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Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear
Weird Al Yankovic
(to be sung to "Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland")
Lacy things -- the wife is missin',
Didn't ask -- her permission,
I'm wearin' her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.
In the store -- there's a teddy,
Little straps -- like spaghetti,
It holds me so tight,
Like handcuffs at night,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.
In the office there's a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say,"Whoa, Man!"
"Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"
Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress -- like Madonna,
Put on some eyeshade,
And join the parade,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!
Lacy things... missin',
Didn't ask... permission,
Wearin' her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!
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O Cannibals
The Simpsons
(sung to tune of "O Christmas Tree")
O Cannibals O Cannibals
What shall you eat for Christmas
O Cannibals O Cannibals
What shall you eat for Christmas
Dear Auntie stuffed would be divine
But then on what should Auntie dine?
O Cannibals O Cannibals
What shall you eat for Christmas
O Cannibals O Cannibals
You start to make me nervous
O Cannibals O Cannibals
You start to make me nervous
Your friendly grins have turned to smiles
Reminding me of crocodiles
O Cannibals O Cannibals
You start to make me nervous
O Cannibals O Cannibals
I wish I'd never met you
O Cannibals O Cannibals
I wish I'd never met you
I hope that when you've eaten me
I make you barf your recipes
O Cannibals O Cannibals
I wish I'd never met you
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Fished from this thread: http://www.sgforums.com/?action=thread_display&thread_id=64839
JINGLE BENGS
(to the tune of Jingle Bells)
Chorus:
Jingle Bengs, Jingle Bengs
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to squat
And then shout, Wah lau eh! (Eh!)
Jingle Bengs, Jingle Bengs
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to squat
And then shout, Wah lau eh!
Hooting down the road
And piah-ing down the street
Later go Geylang
And get something to eat
Geylang is damn tok kong
Cos down every lorong
Youre sure to find things all night long
To make you si beh song (Eh!)
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IM DREAMING OF A WHITE HUSBAND
(to the tune of Im Dreaming of a White Christmas)
Im dreaming of a white husband
Just like the ones on TV shows
So I stake out Boat Quay
Or Ho-lland Vee-ee
To snag some rich expat ang-mors
Im dreaming of a white husband
I read about in womens mags
Im an SPG, all right
And I want my husband to be white
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O COME BACK YE QUITTERS
(to the tune of O Come All Ye Faithful)
Come back, ye quitters,
Bring your kids or sisters
Come back, o co-ome back to Si-ing-ga-pore
Come and assist us
In this big recession
O come back to your country
O come back to your country
O come back to your country
We mean Singapore
The last three were from TalkingCock.com
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This one too.
GLC
(to the tune of Silver Bells)
City sidewalks, busy sidewalks
From Orchard to Yew Tee
In the back
Gahmens dealing
In business
SMRT
NTUC
And Ill bet bubble tea
Theyre in ev-e-ry business you see
GLC GLC
Its business time in the city
Muscle in (just give in!)
Become a sub-si-di-ary
Youre a dirt speck
To Temasek
So abandon your dreams
In the end
Theyll take over
Your business
You cant compete
Cause they play cheat
Theyre a monopoly
So much for market eco-no-my
GLC GLC
They make business rea-lly @^$&ty
Its no sin, to just give in
And join Sing Tech-no-lo-gy
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