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I don't have a share in this Canadian Bacon business, but I'm going to join in the bacon madness anyways!

This one, my contribution, sung to the tune of "My Bonnie"
"My bacon lies over the River
My bacon lies over the road
My bacon lies quite close to Pinky
So when can my bacon come home?
Bacon! Bacon! Oh Bacon please come home to me, to me!
Bacon! Bacon! Oh Bacon please come home to meeeee!!"

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