http://doppelganger.sgforums.com/forums/1177/topics/45931 en-US 60 <p>I think one of the most stupid questions must be this:<br /> <br /> Someone sees you and utters, "Oh, you're here?"<br /> <br /> Like.. duh!!<br /> <br /> I like to answer this with:<br /> <br /> "No, I'm my brother's evil twin."<br /> "No, I'm actually a hologram."<br /> "No, I'm over there.. you gotta lay off them drugs."<br /> <br /> sheesh! <img title="Razz" src= "/images/emoticons/classic/icon_razz.gif" alt="Razz" /></p> Wed, 21 May 2003 13:55:50 +0800 doppelganger.sgforums.com:1177:45931:1044185 the Bear http://doppelganger.sgforums.com/forums/1177/topics/45931 <p>hahaha... <img title="Laughing" src= "/images/emoticons/classic/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" /></p> Wed, 21 May 2003 13:48:12 +0800 doppelganger.sgforums.com:1177:45931:1044160 kohanson http://doppelganger.sgforums.com/forums/1177/topics/45931 <p>hahah si bei ah lan those reply…heheh</p> Wed, 21 May 2003 13:48:02 +0800 doppelganger.sgforums.com:1177:45931:1044158 mapp|ezz http://doppelganger.sgforums.com/forums/1177/topics/45931 <p>haha...awesome! <img title="Laughing" src= "/images/emoticons/classic/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" /> Don't mind if I foward this to my father... <img title="Cool" src= "/images/emoticons/classic/icon_cool.gif" alt="Cool" /></p> Wed, 21 May 2003 13:43:49 +0800 doppelganger.sgforums.com:1177:45931:1044146 DaneIngal http://doppelganger.sgforums.com/forums/1177/topics/45931 <p>1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...<br /> Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?<br /> Answer:- Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here..<br /> <br /> 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...<br /> Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?<br /> Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthetic.....why don't you try again.<br /> <br /> 3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...<br /> Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people?<br /> Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?<br /> <br /> 4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter<br /> Stupid Question:- Is the Seafood Dish good??<br /> Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We<br /> Occasionally also spit in it.<br /> <br /> 5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...<br /> Stupid Question:- Oh my gosh ...you have grown so much!<br /> Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.<br /> <br /> 6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...<br /> Stupid Question:-Is the guy you're marrying good?<br /> Answer:- No, he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.<br /> <br /> 7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...<br /> Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?<br /> Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in<br /> Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb little moron.<br /> <br /> 8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...<br /> Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?<br /> Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......<br /> <br /> 9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...<br /> Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?<br /> Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.<br /> <br /> 10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...<br /> Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke!<br /> Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle.... it was a piece of chalk and now<br /> it's in flames!!!</p> Wed, 21 May 2003 13:40:33 +0800 doppelganger.sgforums.com:1177:45931:1044135 e|mo http://doppelganger.sgforums.com/forums/1177/topics/45931