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  • whereismyrib
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    • 01 Dec `05, 12:52AM

      Life is a joke. Tell us something funny you see or hear yesterday, today or in your dreams - real life jokes stories wor!

      Basically, this thread is created to talk and crap about things that are funny. It serves as a place to know each other better. You can also post any feedbacks.

      Please refrain from craping anything naughty - in Bar and Chit Chat please. Mr. Green

      Enjoy. Very Happy

  • whereismyrib
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    • 01 Dec `05, 12:55AM

      Let me start with a "crap" question:

      What is(are) the difference(s) when people write "ha" and "ha ha" in their message? Does it convey any messages to the other person?

      Laughing Very Happy

  • jay_rocks
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  • whereismyrib
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    • 01 Dec `05, 1:30AM
      Originally posted by jay_rocks:
      why did xiao ming climb the stairs

      I think I heard before.

      Nvm, let me try: Xiao Ming want to go home ... Laughing

  • whereismyrib
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    Pitot
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    • 01 Dec `05, 5:12PM

      Ok, let me add...

      One day after parlament, The ministers decided to go to a karaoke session. All showed up, except one.

      Guess Who??

  • whereismyrib
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    • 02 Dec `05, 3:25AM
      Originally posted by Pitot:
      Ok, let me add...

      One day after parlament, The ministers decided to go to a karaoke session. All showed up, except one.

      Guess Who??

      Our PM? Any clue?

  • whereismyrib
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    Pitot
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    • 02 Dec `05, 6:10AM
      Originally posted by whereismyrib:
      Our PM? Any clue?

      Might as well tell answer now. It is Our home affairs minister. Mr Wong Kan Seng.

  • whereismyrib
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    • 02 Dec `05, 6:12AM
      Originally posted by Pitot:
      Might as well tell answer now. It is Our home affairs minister. Mr Wong Kan Seng.

      Laughing I think I heard this before. "Wong can't sing" Laughing

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    • 02 Dec `05, 6:13AM
      Originally posted by whereismyrib:
      Laughing I think I heard this before. "Wong can't sing" Laughing

      Laughing Laughing Laughing

      yes yes, very popular..haha

  • whereismyrib
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    • 05 Dec `05, 1:21AM

      Actually I don't like some of the smilies provided in Sgforums because:

      Smile : looks like insincere donkey smile
      Laughing : looks like a pervert(bian tai), with the upper lip jerking up and down uncontrollably
      Shocked : looks like goldfish

      These are the top three annoying smilies. It irks me whenever I see them. Anyway, just for laugh. lol

      Edited by whereismyrib 05 Dec `05, 1:27AM
  • Angelo09
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  • whereismyrib
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    • 05 Dec `05, 1:24AM
      Originally posted by Angelo09:
      hi. my name is zhang wu ji and i know ji yang shen gong

      okok, we know your interests. Anyway, welcome to Jokes Forum.

      Edited by whereismyrib 05 Dec `05, 1:25AM
  • whereismyrib
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  • whereismyrib
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    • 05 Dec `05, 1:27AM
      Originally posted by jay_rocks:
      why did xiao ming climb the stairs

      Hi jay_rocks, you haven't provided us the answer.

  • hisoka
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    • 05 Dec `05, 1:35AM
      Originally posted by whereismyrib:
      Pitot, what does Whiskey Tango Foxtrot stand for?

      erm try wtf

  • whereismyrib
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  • hisoka
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    • 05 Dec `05, 1:42AM
      Originally posted by whereismyrib:
      I had been to NS and should know this better. Laughing

      no probs we all have our off days

  • whereismyrib
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  • freedom4ever
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    • 05 Dec `05, 1:59AM
      Originally posted by jay_rocks:
      why did xiao ming climb the stairs

      because the stairs is itchy.

  • whereismyrib
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  • whereismyrib
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    • 16 Dec `05, 4:48PM

      Pitot, Sleeping Forest, Gordonator come in and talk here leh. This corner too quiet liao. Sad

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