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how abt i try, lol.. but translation may not be 100% zun..
1st picture:
girl: thanks for sending me home.
boy: don't you wanna give me a goodbye kiss?
girl: sorry, but I don't kiss guys on a first date.
boy: how about on a last date?
2nd pic:
child: what is meant by "being romantic"?
man: to give her a hundred roses even though you know she doesn't love you.
child: what about "being wasteful"?
man: having to give her a hundred roses even though you know she loves you.
3rd pic:
pig: I have two bad habits which are making me so disturbed.
rabbit: what bad habits?
pig: 1st bad habit is that I sleep nude.
rabbit: that's still not bad, what's the 2nd?
pig: sleepwalking...
4th pic:
Lady(thinking): a pig in deep thoughts, how charismatic..
waiter(thinking): such a determined expression, really deserving of respect..
old man(thinking): looks like a philosopher thinking about the essence of life..
pig(thinking): is 1 + 1 = 3 or 4?
5th pic:
man: remember xiaobao, to succeed you need honesty and intelligence.
xiaobao: honesty and intelligence, but what is honesty?
man: honesty is keeping your word.
xiaobao: then whats intelligence?
man: not to make promises.
6th pic: (is that a female croc? anyway)
croc: you want me to buy you shirt?
croc: you want nice food?
croc: you want free massage?
croc: as long as u marry me..
k the next seven will hafta wait..
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Originally posted by purpledragon84:
hey wait.. the rabbit and sleepwalking pig one is missing.. u can add that pic agn? originally it was the 3rd..
oh ok.. accidentally deleted it... bleahx.
anywayz pic 3 alignment abit off but nvm la can understand its pic 3 la... so hard to fix the alignment with this new sgforum design...
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7th pic: (k this one hard to translate, not sure right or wrong)
boy: be my girlfriend, or I'll kill myself!
girl: no! my conscience will not condone me.
boy: then be my girlfriend
girl: don't want, my vanity will not condone me.
8th pic:
girl: are you going to tell me or not?!
boy: faced with the enemy's heinous torture, I've only 3 words!
boy: I'll say everything...
9th pic:
boy(after reminiscing the past): oh! I've got it!
boy: my sweetheart, I've inherited 5 million dollars, a villa, a car and a yacht, will you marry me?
girl: of course I will la! who are you ah?
10th pic:
boy: Uncle, can you give me 5 dollars? Teacher's going to bring us to the zoo tmr to see pythons.
Uncle: Why spend all that needless money? won't it be the same to take my magnifying glass to the river and see earthworms?
11th pic:
girl: do you love me?
boy: love, the moon represents my heart.
12th pic:
Father: jerk! let go of my daughter!
boy: Uncle, we are true to each other!
Father: You want to kiss u kiss la, still lean against our doorbell...
13th pic:
female pig: hey!
female pig: I heard a girl almost commited suicide over you!
female pig: issit true?
rabbit: ya...
rabbit: she would rather die than marry me..
k done..! again, paiseh for any errors!
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Ahhh the comics are so cute!
