-I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
-Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
-Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
-You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
-Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
-Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
-The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
-Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
-That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
-Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk around the room again?
-My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
-My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover."
-Nice shoes. Wanna fark?
-Can I flirt with you?
-Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
[-Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":] Checking to see if you were made in heaven. OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
-All those curves, and me with no brakes.
-If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
-Fark me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
-I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
-[Grab her bottom ] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
-Is it hot in here or is it just you?
-Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. [Cheese alert!]
-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
-How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
-Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
-I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
-So... How am I doin'?
-(Lick your finger, then touch you and your 'friend's' shoulder) How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
-[Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
-Do you sleep on your stomach? [No] Can I?
-That shirt is very becoming on you; of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming, too.
