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Dr Who

1,396 posts since Aug '04
- 21 Feb `08, 5:55PM
  
  From uncyclopedia , on the SAF:
  
  The Singapore Armed Forces (abbreviated: SAF) is the most powerful military organization in the world because it has never lost a single war (although it has never been in any). The SAF relies largely on conscripted soldiers and comprises three branches: the Branch That Blows Up Things On Land, the Branch That Blows Up Things In The Air, and the Branch That Blows Up Things In The Sea.
Skye2

188 posts since Aug '03
- 21 Feb `08, 5:58PM
  
  @@#$# !!! i dont pay tax to see posters be defamed!! @#@$% !!!
Dr Who

1,396 posts since Aug '04
- 21 Feb `08, 5:59PM
  
  http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Singapore_Armed_Forces
Maverick_83

5 posts since Sep '07
- 22 Feb `08, 11:47AM
  
  You should check out this China military fans website, copy our slogans for their posters!
  
  http://tuku.military.china.com/military/html/2008-02-21/98190.htm
hiphop2009

6,064 posts since Jan '06
- 22 Feb `08, 11:50AM
  
  LOL @ the first one.
Dr Who

1,396 posts since Aug '04
- 22 Feb `08, 1:17PM
  
  soviet poster..... must be gay artist.......will you kiss a man on his lips?
tankfanatic

1,086 posts since Mar '07
- 22 Feb `08, 1:49PM
  
  oh my god...this guy really have so much free time...
Dr Who

1,396 posts since Aug '04
- 23 Feb `08, 2:12AM
tankfanatic

1,086 posts since Mar '07
- 24 Feb `08, 2:02AM
  
  somebody must really pissed you off Dr Who....your post were quite ...how do i say....unnatural.
holyhunk71

14 posts since Mar '08
- 08 Mar `08, 12:45PM
  
  I salute your bravissimo! So much for pseudo-patriotism, haha...
  
  Enjoyed the parts about No Action Talk Only (NATO) and the mud & soil satire.

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- <Callan>
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  - 09 Jan `09, 6:04PM
  Zora: nah...it was never standardish around the world
- <tare>
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  - 09 Jan `09, 6:04PM
  king size also so many diff.. like dat how to buy bedsheets?! >.<
- <zoragirl>
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  - 09 Jan `09, 6:04PM
  so your sale of bed is from where ?
- <Callan>
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  - 09 Jan `09, 6:05PM
  I meant standarise
- <zoragirl>
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  - 09 Jan `09, 6:05PM
  tats the thing
- <Bak la va>
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  - 09 Jan `09, 6:05PM
  i think Aisan bedsheet is standard la
- <zoragirl>
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  - 09 Jan `09, 6:05PM
  so when buying king size bed, still got to ask for measurement then can get the right bedsheet
- <Callan>
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  - 09 Jan `09, 6:05PM
  My beds are handmade from sweden...the most expensive bed in the world
- <Callan>
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  - 09 Jan `09, 6:06PM
  since it ihandmade, it can be customise to all sizes
- <zoragirl>
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  - 09 Jan `09, 6:06PM
  wah
- <Callan>
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  - 09 Jan `09, 6:06PM
  For the whole of Asia it is standarise
- <zoragirl>
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  - 09 Jan `09, 6:06PM
  king, queen or single ?
- <zoragirl>
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  - 09 Jan `09, 6:06PM
  then the mattress ?
- <Callan>
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  - 09 Jan `09, 6:07PM
  that's because majority of the beds and mattresses in Asia are manufactured in Indonesia, China and a small amount from Malaysia
- <Callan>
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  - 09 Jan `09, 6:07PM
  some like Simmons base themself in thailand
- <Callan>
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  - 09 Jan `09, 6:08PM
  but they follow the standard sizes in Asia
- <Callan>
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  - 09 Jan `09, 6:08PM
  If you buy a simmons mattress in Sg and the same model in US...it would be different
- <zoragirl>
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  - 09 Jan `09, 6:08PM
  simmons...good ?
- <Callan>
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  - 09 Jan `09, 6:09PM
  Asian mattresses are altered to be firmer than those in US for the same model.
- <Callan>
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  - 09 Jan `09, 6:09PM
  ok...but frankly they have a edge spring problem.
- <zoragirl>
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  - 09 Jan `09, 6:09PM
  firmer will means good for back right
- <Callan>
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  - 09 Jan `09, 6:09PM
  but that would be too technical for end user to care about
- <Hello Kitty>
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  - 09 Jan `09, 6:10PM
  got staff disc boh
- <Callan>
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  - 09 Jan `09, 6:10PM
  zora: not exactly, that's a old wives's tale...sold to many asians through seahorse ads.
- <zoragirl>
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  - 09 Jan `09, 6:10PM
  good infor to know...
- <Detached>
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  - 09 Jan `09, 6:10PM
  Zora!
- <Detached>
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  - 09 Jan `09, 6:10PM
  I've added you on FB
- <Callan>
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  - 09 Jan `09, 6:10PM
  HK: yah I can give you 20% but the cheapest mattress I have is SGD 12 000
- <Detached>
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- <Callan>
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  - 09 Jan `09, 6:11PM
  so you still have to pay SGD 9 600
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