new way of lou yu sheng wif ur galfren

• stooki

  17 Feb 07, 13:07

  u get those yu sheng ingredients ready by buying a 'yu sheng pack' from supermarket (got those sweet things, crackers, oil, pepper n sweet sauce etc), n also shred some carrot n radish, n cut up some raw fish n abalone....
  
  den u dump everything in a clean bath tub...
  
  den u n ur galfren get naked n go into the bath tub wif all those yu sheng thingy, n toss n turn n throw the yu sheng bits up in the air.... n juz toss n mix up the yu sheng wif ur hands. do it until u n ur gf are totally covered wif all the carrot n radish shreds, crackets, raw fish n etc...
  
  u also must say auspicious chinese phrases while doing this...
  
  den u will eat n lick up the yusheng from ur gf's body n she will do the same to u....
  den continue to eat up the remaining yu sheng in the bath tub.
  
  den after tat perhaps u can haf sex wif her...
  
  finally u n ur gf shower to wash off the stickiness... n then say 'huat ah!!!'
• mhcampboy

  17 Feb 07, 13:08

  
• gigabyte14

  17 Feb 07, 13:09

  y nt try using cai png?
• Darkness_hacker99

  17 Feb 07, 13:11

  nice..
• turbo_drift

  17 Feb 07, 13:12

  Cai png nice wat..
• allentyb

  17 Feb 07, 13:24

  what is Cai png?
• yihao93

  17 Feb 07, 13:38

  Originally posted by allentyb:

  what is Cai png?

  mixture of rice and other dishes
• monoslayer

  17 Feb 07, 13:39

  i gotta say its quite creative of stooky.
  
  +1
• a-Lost-9uY

  17 Feb 07, 13:40

  hahaha always gt funny ideas sia
• ^tamago^

  17 Feb 07, 13:41

  bathe with cai png really waste rice leh~
• mhcampboy

  17 Feb 07, 13:41

  Originally posted by monoslayer:

  i gotta say its quite creative of stooky.
  
  +1

  dun give him encouragement!
  
  i dun understand him... when nick kena banned... plead FI to unbanned him...promising will be good and stuffs...
  
  but yet he is still the same...
• gigabyte14

  17 Feb 07, 13:42

  Originally posted by ^tamago^:

  bathe with cai png really waste rice leh~

  but rice cheap ma...
  
  oi stooky, try it on ur mom la, see wat happens.
• monoslayer

  17 Feb 07, 13:42

  Originally posted by mhcampboy:

  dun give him encouragement!
  
  i dun understand him... when nick kena banned... plead FI to unbanned him...promising will be good and stuffs...
  
  but yet he is still the same...

  i m not encouraging him. but its really quite creative of him to come up wif this kind of thing.
• xShevchenkox

  17 Feb 07, 13:43

  but l tink stooky jokes are funny and creative lehz
  
  nice mah...l read at this post and laugh!!
  
  not bad la...sgforum really nid sum jokers to brighten our day up
• gigabyte14

  17 Feb 07, 13:45

  Originally posted by xShevchenkox:

  but l tink stooky jokes are funny and creative lehz
  
  nice mah...l read at this post and laugh!!
  
  not bad la...sgforum really nid sum jokers to brighten our day up

  LOL!
  
  i have to admit, stooky does have a bit of imagination...
  
  unlike CTX... knn i hate him
• Taiwanpolitics

  17 Feb 07, 14:32

  put maple syrup on ur gf 's body lah !!!
  
  then u lick .
  
  then u say maple story !!!
  
  
• casshern

  17 Feb 07, 15:08

  *raise hand*
  
  how many packs of Yu Seng do i need to fill up the bath tub?
• turbo_drift

  17 Feb 07, 15:09

  Originally posted by casshern:

  *raise hand*
  
  how many packs of Yu Seng do i need to fill up the bath tub?

  100...
• xShevchenkox

  17 Feb 07, 15:29

  Originally posted by casshern:

  *raise hand*
  
  how many packs of Yu Seng do i need to fill up the bath tub?

  do pm stooki for the answers
• Mysteria

  17 Feb 07, 15:36

  
• Patrik

  17 Feb 07, 15:55

  
• Impact Player

  17 Feb 07, 18:33

  Is that edible?
  
  
• Darkness_hacker99

  17 Feb 07, 18:38

  I saw it b4 sushi put it on naked body but never yusheng..
• Chuichi Koshiramaru

  17 Feb 07, 18:42

  HAHAHA... This one is creative & funny I must say.
• SGpork

  17 Feb 07, 19:25