Pick Up Lines
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For guys and gals out there, what's the best pick-up line you guys can think of or used and proven effective or ladies the best and worst pick-up line that you had got? Share us your valuable views on this and perharps we can gain more experience from this pointers. So guys out there, its time to think hard of a good one and ladies, get your scoreboard ready on a scale of 10 tell us how they fare!
I'll start the ball rolling, how about this: "Hi Miss, you have delicate features there, ever been to have your fortune taken? I have some knowledge in numerial prediction, so by any chance can i have your handphone number to forecast yours for you?"
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Depends on where the pick-up location is, you probably don't can't do this in a pub/disco. Too damn noisy, i think.
I usually just don't ask for numbers, instead give the gal my number and see if she calls back. Usually just chat her up and b4 i leave i'll say something like "Why don't i give you my number and maybe we can hang around together sometime?" -
hahaha... "hey, look at my machinery!"
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To borrow a phrase from a comic strip," Nice child rearing butt you have." Sherman's Lagoon -
machine breakdownOriginally posted by Mazohyst:hahaha... "hey, look at my machinery!"
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hey gal, u can dance real well.. care for a dance wif me? and after tt its a chat.. he will say any chance to dance wif u again? *ask for hdp number*
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straight and frank
"hi, ai shio gan mai?" -
Sure a not guys chat you up like this? So what you gave them? A hell of a time or two tight slaps?Originally posted by FireIce:straight and frank
"hi, ai shio gan mai?" -
hi gal, mi got condy to spare wif u...your place or mine?Originally posted by FireIce:straight and frank
"hi, ai shio gan mai?"
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u go back ur placeOriginally posted by sgboy2004:hi gal, mi got condy to spare wif u...your place or mine?
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aiyo..mi just stating the pick up lines lah...not 4 u lah...but if u agree, mi can come over to your place toniteOriginally posted by FireIce:u go back ur place
i go back to mine
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SI BEI TOK GONG!!!!Originally posted by FireIce:straight and frank
"hi, ai shio gan mai?"
u try this on 10 girls, 9 will give u a slap
the other 1 is say 'ha?? what talking u' -
HI! my daddy have dozens of villas all over the world!
and my daddy hobby is to collect jet aircrafts. my hobby is to collect supercars. oh, and in case u are curious, im my daddy's heir and only son. wanna have a fling with me? -
cos the 10th 1 does not understand hokkien, riteOriginally posted by Cerebral_Assassin:SI BEI TOK GONG!!!!
u try this on 10 girls, 9 will give u a slap
the other 1 is say 'ha?? what talking u'
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can i marry ur dad???Originally posted by digicharat:HI! my daddy have dozens of villas all over the world!
and my daddy hobby is to collect jet aircrafts. my hobby is to collect supercars. oh, and in case u are curious, im my daddy's heir and only son. wanna have a fling with me? -
nice one babe...than he inheritance will be spilt after e old man dies n after that u can go look for lover boys.Originally posted by FireIce:can i marry ur dad??? -
nope
old man die liao then i marry the son -
neva pick up ppl b4 leh. coz i dun go out much due to football
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hahaa...Originally posted by FireIce:can i marry ur dad???
i got a fren say she wish to marry a rich old man. then on their wedding night she wear very sexy n strip dance to seduce him n then the old man see liao buay tahan get heart attack n die. next day she will inherit his wealth n become rich. -
why din she get charged for MURDER?Originally posted by Cristalle:hahaa...
i got a fren say she wish to marry a rich old man. then on their wedding night she wear very sexy n strip dance to seduce him n then the old man see liao buay tahan get heart attack n die. next day she will inherit his wealth n become rich. -
ur friend anna nicole smith ah?Originally posted by Cristalle:hahaa...
i got a fren say she wish to marry a rich old man. then on their wedding night she wear very sexy n strip dance to seduce him n then the old man see liao buay tahan get heart attack n die. next day she will inherit his wealth n become rich. -
its her imagination oni lah.....but she say if reali true, think she down there will still be very dry....Originally posted by kopiosatu:ur friend anna nicole smith ah?
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who wouldn't... old man lehOriginally posted by Cristalle:its her imagination oni lah.....but she say if reali true, think she down there will still be very dry.... -
yeah...if lidat would rather strip to seduce than get down to the real job.Originally posted by kopiosatu:who wouldn't... old man leh -
u making my hair standOriginally posted by Cristalle:yeah...if lidat would rather strip to seduce than get down to the real job.
*shudders*