How do gals do it!!!
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Gals...how do u all masterbate?Fingering or would try using some other things.any1 here try using dildo,banana,cucumber before?Give ur comments.
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u wana noe huh?i've tried all leh...watermelon,orange,pineapple,pear,banana,cucumber,dang gui,brocoilli,etc..wat else u wnaa noe?Originally posted by turbo79:Gals...how do u all masterbate?Fingering or would try using some other things.any1 here try using dildo,banana,cucumber before?Give ur comments.
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Yah, Durian, star fruit, pineapple, coconut, lychee..
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still have...like carrot,cherry..etc...Originally posted by kohanson:Yah, Durian, star fruit, pineapple, coconut, lychee.. -
Hmm...not bad ....then can squeeze some fruit juice from there and drink.fruit is good for health.Wah can masterbate and gain vitamin and mineral from it..not a bad idea.
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using fruits for masturbation is gross. esp if its a banana.
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vegetables?Originally posted by summerdaze:using fruits for masturbation is gross. esp if its a banana.
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open fruit stall ahOriginally posted by kohanson:Yah, Durian, star fruit, pineapple, coconut, lychee.. -
Haha... which makes me wonder everytime i walk past fruit stalls now... usually is auntie selling mah hahaha...
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I'm NEVER eating fruit! Ever again!!Originally posted by Justy:Haha... which makes me wonder everytime i walk past fruit stalls now... usually is auntie selling mah hahaha...
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Originally posted by the Bear:I'm NEVER eating fruit! Ever again!!
just when i thot i wanted to go on a cleansing diet of fruit after my multiple drinking sessions this past week....
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Ya aya,
suger cane, sweet potato, small corn and kit kat... -
Originally posted by nefnuy:Ya aya,
suger cane, sweet potato, small corn and kit kat...
might as well use choc fudge like that? -
How u know use banana is esp gross?u tried before?Originally posted by summerdaze:using fruits for masturbation is gross. esp if its a banana. -
How about using squid for a change?
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What if use banana then the banana break into half and got stuck inside and cannot get it out? Imagine going to the doctor and tell her 'there's a banana in my private....'Originally posted by turbo79:How u know use banana is esp gross?u tried before?
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wow so advanced liao using fruit!!not vibrator meh..
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anymore speciall....
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Can use finger to dig it out.No problem.dun have to go to the doctor.Originally posted by Moosmooer:What if use banana then the banana break into half and got stuck inside and cannot get it out? Imagine going to the doctor and tell her 'there's a banana in my private....' -
I read that sausages are used!
Procedure:
Go to your local grocery or deli and buy yourself a nice big sausage. Heat the sausage in a microwave until warm. You don't want to heat it too hot because you don't want to burn yourself. Have your partner in the room with you. With the sausage fuck your cunt until you're about to orgasm. Then remove the sausage and with a fork poke several tiny holes in one end and several more holes around the head of the sausage. Resume fucking yourself with it and as you cum squeeze the sausage allowing the juices to mix with your own cum juices. Orgasm as many times as you can, squeezing the sausage's juices into your cunt. Remove the sausage and finger yourself. Call your lover over to you. Take your finger(s) that you've finger-fucked yourself with and offer it to your lover. Let him lick your fingers clean and repeat the process several times.
After he's gotten the taste of both the sausage juices and your own juices on his taste buds gently pull him between your legs and draw his head towards your pussy. Now get ready for the best cunt licking ever. Your lover loves to lick and lick your cunt forever he will. As he's licking think of a special code name you can call it to let him know that what he's doing is what it's called and that's what you want. Call out the code name over and over and over as he's licking you. It's important that you do this in order to let him know that the code name you're using is his cue to lick your snatch. Once he's enjoying licking you it's time to rid yourself of the greasy sausage.
Be patient, both with him and youself, allow several weeks (2-3 weeks) of giving him the code command for licking your pussy for it to absorb into his mind. The more you allow him to lick you the faster he'll improve in his skills. And be sure to call out the secret code command often while he's licking you. Orgasm as often as you can while he's doing this (and believe me, you will!). -
Originally posted by kawa:I read that sausages are used!
Procedure:
Go to your local grocery or deli and buy yourself a nice big sausage. Heat the sausage in a microwave until warm. You don't want to heat it too hot because you don't want to burn yourself. Have your partner in the room with you. With the sausage fuck your cunt until you're about to orgasm. Then remove the sausage and with a fork poke several tiny holes in one end and several more holes around the head of the sausage. Resume fucking yourself with it and as you cum squeeze the sausage allowing the juices to mix with your own cum juices. Orgasm as many times as you can, squeezing the sausage's juices into your cunt. Remove the sausage and finger yourself. Call your lover over to you. Take your finger(s) that you've finger-fucked yourself with and offer it to your lover. Let him lick your fingers clean and repeat the process several times.
After he's gotten the taste of both the sausage juices and your own juices on his taste buds gently pull him between your legs and draw his head towards your pussy. Now get ready for the best cunt licking ever. Your lover loves to lick and lick your cunt forever he will. As he's licking think of a special code name you can call it to let him know that what he's doing is what it's called and that's what you want. Call out the code name over and over and over as he's licking you. It's important that you do this in order to let him know that the code name you're using is his cue to lick your snatch. Once he's enjoying licking you it's time to rid yourself of the greasy sausage.
Be patient, both with him and youself, allow several weeks (2-3 weeks) of giving him the code command for licking your pussy for it to absorb into his mind. The more you allow him to lick you the faster he'll improve in his skills. And be sure to call out the secret code command often while he's licking you. Orgasm as often as you can while he's doing this (and believe me, you will!). ain't it too oily.. -
Originally posted by kawa:I read that sausages are used!
Procedure:
Go to your local grocery or deli and buy yourself a nice big sausage. Heat the sausage in a microwave until warm. You don't want to heat it too hot because you don't want to burn yourself. Have your partner in the room with you. With the sausage fuck your cunt until you're about to orgasm. Then remove the sausage and with a fork poke several tiny holes in one end and several more holes around the head of the sausage. Resume fucking yourself with it and as you cum squeeze the sausage allowing the juices to mix with your own cum juices. Orgasm as many times as you can, squeezing the sausage's juices into your cunt. Remove the sausage and finger yourself. Call your lover over to you. Take your finger(s) that you've finger-fucked yourself with and offer it to your lover. Let him lick your fingers clean and repeat the process several times.
After he's gotten the taste of both the sausage juices and your own juices on his taste buds gently pull him between your legs and draw his head towards your pussy. Now get ready for the best cunt licking ever. Your lover loves to lick and lick your cunt forever he will. As he's licking think of a special code name you can call it to let him know that what he's doing is what it's called and that's what you want. Call out the code name over and over and over as he's licking you. It's important that you do this in order to let him know that the code name you're using is his cue to lick your snatch. Once he's enjoying licking you it's time to rid yourself of the greasy sausage.
Be patient, both with him and youself, allow several weeks (2-3 weeks) of giving him the code command for licking your pussy for it to absorb into his mind. The more you allow him to lick you the faster he'll improve in his skills. And be sure to call out the secret code command often while he's licking you. Orgasm as often as you can while he's doing this (and believe me, you will!).
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Originally posted by |Uv`-f|UtE-`:
damn gross ... i'm never gonna touch a sausage again
Sausage too messy lah! All the juices and everything! Think vibrators and dildos would be enough.