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  • Moderator
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    43,185 posts since Jul '04
    • Mr. Green

      - Waterproof towel

      - Waterproof sponge

      - Solar powered torch

      - Book on "How to Read"

      - Pedalled Wheelchair

      pls continue...

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    736 posts since Nov '05
    • Clothes. : because since many people yearn to see each other naked, clothes are just redundant. Why invent clothes then?? Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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  • Phoenix Fudge
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    • Originally posted by alexkusu:
      Ejection seats for helicopters

      Actually, if I'm not wrong, there's a type of Russian military helicopter which does have ejection seats. When the pilot presses the ejection button, the rotors get blown off first. A few seconds later, the pilot himself gets blown out of the c*ockpit safely.

      I don't remember the exact name and model of the helicopter, but I'll post it in Military Nuts if I do find an article on it. Wink

      Edited by fudgester 01 Jan `06, 7:41PM
  • Phoenix Fudge
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    16,707 posts since Jan '04
    • Bingo: found the helicopter with ejection seats. The Kamov KA-50. You can read more about this helicopter here: http://www.aeronautics.ru/archive/vvs/ka52-01.htm

      To quote from the website:

      Another unique Ka-50 feature is the ejection seat - the main rotors are jettisoned before the pilot's seat is ejected. More than 35% of the Ka-50's structure by weight is of composites.

  • Moderator
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    43,185 posts since Jul '04
    • Originally posted by fudgester:
      Actually, if I'm not wrong, there's a type of Russian military helicopter which does have ejection seats. When the pilot presses the ejection button, the rotors get blown off first. A few seconds later, the pilot himself gets blown out of the c*ockpit safely.

      I don't remember the exact name and model of the helicopter, but I'll post it in Military Nuts if I do find an article on it. Wink

      same as the one in James Bond: Golden Eye. Cool

      ok back to the jokes. Laughing

  • phua joo kang's Avatar
    79 posts since Jan '06
    • Originally posted by News:
      Clothes. : because since many people yearn to see each other naked, clothes are just redundant. Why invent clothes then?? Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

      Clothes were invented because some bodies look better covered up.

  • mach10's Avatar
    1,440 posts since Feb '05
    • Originally posted by phua joo kang:
      Clothes were invented because some bodies look better covered up.

      nowadays its most bodies... Laughing

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    31,727 posts since Jun '05
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    79 posts since Jan '06
    • Originally posted by Darkness_hacker99:
      panties. What are they for? Shocked Laughing

      1)For those wearing skirts on windy days.
      2)For those who can't afford a decent haircut.

  • sand king's Avatar
    16,622 posts since Oct '05
    • instant water- just add water

      fire proof wood- made of keeping people warm only lol. Got heat, no fire.

      Mp3 player for the deaf.

      tv for the blind

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  • ndmmxiaomayi's Avatar
    53,276 posts since Aug '05
    • Originally posted by Gordonator:
      - Book on "How to Read"

      - Pedalled Wheelchair

      Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

      oxymoron. Laughing

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