http://www.sgforums.com/forums/2223/posts en-US 60 <p>lol pastor got owned</p> Sat, 05 Jul 2008 23:27:59 +0800 www.sgforums.com:2223:323157:8220883 tut4nkh4m3n http://www.sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/323157 <p><img src="/images/emoticons/classic/icon_lol.gif" alt= "icon_lol.gif" /></p> Sat, 05 Jul 2008 23:00:56 +0800 www.sgforums.com:2223:323157:8220794 JJxJJ http://www.sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/323157 <p>Well that is clever.</p> Sat, 05 Jul 2008 22:32:32 +0800 www.sgforums.com:2223:322299:8220687 Beautiful951 http://www.sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/322299 <p><img src="/images/emoticons/classic/icon_lol.gif" alt= "icon_lol.gif" /></p> Sat, 05 Jul 2008 22:19:35 +0800 www.sgforums.com:2223:323218:8220657 gunner77 http://www.sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/323218 <p>VIP = Vicious Idiotic Person</p> Sat, 05 Jul 2008 22:14:29 +0800 www.sgforums.com:2223:193081:8220645 jayh272416 http://www.sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/193081 <p><img src="/images/emoticons/classic/icon_lol.gif" alt= "icon_lol.gif" /></p> Sat, 05 Jul 2008 21:53:49 +0800 www.sgforums.com:2223:323157:8220603 DrAlienology http://www.sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/323157 <p><img src="/images/emoticons/classic/icon_lol.gif" alt= "icon_lol.gif" /></p> Sat, 05 Jul 2008 21:52:53 +0800 www.sgforums.com:2223:323218:8220601 DrAlienology http://www.sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/323218 <p>i took 15 seconds to realize the kicker hahahaha!</p> Sat, 05 Jul 2008 21:38:19 +0800 www.sgforums.com:2223:323157:8220555 sand king http://www.sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/323157 <p>hahaha.. dunno if its a joke, just thought i'd post it somewhere lighthearted. anyway i went to sentosa today, looks like its now Tiger Sky Tower? Did anyone else notice?</p> Sat, 05 Jul 2008 21:26:51 +0800 www.sgforums.com:2223:322884:8220514 dsylxeic http://www.sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/322884 <p><img src="/images/emoticons/classic/icon_lol.gif" alt= "icon_lol.gif" /></p> Sat, 05 Jul 2008 17:56:46 +0800 www.sgforums.com:2223:323218:8220247 monoslayer http://www.sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/323218 <p>A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call for me?" The man replies, "No. What do you mean? "She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection it implies you called for me." Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him into her and happily lets him have his way with her.<br /> <br /> The man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts. Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward him. "Did you call for me?" says the hairy man. "No. What do you mean?" says the newcomer. "You must be new," says the hairy man. "It's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me." The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.<br /> <br /> The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist. "May I help you?" she says. The man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee." "But sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities." The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I get an erection once a month but I fart 15 times a day! I'm out of here!"<br /></p> Sat, 05 Jul 2008 17:37:26 +0800 www.sgforums.com:2223:323218:8220214 00011000 http://www.sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/323218 <div class=""> <p><img src="../../../images/emoticons/classic/icon_lol.gif" alt= "icon_lol.gif" /><img src= "../../../images/emoticons/classic/icon_lol.gif" alt= "icon_lol.gif" /><img src= "../../../images/emoticons/classic/icon_lol.gif" alt= "icon_lol.gif" /></p> </div> Sat, 05 Jul 2008 14:59:54 +0800 www.sgforums.com:2223:323160:8219951 eagle http://www.sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/323160 <p><img src="/images/emoticons/classic/icon_lol.gif" alt= "icon_lol.gif" /></p> Sat, 05 Jul 2008 14:54:17 +0800 www.sgforums.com:2223:323157:8219929 eagle http://www.sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/323157 <p><img src="/images/emoticons/classic/icon_lol.gif" alt= "icon_lol.gif" /><img src="/images/emoticons/classic/icon_lol.gif" alt="icon_lol.gif" /><img src= "/images/emoticons/classic/icon_lol.gif" alt="icon_lol.gif" /></p> Sat, 05 Jul 2008 14:53:41 +0800 www.sgforums.com:2223:323160:8219924 gunner77 http://www.sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/323160 <p><img src="/images/emoticons/classic/icon_lol.gif" alt= "icon_lol.gif" /></p> Sat, 05 Jul 2008 14:52:32 +0800 www.sgforums.com:2223:323157:8219917 gunner77 http://www.sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/323157 <p><img src="/images/emoticons/classic/icon_lol.gif" alt= "icon_lol.gif" /></p> Sat, 05 Jul 2008 14:36:54 +0800 www.sgforums.com:2223:323157:8219870 TrixCereals http://www.sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/323157 <p>LOL..</p> Sat, 05 Jul 2008 14:31:56 +0800 www.sgforums.com:2223:323157:8219854 youyayu http://www.sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/323157 <p>lol. smart way to smoke on a plane.</p> Sat, 05 Jul 2008 12:14:28 +0800 www.sgforums.com:2223:323160:8219566 freedom4ever http://www.sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/323160 <p>Two voices, one male and one female, overheard on a plane:</p> <p>"I think everyone's asleep, let's go."</p> <p>"This one's empty ... no-ones looking... you go in first."</p> <p>"It's a bit cramped - let me sit down!"</p> <p>"Have you got the condom? Quick - put it on."</p> <p>Sniff, sniff ,"Ah perfume - you think of everything!"</p> <p>"This is great....." (long sigh!)</p> <p>Static on the loud speaker, then a new voice: "This is the captain speaking, to those two people in the rear toilet. We know what you're doing, and it is expressly forbidden by airline regulations.</p> <p>Now put those cigarettes out and take the condom off the smoke detector."</p> Sat, 05 Jul 2008 10:56:01 +0800 www.sgforums.com:2223:323160:8219369 GIB http://www.sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/323160 <p>I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards. --Houghton Library, Harvard University . Cambridge , Massachusetts .</p> <p>Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die. --Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign , IL</p> <p>Beauty is only a light switch away. --Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , North Carolina.</p> <p>Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" --Rest stop off Route 81. West Virginia .</p> <p>God made pot. Man made beer. Whom do you trust? -- The Irish Times, Washington , D.C.</p> <p>Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. --The Bayou, Baton Rouge , Louisiana .</p> <p>No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.--Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill , North Carolina .</p> <p>At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry. --Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson , Arizona .</p> <p>It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. --Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona .</p> <p>Make love, not war.--Hell, do both, get married! --Women's restroom, The Filling Station. Bozeman , Montana .</p> <p>God is dead. -Nietzsche; Nietzsche is dead. -God --The Tombs Restaurant. Washington , D.C.</p> <p>If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. --Revolution Books. New York , New York .</p> <p>A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. --Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort. Dallas , Texas .</p> Sat, 05 Jul 2008 10:49:48 +0800 www.sgforums.com:2223:323158:8219338 GIB http://www.sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/323158 <p>The Texas preacher rose with an angry red face. "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumour that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one, which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family."</p> <p>No one moved.</p> <p>The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."</p> <p>Again all was quiet.</p> <p>Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke.</p> <p>"Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets!"</p> Sat, 05 Jul 2008 10:47:09 +0800 www.sgforums.com:2223:323157:8219325 GIB http://www.sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/323157 <blockquote> <div class="quote_from">Originally posted by whereismyrib:</div> <div class="quote_body"> <p>1) What does BH stand for?<br /> <br /> 2) What does POW stand for?<br /> <br /> 3) What does RIP stand for?<br /> <br /> 4) What does VIP stand for?<br /> <br /> 5) What does NSF stand for? (I posted in CC before)<br /> <br /> Creative answers needed.<br /> <br /> <img title="Laughing" src="/images/emoticons/classic/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" /> <img title="Laughing" src= "/images/emoticons/classic/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" /></p> </div> </blockquote> <p>Bh is equal to Bad housing</p> <p>POW is equal to piano overly weighty</p> <p>RIP is equal to ribbons i parlimant</p> <p>VIP is equal to very irrating parlimant</p> <p>NSF is equal to Nationaly stupid fools.</p> Fri, 04 Jul 2008 23:33:49 +0800 www.sgforums.com:2223:193081:8218634 Beautiful951 http://www.sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/193081 <p>A man took his mother in law and threw her into the lion's cage. He is being sued by the SPCA for being crual to the lions.</p> <p>Its nice to have a mother in law. Baby sitters are expensive.</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> Fri, 04 Jul 2008 23:11:17 +0800 www.sgforums.com:2223:323126:8218595 Beautiful951 http://www.sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/323126 <p><img src="/images/emoticons/classic/icon_lol.gif" alt= "icon_lol.gif" /><img src="/images/emoticons/classic/icon_lol.gif" alt="icon_lol.gif" /><img src= "/images/emoticons/classic/icon_lol.gif" alt="icon_lol.gif" /></p> Fri, 04 Jul 2008 22:18:08 +0800 www.sgforums.com:2223:322922:8218504 gunner77 http://www.sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/322922 <blockquote> <div class="quote_from">Originally posted by youyayu:</div> <div class="quote_body"> <p>nice video thanks for sharing but why in joke forum?</p> </div> </blockquote> <p><br /> the video is supposed to be a joke probaly <img src= "/images/emoticons/kde-3.5.8/redones/unhappy.png" alt= "unhappy.png" /></p> Fri, 04 Jul 2008 11:37:44 +0800 www.sgforums.com:2223:322884:8216758 Chris1988 http://www.sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/322884