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A husband and his wife are sharing a bottle of wine when he says, "I bet you can't say something that makes me both happy and sad." She thought for a moment then says, "Your dick is bigger than your brother's."
nice one
but i tot should be happy and angry leiz. where got sad de?
another version is his mother-in-law died in an accident while driving his new sport car.
both are funny… haha