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Volvo Olympian — Wed, 14 Feb 2007 22:08:50 +0800

Anymore jokes??

Maybe

Taxis celebrate valentines day

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finoq — Wed, 14 Feb 2007 22:07:51 +0800

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Volvo Olympian — Wed, 14 Feb 2007 22:07:02 +0800

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finoq — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 22:48:05 +0800

Why does a correction tape cost more than a taxi ride

It has more metres in it

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Volvo Olympian — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 22:29:03 +0800

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Volvo Olympian — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 20:13:34 +0800

anymore craps

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Volvo Olympian — Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:47:49 +0800

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JJxJJ — Wed, 11 Oct 2006 18:54:01 +0800

Originally posted by SGEMP:
[b]"Which cab should I board?!"

One day, a man was standing on the road kerb of North Bridge Road, Bugis, waiting to flag down a cab.

For the next 1 hour, he could not flag down any cab that passed by.

Haizzz..............

Then, exactly 1 hours later, when he managed to flag down a cab, cabs from all other companies pulled up in front of him..........

And he now have trouble deciding which cab to board !!!

"Haizzz, which cab should I board?!" he groaned[/b]

tsk..tsk... not funny...

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Lord_Of_Hayan — Mon, 02 Oct 2006 21:17:53 +0800

Taxis with YMCA drivers dancing around. Moreover, the taxis are dancing too.

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Volvo Olympian — Sun, 01 Oct 2006 22:22:04 +0800

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iveco — Tue, 29 Aug 2006 19:29:20 +0800

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SBS9828X — Tue, 29 Aug 2006 14:39:39 +0800

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Volvo Olympian — Tue, 29 Aug 2006 14:27:38 +0800

Originally posted by SMRT Buses:

I've created an off-topics thread & all discussions (if any) are to be continued there so that this thread will be strictly only for jokes regarding taxis. Your kind understanding & co-operation would be very much appreciated

This topic can also be use as Off topic as well.

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SMRT Buses — Mon, 28 Aug 2006 23:34:16 +0800

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SGEMP — Mon, 28 Aug 2006 23:00:47 +0800

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Volvo Olympian — Mon, 28 Aug 2006 21:47:58 +0800

Originally posted by iveco:

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Hmm .... I don't get what you mean .... but anyway , this can be also a off topic thread too.

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iveco — Mon, 28 Aug 2006 21:32:33 +0800

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iveco — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 17:37:05 +0800

Originally posted by SBS1985C:

Hope this is funny.

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Its 11.55 pm in the night.
A taxi picks up a passenger going to Tampines from Orchard. The driver does not turn on the meter.
Passenger *thinks*: This Driver so careless. Forget to turn on meter. Nevermind later I can get free ride.
Taxi Driver *thinks*: This passenger so bodoh. Never ask me turn on meter. Later past midnight then I activate meter.

--6 Miniutes later at a traffic light--

Taxi driver: Oh dear. I forgot to turn on the meter. I will turn it on now. Don't worry I shall not charge you for the trip before I acitvated the meter.
Passenger: what ............
Passenger *Thinks* : Now must pay Midnight Surcharge.
Taxi Driver *thinks*: Now got Midnight Surcharge. More $$$.

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Enjoy.

Wahaha, what a dodgy cunt the cabbie is. Must keep a lookout for such fellas around.

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SBS1985C — Wed, 23 Aug 2006 23:15:48 +0800

Hope this is funny.

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Its 11.55 pm in the night.
A taxi picks up a passenger going to Tampines from Orchard. The driver does not turn on the meter.
Passenger *thinks*: This Driver so careless. Forget to turn on meter. Nevermind later I can get free ride.
Taxi Driver *thinks*: This passenger so bodoh. Never ask me turn on meter. Later past midnight then I activate meter.

--6 Miniutes later at a traffic light--

Taxi driver: Oh dear. I forgot to turn on the meter. I will turn it on now. Don't worry I shall not charge you for the trip before I acitvated the meter.
Passenger: what ............
Passenger *Thinks* : Now must pay Midnight Surcharge.
Taxi Driver *thinks*: Now got Midnight Surcharge. More $$$.

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Enjoy.

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Volvo Olympian — Mon, 21 Aug 2006 14:17:18 +0800

Ok , never mind then. Lets get back to our jokes now

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SBS9818A — Sun, 20 Aug 2006 23:14:48 +0800

Originally posted by Volvo Olympian:
I find out that actually this SBS9818A dislike any of SGEMP jokes here. I suggest you don't [b]POST anything and don't give comments that is rubbish to you and flamming SGEMP around. If you don't like him , just leave it. Don't throw your frustation here and make it worse. Remember , this topic is for having fun times such as jokes or whatever.

Thank you.[/b]

Your sense of humour must be warped if you find any of those things remotely funny. Markzz's fast meter joke was funny, in comparison.

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105090 — Sun, 20 Aug 2006 14:18:21 +0800

Originally posted by SGEMP:
[b]"Which cab should I board?!"

One day, a man was standing on the road kerb of North Bridge Road, Bugis, waiting to flag down a cab.

For the next 1 hour, he could not flag down any cab that passed by.

Haizzz..............

Then, exactly 1 hours later, when he managed to flag down a cab, cabs from all other companies pulled up in front of him..........

And he now have trouble deciding which cab to board !!!

"Haizzz, which cab should I board?!" he groaned[/b]

dont really get the joke

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Volvo Olympian — Sun, 20 Aug 2006 10:01:13 +0800

I find out that actually this SBS9818A dislike any of SGEMP jokes here. I suggest you don't POST anything and don't give comments that is rubbish to you and flamming SGEMP around. If you don't like him , just leave it. Don't throw your frustation here and make it worse. Remember , this topic is for having fun times such as jokes or whatever.

Thank you.

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SBS9818A — Sat, 19 Aug 2006 15:24:19 +0800

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iveco — Sat, 19 Aug 2006 11:47:36 +0800

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