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English
Little Magdalena goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"
Magdalena says "Mas - tur - bate."
Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little Magdalena that's a mouthful."
Magdalena says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blow job."
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Math
Little Magdalena returns home from school and says she got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father."
"The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3?' I said 6," replied magdalena.
"But that's right!" says his dad.
"Yeah, but then she asked me, 'How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the fvcking difference?" asks the father?
"That's what I said!"
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