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A woman is accused of chasing her boyfriend with a knife after thinking he was an actor in a pornographic movie they were watching together.
The victim says it all started when he and his girlfriend were inside his southwest Albuquerque home watching a pornographic move at 10:30 Wednesday morning.
That抯 when the victim called 911 saying his girlfriend, 20-year-old Amanda Moya, had a knife.
揝he almost shanked me and everything. She put the (expletive) knife right under my throat," the victim told a 911 operator.
The victim, wearing only a pair of shorts took off down Five Points, begging the 911 dispatcher for help.
He said Moya had already stabbed him in the face and bitten him on his chest.
揝he already has battery charges against her. She's not even supposed to be around me," the victim said.
The dispatcher told the victim to keep running and try to get inside a store.
The victim made it to a business parking lot at Bridge and Sunset with Moya still on his trail when he was able to flag down a deputy who was headed to the victim抯 residence.
Deputies arrested Moya and charged her with aggravated assault and aggravated battery.
She was also charged with child abuse because deputies say she left her eight-month-old boy alone in the home while she chased her boyfriend down the road.
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Girl: wana watch porn?
Boy: okay!
*boy goes through his drawer for a porno tape*
*boy find tape with dust covering it so he blows on it to get the dust off*
*inserts tape into player*
*movie starts*
Girl: wow! he looks like you!
Boy: hmmm i dont see his face.
*Guy in movie looks into the cammera*
Girl: THAT IS YOU!
*Girl whips out a knive*
Boy: *gulp* i can explain!!
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chiu dun eatch mee hokays ? i ish e nice critter.