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  • kenn3th's Avatar
    16,401 posts since Nov '06
    • One day, While Digging For Treasure, A Man Hit Jackpot, and found a lamp with a genie.

      He Rubbed It And Poofed*
      She Appeared, Promising To Grant Him 5 wishes, but on the condition that his wife will get double what he gets.

      He thought hard, real hard... and came up with 5..

      First:
      He Wished for 10 billion..
      True enough, The Genie Granted Him 10billion and his wife got 20billion

      Second:
      He Wished For A Grand Villa With 10Ha of land.
      For that, his wife had 2

      Third:
      He wished for him to be insured and everything goes to his wife if he died.
      His wife was insured twice the amount and everything goes to him.

      Forth:
      He wish that he is the head of 10 Multi National Companies.
      Expectedly his wife became head of 20.

      But His Wife Aint The best of wives and her character was the worse, why must she get double of what he gets.

      Guess what he wished... Twisted Evil

      ...

      He Wished that he would be beaten half dead, while his wife would be dead Twisted Evil

  • Hanagata's Avatar
    1,697 posts since Apr '03
    • lols nice but the version i read was… get a mild heart attack while the wife get a heart attack…

  • sand king's Avatar
    16,593 posts since Oct '05
  • PrinceRaied's Avatar
    21 posts since Mar '07
  • eagle's Avatar
    16,868 posts since Aug '01
    • Originally posted by PrinceRaied:
      dude, double = x2

      1/2 x 2 = 1/4

      the wife would be 1/4 dead!

      ur maths which standard

  • freedom4ever's Avatar
    2,414 posts since May '05
    • Originally posted by PrinceRaied:
      dude, double = x2

      1/2 x 2 = 1/4

      the wife would be 1/4 dead!

      1/2 x 2 leh. not 1/2 x 1/2. Rolling Eyes

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    12,024 posts since Jan '03
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    1,266 posts since Nov '05
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    12,033 posts since Jan '07
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    2,809 posts since Oct '06
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    44,915 posts since Apr '05
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    3,362 posts since Aug '04
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    6 posts since May '05
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    1,419 posts since Feb '07
  • new_b's Avatar
    289 posts since Feb '06
    • Originally posted by PrinceRaied:
      dude, double = x2

      1/2 x 2 = 1/4

      the wife would be 1/4 dead!

      This shld be a joke byits own Laughing

      cheers

  • WiNtEr'SkiLL's Avatar
    5,179 posts since Oct '05
  • JennTS's Avatar
    3,084 posts since Jul '05
    • The version I read was about the guy's mother-in-law getting double of what he gets. Laughing

  • jondizzle foshizzle's Avatar
    2,280 posts since Apr '07
    • Originally posted by kenn3th:
      He Wished that he would be beaten half dead, while his wife would be dead Twisted Evil

      nice job ruining the joke

  • monoslayer's Avatar
    11,460 posts since Oct '05
    • Originally posted by PrinceRaied:
      dude, double = x2

      1/2 x 2 = 1/4

      the wife would be 1/4 dead!

      tis is even more funnier den the joke itself. Laughing

  • JRtheBEST™'s Avatar
    102 posts since Jun '07
    • Originally posted by PrinceRaied:
      dude, double = x2

      1/2 x 2 = 1/4

      the wife would be 1/4 dead!

      ur maths fail all the way?

  • JennTS's Avatar
    3,084 posts since Jul '05
    • Just wondering though, couldn't he have just said "I wish my wife would be dead", and in turn his wife would get double of his wish, which is basically nothing. Rolling Eyes

  • cApitaland's Avatar
    4,317 posts since Sep '05
    • Originally posted by monoslayer:
      tis is even more funnier den the joke itself. Laughing

      mean sia you all.. Laughing Laughing Laughing

  • HeXy's Avatar
    1,799 posts since Jun '06
    • Originally posted by freedom4ever:
      1/2 x 2 leh. not 1/2 x 1/2. Rolling Eyes

      At a moment i thought he was right! Laughing

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    Gordonator's Avatar
    43,185 posts since Jul '04
    • Originally posted by JennTS:
      Just wondering though, couldn't he have just said "I wish my wife would be dead", and in turn his wife would get double of his wish, which is basically nothing. Rolling Eyes

      good thinking. Laughing

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