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  • Joyspoodle
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    34 posts since Mar '08
    • 06 May `08, 9:11AM
      Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question.

      "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"

      "None.", replied Johnny. "'cause the rest would fly away."

      "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like the way you are thinking."

      Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married?

      Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?"

      "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you are thinking".

      The Teacher Fainted...
  • gunner77
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  • gunner77
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  • bryanw
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    • 06 May `08, 1:59PM
      Originally posted by gunner77:


      i today very happy icon_biggrin.gif


      i mean happy when it comes to such lewd jokes. smile.png

  • gunner77
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    7,754 posts since Apr '06
    • 06 May `08, 2:00PM
      Originally posted by bryanw:


      i mean happy when it comes to such lewd jokes. smile.png


      u too icon_lol.gif

      u are my master, remember ? icon_mrgreen.gif

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