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  • John Wong
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    • 04 Mar `08, 5:28PM

      This is terrible…

      Last Sunday I went Sentosa suntan but fell asleep and then suddenly kenna woke up by this damn ugly big black dog that started humping my leg!!! By this time already night time damn dark I was damn scared so got up and run but fwah my skin was blardy chao dar until pua cb pain and then running that time knn trip on some litterbug cb kia’s beer can and kena sprain left ankle

      Now everywhere I go people seem to think I’m this Mr Selamat Cookiebookie escaped terrorist leader. You all really think this Cookie guy will limp around Orchard Rd on his left foot meh? Come on man… I think the 999 operator also sian of you idiots calling them… cannot tell difference between sunburnt chinaman and malay ar?

      NNB!

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    • 04 Mar `08, 5:34PM

      lol. that means that you're short, ugly and a little on the plump side. i am guessing that's what you look like.

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    • 07 May `08, 4:32PM

      Lol, you’re funny shiet, dude.

      Try walking with a left limp, raise your hands and shout halal in the middle of town.

      Would be freaking hilarious, comon, look on the bright side, would like to see you in town doing that soon 8D

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