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  • Tragic Clown's Avatar
    600 posts since Oct '03
    • Here's a summary about what you should expect when dating with girls
      from different races.

            Chinese Meimei



            First date
            You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.

            Second date
            You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Again, Nothing Happens!

            Third date
            You usually don't get up to third date because you are smart enough to
      realize that nothing is ever going to happ.



            INDIAN MINACHI



            First date
            Meet her parents.

            Second date
            Set the date of the wedding.

            Third date
            Wedding night.



            MALAY MINAH


            First date
            You get to kiss her goodnight.

            Second date
            You get to grope all over and mk out a bit.

            Third Date
            She moves in.
            One week later, her father, , her 4 mother, her 18 sisters, her 20
      brothers, all of their kids, her 16 grandmas, her father's girlfriend's
      mother, her 268 cousins all move in.

            But don't worry you can repeat this 4 times. ;-)



            WHITE MARY


            First Date
            You both get drunk and have sex.

            Second Date
            You both get drunk and have sex.

            20th Anniversary
            You both get drunk and have sex.



            ARAB AL-KATIJAH



            First Date
            Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and
      entire arab community finds out.

            Second Date
            You are shot dead.

            Third date
            Not Applicable

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  • dumbdumb!'s Avatar
    11,700 posts since Jan '03
    • haha new to me. hahaha

       

      for the ARAB AL-KATIJAH part

      after shot dead, beheaded and body is fed to the crows

      Edited by dumbdumb! 16 May `08, 1:53AM
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