http://sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/314745 en-US 60 <p>LLol, I have to stop commenting or it would be considered spam, but this deserves a laugh =D</p> Mon, 05 May 2008 17:06:08 +0800 sgforums.com:2223:314745:8063237 Gosu. http://sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/314745 <p>LIES! THE JOKER STRIKES AGAIN!!</p> Thu, 17 Apr 2008 16:48:08 +0800 sgforums.com:2223:314745:8019320 jondizzle foshizzle http://sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/314745 <p>Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on<br /> their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.<br /> <br /> "First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to<br /> his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the Coroner.<br /> <br /> "Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand dollars on the lottery,<br /> spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."<br /> <br /> The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"<br /> <br /> "Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one.<br /> Billy-Bob the redneck from Oklahoma, 30, struck by lightning."<br /> <br /> "Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.<br /> <br /> "Thought he was having his picture taken."</p> Thu, 17 Apr 2008 16:23:55 +0800 sgforums.com:2223:314745:8019224 sans-culotte http://sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/314745