http://sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/315154 en-US 60 <blockquote> <div class="quote_from">Originally posted by OMGitsME:</div> <div class="quote_body"> <p>shut up u racist bastard ... lol</p> <p>... wats it to do with 50 years?</p> </div> </blockquote> <p>you're a friggin genius, in which part was race involved?</p> Sun, 11 May 2008 00:23:52 +0800 sgforums.com:2223:315154:8076913 lololololx2 http://sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/315154 <p>shut up u racist bastard ... lol</p> <p>... wats it to do with 50 years?</p> Wed, 23 Apr 2008 17:08:07 +0800 sgforums.com:2223:315154:8034107 OMGitsME http://sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/315154 <p><img src="/images/emoticons/classic/icon_lol.gif" alt= "icon_lol.gif" />&nbsp;for the effort</p> Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:39:08 +0800 sgforums.com:2223:315154:8031430 gunner77 http://sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/315154 <p>Its more of a moral story than that of a funny one...</p> Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:43:23 +0800 sgforums.com:2223:315154:8031227 White_SoulReaper http://sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/315154 <p>A man and his wife were about to celebrate 50 years together.</p> <p>Their three kids, all very successful and wealthy, agreed to a Sunday dinner in honour of their parents. As usual, they were all late and had a varied assortment of excuses.</p> <p>"Happy anniversary Mum and Dad," gushed son number one... "Sorry I'm running late... had an emergency, you know how it is, didn't have time to get you both a present."</p> <p>"Not to worry," said the Dad... "The important thing is that we're all together today. "</p> <p>Son number two arrived and announced, "You and Mum still look great, Dad. Just flew in from L. A. and didn't have time to get you a present... sorry."</p> <p>"It's nothing," said the father, "Glad you were able to be here."</p> <p>Just then the daughter arrived. "Hello you both, happy anniversary! I'm sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing.... so I didn't have time to get you guys anything."</p> <p>Again the father said, "I really don't care, at least the five of us are together today."</p> <p>After they all finished dessert, the father put down his spoon and fork, looked up and said, "Listen you three, there's something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time. Well... your mother and I came to this country penniless and desperate. Despite this, we were able to raise each of you and send you to University. All through the years your mother and I knew that we loved each other very much but... we just never found the time to get married."</p> <p>"The three kids gasped and said, "You mean we're BASTARDS?"</p> <p>Yep," said the Dad...."AND CHEAP ONES TOO</p> Mon, 21 Apr 2008 21:23:12 +0800 sgforums.com:2223:315154:8029769 GIB http://sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/315154