http://www.sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/238818 en-US 60 <p>I love u<br /> u hate me<br /> I’m one damn suay <span class="">SOB</span><br /> with a big black whip<br /> and some dirty thoughts in my head<br /> wont you say you love me babe.</p> <p>=p</p> Tue, 05 Aug 2008 20:19:45 +0800 www.sgforums.com:2223:238818:8290845 cApitaland http://www.sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/238818 <p>Warning :</p> <p>Top Secret!!!</p> <p>.</p> <p>.</p> <p>.</p> <p>.</p> <p>.</p> <p>.</p> <p>.</p> <p>.</p> <p>.</p> <p>.</p> <p>.</p> <p>.</p> <p>.</p> <p>.</p> <p>.</p> <p>.</p> <p>.</p> <p>Bottom Secret!!!</p> Sun, 27 Jul 2008 22:28:16 +0800 www.sgforums.com:2223:238818:8269712 gvatar http://www.sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/238818 <blockquote> <div class="quote_from">Originally posted by mir4cle:</div> <div class="quote_body"> <p>Twinkle Twinkle little star<br /> You should know what you are<br /> And once you know what you are<br /> Mental hospital is not so far.<br /> <br /> The rain makes all things beautiful.<br /> The grass and flowers too.<br /> If rain makes all things beautiful<br /> Why doesn't it rain on you?<br /> <br /> I wrote your name on sand it got washed.<br /> I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.<br /> then ~<br /> I wrote your name on my heart &amp; i got Heart Attack<br /> <br /> God saw me hungry, HE created pizza .<br /> HE saw me thirsty, HE created Pepsi<br /> HE saw me in dark, HE created light<br /> HE saw me without problems, HE created YOU.<br /> <br /> When ur life is in darkness pray to God<br /> ask him to free u from darkness<br /> and if after you pray<br /> and you're still in darkness,<br /> please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL</p> </div> </blockquote> <p>Well I like this one the best.</p> Tue, 15 Jul 2008 21:49:10 +0800 www.sgforums.com:2223:238818:8244448 Beautiful951 http://www.sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/238818 <blockquote> <div class="quote_from">Originally posted by tare:</div> <div class="quote_body"> <p>Wife is like a tv, gf is like a hp...<br /> <br /> at home watch tv, go out bring hp<br /> no $$ sell tv, got $$ change hp<br /> sometimes enjoy tv, but most of the time play with hp<br /> tv free for life but hp, if u dun pay, services will be terminated!!! <img title="Mr. Green" src= "/images/emoticons/classic/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt="Mr. Green" /></p> </div> </blockquote> <p>Bro......i agree with you!!</p> <p>LOL</p> Wed, 09 Jul 2008 13:09:08 +0800 www.sgforums.com:2223:238818:8229578 Fs4751 http://www.sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/238818 <blockquote> <div class="quote_from">Originally posted by HaraYumi:</div> <div class="quote_body"> <p>《结婚前》往下看</p> <p>男：太好了！我期盼的日子终于来临了！我都等不及了！</p> <p>女：我可以后悔吗？</p> <p>男：不，你甚至想都别想！</p> <p>女：你爱我吗?</p> <p>男：当然！</p> <p>女：你会背叛我吗？</p> <p>男：不会，你怎么会有这种想法？</p> <p>女：你可以吻我一下吗？</p> <p>男：当然，绝不可能只有一下！</p> <p>女：你有可能打我吗？</p> <p>男：永远不可能！</p> <p>女：我能相信你吗？</p> <p>《结婚后》从下往上看</p> </div> </blockquote> <p>haha... this is gd.. <img src= "/images/emoticons/kde-3.5.8/set1/smile.png" alt="smile.png" /></p> Sun, 06 Jul 2008 20:50:27 +0800 www.sgforums.com:2223:238818:8222348 uponAStaR http://www.sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/238818 <p>趣味问答题</p> <p>问：什么动物的奶最大？</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>答：斑马。因为...</p> <p>Z-BRA...</p> Fri, 20 Jun 2008 11:55:58 +0800 www.sgforums.com:2223:238818:8181554 LC http://www.sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/238818 <p>小强明天就结婚了，好紧张，问妈妈该做什么？</p> <p>妈妈说：“你把你身上最硬的地方，撞进女孩小便的地方就可以了。”</p> <p>小强好像明白了，妈妈也不多解释。</p> <p>当晚，小强就把自己的头撞进马桶。</p> Thu, 19 Jun 2008 17:17:50 +0800 www.sgforums.com:2223:238818:8179214 HaraYumi http://www.sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/238818 <p>小牛从小鸡家哭着回来，老牛吃惊见了问为什么哭？</p> <p>小牛哭诉说被鸡妈妈和全家的鸡追着打。</p> <p>老牛又问为什么被打？</p> <p>小牛说，我只是向他们道别，哪知道全村的鸡都很生气。</p> <p>“小鸡Bye！老鸡Bye！全部鸡Bye！”</p> Thu, 19 Jun 2008 17:12:38 +0800 www.sgforums.com:2223:238818:8179196 HaraYumi http://www.sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/238818 <p>《结婚前》往下看</p> <p>男：太好了！我期盼的日子终于来临了！我都等不及了！</p> <p>女：我可以后悔吗？</p> <p>男：不，你甚至想都别想！</p> <p>女：你爱我吗?</p> <p>男：当然！</p> <p>女：你会背叛我吗？</p> <p>男：不会，你怎么会有这种想法？</p> <p>女：你可以吻我一下吗？</p> <p>男：当然，绝不可能只有一下！</p> <p>女：你有可能打我吗？</p> <p>男：永远不可能！</p> <p>女：我能相信你吗？</p> <p>《结婚后》从下往上看</p> Thu, 19 Jun 2008 17:06:02 +0800 www.sgforums.com:2223:238818:8179177 HaraYumi http://www.sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/238818 <blockquote> <div class="quote_from">Originally posted by alleggerita:</div> <div class="quote_body"> <p>If a husband has diabetes, what illness will his wife have?</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>Toothache..<img src="/images/emoticons/classic/icon_lol.gif" alt="icon_lol.gif" /></p> </div> </blockquote> <p><br /> lolx, nice one!!! =D</p> Wed, 04 Jun 2008 23:28:24 +0800 www.sgforums.com:2223:238818:8141314 RaindropsxSY http://www.sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/238818 <p><strong>hah lol bird flu</strong><img src= "/images/emoticons/kde-3.5.8/plain/pig.png" alt="pig.png" /></p> Sun, 01 Jun 2008 17:48:45 +0800 www.sgforums.com:2223:238818:8131241 tian1849 http://www.sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/238818 <p>Today is International Day For The Mentally Disabled, please forward this to all your friends to show concern for them, they need your help!</p> Mon, 05 May 2008 04:43:33 +0800 www.sgforums.com:2223:238818:8062190 secretliker http://www.sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/238818 <p>If a husband has diabetes, what illness will his wife have?</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>Toothache..<img src="/images/emoticons/classic/icon_lol.gif" alt="icon_lol.gif" /></p> Mon, 31 Mar 2008 00:00:13 +0800 www.sgforums.com:2223:238818:7974356 alleggerita http://www.sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/238818 <p>lOL</p> Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:16:28 +0800 www.sgforums.com:2223:238818:7965148 Aaron8209 http://www.sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/238818 <p>actually i wanted to mail you something</p> <p>..</p> <p>..</p> <p>it's&nbsp;so&nbsp;cute</p> <p>..</p> <p>..</p> <p>surely&nbsp;would&nbsp;make&nbsp;you&nbsp;smile</p> <p>..</p> <p>..</p> <p> but&nbsp;the&nbsp;stupid&nbsp;postman&nbsp;asked&nbsp;me&nbsp;to&nbsp;get&nbsp;out&nbsp;of&nbsp;the&nbsp;mailbox.</p> Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:41:22 +0800 www.sgforums.com:2223:238818:7892754 nyrStaricious http://www.sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/238818 <p>l0l</p> Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:46:41 +0800 www.sgforums.com:2223:238818:7885677 fArNiboiboi http://www.sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/238818 <p>LOL....</p> Fri, 01 Feb 2008 20:15:31 +0800 www.sgforums.com:2223:238818:7831563 alvin-ncs http://www.sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/238818 <p>This is the funniest SMS I have ever received.&nbsp; I hope you enjoy it.</p> <p>News Flash: Aliens r coming 2 abduct all the good looking and sexy ppl. You will b safe, im just texting to say goodbye.</p> Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:05:25 +0800 www.sgforums.com:2223:238818:7818229 limpeh_is_angmoh http://www.sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/238818 <p>I hold your neck and bite it gently .<br /> I grab your breast and taste it greedily,<br /> then i lick it lustfully.<br /> I spread your legs and feel the heat,<br /> and i eat it greedily.<br /> This chicken taste good !<br /> <br /> I hate you, you hate me,<br /> we are best of enemy,<br /> with a great big punch<br /> and a kick from me to you,<br /> don't you thing you hate me too ?<br /></p> Tue, 01 Jan 2008 18:18:26 +0800 www.sgforums.com:2223:238818:7693043 CoffeeBoii http://www.sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/238818 <blockquote> <div class="quote_from">Originally posted by whereismyrib:</div> <div class="quote_body">what l o v e stands for?<br /> l = lake of sorrow<br /> o = ocean of tears<br /> v = valley of death<br /> e = end of life....</div> </blockquote> <p>nice <img title="Cool" src= "/images/emoticons/classic/icon_cool.gif" alt="Cool" /></p> Fri, 28 Dec 2007 14:32:01 +0800 www.sgforums.com:2223:238818:7674245 OMGitsME http://www.sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/238818 <blockquote> <div class="quote_from">Originally posted by ad3285:</div> <div class="quote_body">Apparently you don't understand the fact #6 <img title="Confused" src= "/images/emoticons/classic/icon_confused.gif" alt= "Confused" /></div> </blockquote> <p>i do.<br /> but was telling <img title="Very Happy" src= "/images/emoticons/classic/icon_biggrin.gif" alt= "Very Happy" /></p> Mon, 24 Dec 2007 12:08:41 +0800 www.sgforums.com:2223:238818:7650098 Daisuke-kun http://www.sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/238818 <blockquote> <div class="quote_from">Originally posted by Daisuke-kun:</div> <div class="quote_body">i can touch all my teeth with my tongue leh.</div> </blockquote> <p>Apparently you don't understand the fact #6 <img title= "Confused" src="/images/emoticons/classic/icon_confused.gif" alt= "Confused" /></p> Mon, 24 Dec 2007 12:07:14 +0800 www.sgforums.com:2223:238818:7650090 ad3285 http://www.sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/238818 <p>i can touch all my teeth with my tongue leh.</p> Sun, 23 Dec 2007 15:53:00 +0800 www.sgforums.com:2223:238818:7645109 Daisuke-kun http://www.sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/238818 <p>i got one...<br /> <br /> 6 FACTS on EARTH.<br /> <br /> 1st FACT: you cant touch all your teeth with your tongue.<br /> -<br /> -<br /> -<br /> -<br /> -<br /> -<br /> -<br /> -<br /> -<br /> -<br /> -<br /> -<br /> -<br /> -<br /> -<br /> -<br /> -<br /> -<br /> -<br /> -<br /> -<br /> -<br /> -<br /> -<br /> -<br /> -<br /> -<br /> -<br /> -<br /> -<br /> 2nd FACT: After reading all fools will try it.<br /> <br /> 3rd FACT: Now you will smile because you have become a fool.<br /> <br /> 4th FACT: Now you would want to foll your friends<br /> <br /> 5th FACT: Now you will forward it to all fools.<br /> <br /> 6th FACT: Fact 1 is false.</p> Sun, 23 Dec 2007 15:50:56 +0800 www.sgforums.com:2223:238818:7645095 uponAStaR http://www.sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/238818 <p>sure its funny. come on. keep it coming. <img title="Very Happy" src="/images/emoticons/classic/icon_biggrin.gif" alt= "Very Happy" /></p> Tue, 11 Dec 2007 15:16:35 +0800 www.sgforums.com:2223:238818:7580215 iSkiMask http://www.sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/238818