows our $ replied by domonkassyu @ Sat, 28 Jun 2008 12:22:23 +0800</title>
      <description>&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;div class="quote_from"&gt;Originally posted by dont know much:&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="quote_body"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Is it true that the government knows every bit of our savings,
investments, funds, insurance etc.?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I'd heard of bankrupty cases ...whereas&amp;nbsp;one's savings,
insurance-related funds, are wiped out by creditors.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My question is- how may one &lt;strong&gt;have his own&amp;nbsp;$ without
anyone knowing?&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;nbsp; In a way that I can withdraw
bits,for my daily expenses.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;eg.&amp;nbsp;if i&amp;nbsp;have $1trillion annually from
investment...&lt;br /&gt;
Having such huge sums will definitely invite some authority to
"make some money out of me".&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;conventional methods like digging a hole and placing your money
there and putting a sign that reads here got no money really
works.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;but u will lose the money through inflation and GST(govt stupid
tax).&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2008 12:22:23 +0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Government knows our $ replied by deathmaster @ Sat, 28 Jun 2008 10:43:43 +0800</title>
      <description>&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;div class="quote_from"&gt;Originally posted by dont know much:&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="quote_body"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;even UBS is given a helping hand by singapore's SWF.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I just need a account to deposit/withdraw funds,without
government knowing.&amp;nbsp; is this possible?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;GIC brought $10bn worth of UBS alr leh. even swiss banks are
under their control.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;those of u with loads of money in swiss banks better move to
other tax havens.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2008 10:43:43 +0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Government knows our $ replied by I-like-flings(m) @ Sat, 28 Jun 2008 00:30:07 +0800</title>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;below ur pillow lah!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2008 00:30:07 +0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Government knows our $ replied by youyayu @ Sat, 28 Jun 2008 00:13:16 +0800</title>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;open a bank @ swiss.. my whole family money there.. want use
transfer to DBS...&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2008 00:13:16 +0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Government knows our $ replied by Beautiful951 @ Sat, 28 Jun 2008 00:07:40 +0800</title>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;And this is a way they do the GST. Your expenditure. If you
spend like quite&amp;nbsp;a sum on luxury goods, they will increase GST
accordingly.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2008 00:07:40 +0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Government knows our $ replied by angel7030 @ Fri, 27 Jun 2008 19:33:51 +0800</title>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;Sure lah, if not how to tax you, tax evasion is a very serious
offence ya.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 19:33:51 +0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Government knows our $ replied by 333225520 @ Fri, 27 Jun 2008 19:29:15 +0800</title>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;Pass your money to me, so gov will not know these money belong
to you. &lt;img src=
"/images/emoticons/kde-3.5.8/KMess-Cartoon/teeth.png" alt=
"teeth.png" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 19:29:15 +0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Government knows our $ replied by Fatum @ Fri, 27 Jun 2008 19:23:05 +0800</title>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;go ask the ah longs how they launder their money lor ...
&lt;img src="/images/emoticons/classic/icon_rolleyes.gif" alt=
"icon_rolleyes.gif" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 19:23:05 +0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Government knows our $ replied by ^tamago^ @ Fri, 27 Jun 2008 19:20:17 +0800</title>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;keep your money in biscuit tins. &lt;img title="Laughing" src=
"/images/emoticons/classic/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 19:20:17 +0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Government knows our $ replied by FireIce @ Fri, 27 Jun 2008 19:16:58 +0800</title>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;anything in singapore tied to your IC no. is not private&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 19:16:58 +0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Government knows our $ replied by dont know much @ Fri, 27 Jun 2008 19:14:13 +0800</title>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;even UBS is given a helping hand by singapore's SWF.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I just need a account to deposit/withdraw funds,without
government knowing.&amp;nbsp; is this possible?&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 19:14:13 +0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Government knows our $ replied by nehpyh @ Fri, 27 Jun 2008 10:07:13 +0800</title>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;Swiss bank account.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 10:07:13 +0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Government knows our $ replied by dont know much @ Fri, 27 Jun 2008 10:04:24 +0800</title>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;Is it true that the government knows every bit of our savings,
investments, funds, insurance etc.?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I'd heard of bankrupty cases ...whereas&amp;nbsp;one's savings,
insurance-related funds, are wiped out by creditors.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My question is- how may one &lt;strong&gt;have his own&amp;nbsp;$ without
anyone knowing?&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;nbsp; In a way that I can withdraw
bits,for my daily expenses.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;eg.&amp;nbsp;if i&amp;nbsp;have $1trillion annually from
investment...&lt;br /&gt;
Having such huge sums will definitely invite some authority to
"make some money out of me".&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 10:04:24 +0800</pubDate>
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