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  • Rock^Star's Avatar
    3,963 posts since Jul '05
    • Let me assure u that PAP will still hold 88 seats in parliament. Votes overall will drop but because of their majority in each GRC, this stranglehold will still persist. Perhaps this time it shall be 55.5%.....but they will still command 88 seats.

       

      Chiam will not lose his seat even though he appears senile. Residents will give his little known successor time to prove his worth as evident when Bukit Batok voted in "dun talk cock" Ling How Doong lol.

       

      WP's Low Thia Khiang will still retain Hougang but that's because this is all he is really good at: running a town council, not a govt. Sylvia will still continue her enthusiastic speeches but my guess is she may nick a constituency or if not, less likelier, a GRC.

       

      SDP loses like shit as usual and NSP remains insignificant. RP will go into oblivion.

      Edited by Rock^Star 05 Oct `08, 9:22PM
  • Dave2000's Avatar
    43 posts since Oct '08
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    Mimmy's Avatar
    913 posts since Jan '08
  • Rock^Star's Avatar
    3,963 posts since Jul '05
    • Congratulations! and Adulations! Your first post is to curse him dead. Sgforums has another member in its ranks thanks to hatred for LKY lol.

  • ivebeenhad's Avatar
    96 posts since Jul '08
    • LKY is immortal, he cannot die by old age, the only way to make your wish come true is to find out what is keeping him alive and destroy it.

  • kramnave's Avatar
    2,300 posts since Aug '07
    • Originally posted by ivebeenhad:

      LKY is immortal, he cannot die by old age, the only way to make your wish come true is to find out what is keeping him alive and destroy it.

      I suspect its due to light exercise, healthy diet and keeping the mind active rather then engage in looping thoughts like "When is LKY going to die", looping thoughts and narratives that drunk people like to engage in. Hmm, come to think about it, excessive Alcohol does damage the brain.

  • ivebeenhad's Avatar
    96 posts since Jul '08
    • then we shall add alcohol into his healthy diet, lock him in his own home, preventing him from exercising, give him junk food and deprive him of medical care.

  • kramnave's Avatar
    2,300 posts since Aug '07
    • Originally posted by ivebeenhad:

      then we shall add alcohol into his healthy diet, lock him in his own home, preventing him from exercising, give him junk food and deprive him of medical care.

      better to keep oneself healthy and having an active mind so that one can contribute to society rather than engage in looping thoughts like "when is LKY going to die"?

  • packetofblood's Avatar
    24 posts since Sep '08
  • shade343's Avatar
    13,713 posts since Jun '04
    • Originally posted by packetofblood:

      if the economy is bad will they postpone the elections?


      Well, parliament must hold elections by 2011 in accordance with the constituition. Its ok for it to be called earlier but not later.

  • Itedino's Avatar
    187 posts since Jun '08
    • Any Opposition come bukit batok? I and my frz are looking to welcome the NEW era of Opposition. But i heard from my frz that if we vote for opposition.

      ONE Major Problem not solve:

      Insufficient Carpark - Bought Season but not enough carpark. Everyday I need to rush home b4 6pm to park my car. If not i will need to illegal. FATIMAH will always be there to summon a lot of people. I knew some residents. That are very unhappy of the government.

      Traffic lights problem: Too jam during the rush hours. Near the PIE. This problem cannot sound out if not they will put a ERP there to slaugther us again.

      The Concere Link of the flat link together are useless: They cannot even block us from the rain when it rains. I always being hit. What the point of building that.

      Handicap parkings: Why is there so many handicaps parking whereas no one is handiscap in our block? Handicap can get off at the unloading bay what or The concere cover stand.

      Income tax: We earn so little yet tax like a idiot. I consider that the tax for single is very heavy.

      Fuel: Our government should align the fuel price with malaysia so that to prevent cars and motor to rush to MALAYSIA to top up their fuel. In the end, we are contributing to the economy of Malaysia.

      Next time if you have any appeal or any request to the government. They will not help you. My frz's 2 frz kanna this before. A lot of elders scare kanna this thing so they are told not to vote against the government.

       

  • skythewood's Avatar
    4,297 posts since Jul '07
  • JJxJJ's Avatar
    5,663 posts since Mar '04
    • Originally posted by Itedino:

      The Concere Link of the flat link together are useless: They cannot even block us from the rain when it rains. I always being hit. What the point of building that.

       

      this one is all by private cos. you can't anyhow shoot the government for this. Go and ask the architects

      Edited by JJxJJ 06 Oct `08, 1:05AM
  • Ajen's Avatar
    449 posts since Jun '08
  • oldnut's Avatar
    1 post since Oct '08
    • I hope 2011 we can have strong opposition MPs that can check this arrogant government who have been profiteering at our expenses and miseries, and showing off as big-spender billionaires throwing our monies all over the world.

  • Ajen's Avatar
    449 posts since Jun '08
    • and i cant wait for my next month electricity bill

      21% le! don't play-play!

      Govt still 'craving' for $$..

       

  • Ajen's Avatar
    449 posts since Jun '08
    • Singapore is one of the wealthiest country & a safe place to stay.

      LOL! Singapore is the wealthiest but not Singaporeans!

      lol!

       

  • LongitudinaL's Avatar
    213 posts since Mar '08
  • jojobeach's Avatar
    4,324 posts since Apr '07
    • I looked into my crystal ball this morning.

      I see that come election.. the Singapore economy will be in turmoil.

      Even if it isn't.. PAP will likely make it  seem so.. the media will report heart stopping news of how the Singapore economy is sinking

      Reports of gloom and doom everywhere.....

      .. and people will lose their jobs as investors pulls out of little red dot.

      The future is scary..out of fear...no one will want to vote for the opposition.

      They will tell you.. if you want to fix our economy.. you must vote us...for we shall be the savior of your livelihood.

      In the end.. there will be a one party rule again.

      Suddenly.. the crystal ball exploded and I wake up with a severe hang over...

       

       

       

      Edited by jojobeach 06 Oct `08, 2:33AM
  • maurizio13's Avatar
    12,381 posts since Sep '06
    •  

      One month before election we will see at $4,000 handout for every citizen.

       

       

       

       

       

      Six months after the election after P4P has won,

      1) We will see GST 10%

      2) Electricity increases (by then they will be using futures prices for 2050)

      3) Bus fares will increase another 20 cents

      4) Property tax will decrease, but they will increase the Net Annual Value of your property icon_lol.gif

      5) Marlboros will cost $20 a pack

      6) Petrol tax will increase to help fight environmental pollution icon_lol.gif

      7) CNG will be taxed because many converting from gasoline to CNG will reduce government taxes

      8) HDB 3-rooms (2 bedrooms) will start from $400,000

      9) ERPs will cost $5 per entry

      10) Singaporeans salary will remain the same (after taking effect the cost of inflation) due to the high influx of foreign talents to compete for wages, therefore depressing wages of citizens.

       

       

       

  • eagle's Avatar
    18,012 posts since Aug '01
    • Originally posted by ivebeenhad:

      LKY is immortal, he cannot die by old age, the only way to make your wish come true is to find out what is keeping him alive and destroy it.

      You need Chuck Norris

  • eagle's Avatar
    18,012 posts since Aug '01
    • Originally posted by maurizio13:

       

      One month before election we will see at $4,000 handout for every citizen.

       

       

       

       

       

      Six months after the election after P4P has won,

      1) We will see GST 10%

      2) Electricity increases (by then they will be using futures prices for 2050)

      3) Bus fares will increase another 20 cents

      4) Property tax will decrease, but they will increase the Net Annual Value of your property icon_lol.gif

      5) Marlboros will cost $20 a pack

      6) Petrol tax will increase to help fight environmental pollution icon_lol.gif

      7) CNG will be taxed because many converting from gasoline to CNG will reduce government taxes

      8) HDB 3-rooms (2 bedrooms) will start from $400,000

      9) ERPs will cost $5 per entry

      10) Singaporeans salary will remain the same (after taking effect the cost of inflation) due to the high influx of foreign talents to compete for wages, therefore depressing wages of citizens.

       

       

      Petrol tax won't increase la; increase ERP and COE can liao icon_lol.gif

      You forgot a few things

      1) Increase number of ERP gantries
      2) Increase ministerial salaries
      3) CPF's minimum sum rise to $30000
      4) More Growth Dividends to make sure you do not die
      5) Retirement age (and hence the age you start withdrawing CPF) rise to 70 icon_lol.gif

       

  • Go's Avatar
    215 posts since Jan '08
  • angel7030's Avatar
    9,852 posts since Jul '07
    • Originally posted by Mimmy:

      Wow.

      Such a long time.

      I will be a grown up by then.


      Yeah!! hope u grow up proportionately.

  • angel7030's Avatar
    9,852 posts since Jul '07
    • Originally posted by Go:

      Ironically, Economy downturn will be advantageous to PAP

       

       


      and why is that so, care to explain??

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