Road Power Rating
* = Sup sup soy
** = Grin and bear
*** = Don’t blink, just overtake
**** = Alert and avoid
***** = Don’t blink, just pray
Unrated = Unbeatable
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Horn hitters, are drivers that as soon as the light turns green they beep at you. These horn bastards don’t miss a beep at every possible chance - they hit the beep as soon as you begin to park, they hit the beep when they want to go straight on a left turn lane, they hit the beep for no reason at the red light and they hit the beep for sound test when everyone else is stationary in a traffic jam.
Road Power: **
Brake bangers, are drivers that for no reason, enjoy banging their brake pedals every 3-seconds on the road. These idiots have too much brake liquid to spare and are usually drivers with poor sense of speed; they over accelerate and bang their brakes twenty times in one minute on any lane in any situation.
Road Power: ***
Slow pokers, are not only drivers that hog the road. They also apply to law abiding idiots who follow the speed limit at first lane. These idiots are either too scared to go fast or too scared of hitting others. May apply to intellectual wannabes who are slow not because they are scared, but because they actually read all the signboards (including the Speeding Kills ones). These drivers have the power to single handedly, stall any traffic on whichever lane they choose to travel in.
Road Power: ***
Road reporters are self-declared journalists cum drivers who complain, swear and comment about every other driver on the road. Prone to graphic violence with the flash of a finger, they are vulgar but harmless and don’t usually create problems for other drivers. Road reporters always think they are right, always talk a lot and the only people they annoy are themselves and their unfortunate passengers.
Road Power: *
Rick Revvers, are
children in need of attention. Often drivers in modified cars with bad
color and design combos, these children are attention whores looking to
compensate. They rev their car engines even when no one else on the
road is looking at them, even when no one gives a damn about who they
are or what they drive. They are always the first to move off and
usually the last to enter the first lane on an expressway because they
are too busy checking out people checking them out.
Road Power: *
No Signal drivers
have broken middle fingers. They are also misers who will stoop to
every method imaginable just to prolong shelf life of the car battery.
They have no belief in giving signals. They do not give a signal when
changing lanes and making a right or a left turn. Driving accumulates
bad experiences for these misunderstood morons and they are hot
favorites with horn hitters and road reporters.
Road Power: ***
Squeeze Suckers, are drivers with fetish for everything tight. These suckers want to squeeze themselves into anything. As long as there is the chance of a perfect fit, any space at exactly their car length will do. They squeeze into space between two traveling cars and cause a road accident and they typically evolve into the kiasu driver in twitching cars that suffer from spasm.
They will squeeze into a space smaller than their own cars at a merging lane because other drivers beside, behind and in front of them will eventually be sacred enough to back off and give way.
Road Power: **
Fast Freddies are
role models for children in modified cars. These drivers will come up
behind your buttocks looking for a kiss, use their bright lights on
purpose and signal you to move off because they think they can run you
over. When you give way, they move in front of you and turn into slow
pokers. These people are involved in a lot of accidents so they always
remove themselves from the roads eventually.
Road Power: ****
Lane Loiters are drivers with their own idea of drifting. These drivers travel only on two lanes and only between markers. They don’t have a clue about where they want to go because they never have to decide.
Descendants down the bloodline of taxi
drivers, lane loiters are natural born king of roads because everything
belongs to their grandfather. Lethal when combined with slow pokers.
Road Power: ***
Combined Road Power: Unbeatable
lol? where did u get this from
squeeze suckers? hahha. i ride so long never ever seen 3 cars travelling in 2 lanes. but bike many.
no taitai drivers behind a lexus/camry/mercs/bmv...?
Slow Parkers, are drivers with a lot of time to spare. They enter, travel, park and exit all car parks at 4km flat. These drivers are oblivious to the real world in real time because they operate in a world of their own - they move, think and rotate entirely in slow mo. Whether there are many or no cars around them does not matter.
Slow parkers may be incredibly annoying but they are completely harmless.
Road Power: **
im 60% of the time road reporter, the swearing part.
30% squeze sucker where i inch all the way in till someone gives way to me.
10% of fast freddie when i overtake a car which im buay song of and go real sloooooooooow in front of it.
I find myself a
"Rick Revvers, are children in need of attention. Often drivers in modified cars with bad color and design combos, these children are attention whores looking to compensate. They rev their car engines even when no one else on the road is looking at them, even when no one gives a damn about who they are or what they drive. They are always the first to move off and usually the last to enter the first lane on an expressway because they are too busy checking out people checking them out."
My car is not modified but I'm often is the 1st to move off and end up last to enter the expressway coz i'm such a poor driver.
Too bad i'm too cheap to own a higher CC car, plus i miss a gear shift when I accelerate fast.
i`m a no signal .
My middle finger got stuck in my ex girl friends *AHEM*.
eww how does she shit?