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  • xuandao's Avatar
    101 posts since Dec '07
  • Hellraiza's Avatar
    2,458 posts since Aug '04
  • Ferguson's Avatar
    1,846 posts since Apr '05
  • xuandao's Avatar
    101 posts since Dec '07
    • 2 major stunts I pull in ns which until now I am still proud of it Mr. Green

      1. MC stunt

      During my last 6 months of ns I took about 40 days of mc Mr. Green

      2. Superior stunt

      lan jiao superior always pick on me. So when he is not around, I throw away his issac card and camp pass into the toilect bowl and flush it away. He end up paying $100 replacement fee for the 2 cards Mr. Green

  • Zarks's Avatar
    3,642 posts since Aug '07
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    299 posts since May '06
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    161 posts since Nov '07
  • hunter's Avatar
    90 posts since Apr '02
    • Laughing pulled one daring stunt with RSM by locking myself up in the store and when RSM came knocking for a good 10 mins and i no respond (cos it is lunch time and I was taking a nap inside the store- I heard but I refused to open cos RSM wanna me to do sai kang job during lunch time where he is legendary for that) and the 'old man' kao pei kao bu' and some of his entourage ass kissers (HQ assholes) suggested to the RSM that the CQ is definitely hiding inside cos the fan on the ceiling is switched on and offered to go to DCC to pick up spare keys to open the store and 'punish' me............

      my heartbeat was sure pumping very the fast......was thinking the min the RSM barges in and give me ~!@#$%^&*()_+ plus god knows how many extras.......

      but lady luck was smiling on me cos after a good 20 mins wait outside....the old man left and I continue to sleep until 2pm and wake up and proceed to RSM and pretend that I was told by someone that RSM came to look for me and I was at the cookhouse (located at the other side of the camp)........

      the sai kang job was already done by his own HQ lackeys and the job was ''to water his farking plants''................

      I got off without any 'farking' fm him and for the rest of my countdown days....RSM never bother me again.... Cool

  • xuandao's Avatar
    101 posts since Dec '07
    • Originally posted by hunter:
      Laughing pulled one daring stunt with RSM by locking myself up in the store and when RSM came knocking for a good 10 mins and i no respond (cos it is lunch time and I was taking a nap inside the store- I heard but I refused to open cos RSM wanna me to do sai kang job during lunch time where he is legendary for that) and the 'old man' kao pei kao bu' and some of his entourage ass kissers (HQ assholes) suggested to the RSM that the CQ is definitely hiding inside cos the fan on the ceiling is switched on and offered to go to DCC to pick up spare keys to open the store and 'punish' me............

      my heartbeat was sure pumping very the fast......was thinking the min the RSM barges in and give me ~!@#$%^&*()_+ plus god knows how many extras.......

      but lady luck was smiling on me cos after a good 20 mins wait outside....the old man left and I continue to sleep until 2pm and wake up and proceed to RSM and pretend that I was told by someone that RSM came to look for me and I was at the cookhouse (located at the other side of the camp)........

      the sai kang job was already done by his own HQ lackeys and the job was ''to water his farking plants''................

      I got off without any 'farking' fm him and for the rest of my countdown days....RSM never bother me again.... Cool

      Nothing compared to my 2 stunts Laughing

  • allentyb_v2.01's Avatar
    512 posts since Nov '07
    • taking too much MC during NS

      never do any duties even in NS

      late almost everyday and never kenna extra

      was a copa but i awol before

  • Hellraiza's Avatar
    2,458 posts since Aug '04
    • Originally posted by xuandao:
      Nothing compared to my 2 stunts Laughing

      i wonder what will happen if your superior in question sees this and reports to MSD... Laughing Laughing Laughing

  • In_Between_Days's Avatar
    337 posts since Aug '07
    • taking unofficial MCs and Offs...

      giving CSM reasons to go to another camp to settle stuff...so get off pass...but in fact go home sleep! Cool

  • xuandao's Avatar
    101 posts since Dec '07
    • Originally posted by Hellraiza:
      i wonder what will happen if your superior in question sees this and reports to MSD... Laughing Laughing Laughing

      You think too much already Laughing

      Such things only happen in the movies Laughing

      btw, ord liao Laughing

      Your turn will come soon. Wish you luck in waiting Laughing Laughing Laughing

      Edited by xuandao 03 Jan `08, 1:24PM
  • caleb_chiang's Avatar
    6,763 posts since Jul '05
    • weeks of mc during bmt.

      bogus mcs and bogus medical appointments while in training school. Laughing

      Almost fell asleep while driving in australia... Laughing

      "out-ration" during details and late night...

  • hunter's Avatar
    90 posts since Apr '02
    • Very Happy

      looking back now.......can really laugh at our idiotic acts/stunts we pulled during NS days............

  • bryanw's Avatar
    2,706 posts since Nov '07
    • Originally posted by hunter:
      Very Happy

      looking back now.......can really laugh at our idiotic acts/stunts we pulled during NS days............

      Laughing Laughing

  • Hellraiza's Avatar
    2,458 posts since Aug '04
    • Originally posted by xuandao:
      You think too much already Laughing

      Such things only happen in the movies Laughing

      btw, ord liao Laughing

      Your turn will come soon. Wish you luck in waiting Laughing Laughing Laughing

      too bad i chose to stay in the army longer....4 years down, 10 more months.. Laughing Laughing Laughing

      Edited by Hellraiza 04 Jan `08, 2:21PM
  • GHoST_18's Avatar
    18,570 posts since Jun '03
  • Hellraiza's Avatar
    2,458 posts since Aug '04
    • Originally posted by GHoST_18:
      racing in BX...

      now that i think back, it's really dangerous...

      Laughing Laughing Laughing

      were your troopers behind?

      I love to hear their screams through the CVC helmet....

  • GHoST_18's Avatar
    18,570 posts since Jun '03
    • Originally posted by Hellraiza:
      were your troopers behind?

      I love to hear their screams through the CVC helmet....

      no...

      i dun wanna go deaf...

      Laughing Laughing Laughing

  • xuandao's Avatar
    101 posts since Dec '07
    • Originally posted by Hellraiza:
      too bad i chose to stay in the army longer....4 years down, 10 more months.. Laughing Laughing Laughing

      10 more months of hell for you.

      Happy waiting and a happy new year to you Laughing

  • Hellraiza's Avatar
    2,458 posts since Aug '04
    • Originally posted by xuandao:
      10 more months of hell for you.

      Happy waiting and a happy new year to you Laughing

      Hell? Hell is just a state of mind... Laughing

  • vulpes macrotis mutica's Avatar
    235 posts since May '05
    • skipped bmt and subsequent recourses, long m/c, went for lasik, forged vehicle camp pass Twisted Evil

      list goes on...

  • Freedom Fighter's Avatar
    717 posts since Oct '07
    • on the 4th day on confinement week, my PC asked me wads my name i said Chuck Norris Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

      of cos he didnt understand hahaha Laughing Laughing Laughing

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    1,233 posts since Dec '03
    • Originally posted by Freedom Fighter:
      on the 4th day on confinement week, my PC asked me wads my name i said Chuck Norris Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

      of cos he didnt understand hahaha Laughing Laughing Laughing

      no need to share ur stories... no one care the fuc-k of u...

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