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  • DeadPoet
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    • 10 Dec `07, 1:23AM

      “Who knows? One day they might placed a sign at the entrance saying no Singaporeans and dogs please.”

      Referring to the report on backpacking hostels in Singapore not welcoming locals. [The Sunday Time, December 9 2007]

  • DeadPoet
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    • 10 Dec `07, 1:28AM

      “There is a fine line between creativity and plain stupidity."

      Referring to M1’s latest TV advertisement.

  • DeadPoet
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    • 10 Dec `07, 12:49PM

      “Nowadays it is so expensive to eat in the food-courts, hey why not order pizzas for lunch today?”

      An “excellent” suggestion by a colleague.

  • Mospeada
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    • 10 Dec `07, 12:50PM

      I can only be the supplier of ingredients in your life and you are the Chef. It is up to you how you want to cook up this dish of your life.

      Like that can?

      Edited by Mospeada 10 Dec `07, 12:51PM
  • Aaron8209
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  • tut4nkh4m3n
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  • DeadPoet
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    • 10 Dec `07, 9:45PM
      Originally posted by Mospeada:
      I can only be the supplier of ingredients in your life and you are the Chef. It is up to you how you want to cook up this dish of your life.

      Like that can?

      Can, anything also can. Twisted Evil Laughing

  • MyParentsDunWanMe
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    353 posts since Aug '07
  • Mospeada
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  • AndrewPKYap
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  • InnoHippo
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    • 11 Dec `07, 10:24AM

      Learnings from Comfort Cab:

      Insist on increasing ur pay and dont care what ur bosses think.
      This is a sure-win way to increase ur earnings Laughing

  • DeadPoet
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    • 11 Dec `07, 10:46PM

      “Just curious, will you die if you do not have a seat?”

      A question for seat-grabbers who never fail to amaze me with their ability to sense empty seats in trains, buses, food-courts, etc.

  • InnoHippo
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  • DeadPoet
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    • 12 Dec `07, 9:23PM

      “If you can’t sing the national anthem, try or at least pretend. The whole world is watching you.”

      To our gold medallists in the current SEA Games.

  • Hello Kitty
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  • DeadPoet
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    • 12 Dec `07, 9:30PM
      Originally posted by Hello Kitty:
      wat poem is dis?

      This thread is not for poems. It is for me to put down some of my thoughts. Wink

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  • DeadPoet
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    • 12 Dec `07, 10:34PM
      Originally posted by Hello Kitty:
      can me post here too when me wan to pen dwn my tots?

      Why not? Mr. Green

  • thehappybunny
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    4,345 posts since Aug '07
    • 12 Dec `07, 10:38PM

      that high horse you're on
      will eventually die

      and i hope im standing by your fallen body
      to spit in your face
      and make you taste the soup you cooked

  • DeadPoet
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    • 22 Jan `08, 1:33PM

      “I badly need to read something intelligent as I’ve been reading nothing but reports and minutes of meeting for the past few months.”

      When asked by a colleague what I was doing in the library during lunchtime.

  • DeadPoet
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    • 22 Jan `08, 1:45PM

      “Are you attached?”
      “No.”
      “So are you married?”
      “Huh?”
      “So sorry, actually what I wanted to know is if you have any children? So do you have any children?”

      Dumb questions asked by a trainer during an Induction Course for new officers.

  • Master -_-
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    18,268 posts since Jan '03
    • 22 Jan `08, 1:57PM

      "Nice to touch, Nice to hold. Once you break this, it's considered sold. Don't have money, don't have NETS? U still can't pay, i will feed you to the rats. Got guts to break my items but no balls to pay? You break some more and i'll sure make your day"

      In a shop i saw Laughing

  • DeadPoet
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    • 22 Jan `08, 2:02PM
      Originally posted by Master -_-:
      "Nice to touch, Nice to hold. Once you break this, it's considered sold. Don't have money, don't have NETS? U still can't pay, i will feed you to the rats. Got guts to break my items but no balls to pay? You break some more and i'll sure make your day"

      In a shop i saw Laughing

      Laughing Laughing Laughing

      Love this!

  • DeadPoet
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    • 26 Jan `08, 3:01PM

      One weekend,

      “Hi, why are you still doing in the office? You should be at home keeping your wife company.”
      “Because my wife is not giving me monies.”
      “Huh? Why should your wife gives you monies? You should give her monies instead what.”
      “Er… precisely. That’s why I still working OT.”

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