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    eagle's Avatar
    17,967 posts since Aug '01
    • Very old email that I have 6 yrs ago....

       

          Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a
          lightbulb??
          A: 4 whole faculties. One fac to design the new bulb,
          one fac to test it out, one fac to market it and one
          guy to write a stupid Email about lightbulbs.
         
          Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a
          lightbulb?
          A: The whole school.....to compete with RJC.........
         
          Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a
          lightbulb?
          A: The whole school.......one to screw it
          in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to
          give him/her support.
         
          Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a
          lightbulb??
          A: NO LIGHT STILL CAN STUDY!!!!!
         
          Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a
          lightbulb??
          A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5
          JCs...
         
          Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change
          lightbulb??
          A: None......they use all their money to employ YJC to
          do it for them.
         
          Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a
          lightbulb??
          A: None.....only one teacher to tell them what a
          lightbulb is in the first place and to demonstrate(how
          do you think they're able to change it for AC?)
         
          Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a
          lightbulb??
          A: They'd prefer it darker..........(hmmm...*raise
          eyebrow*)......
         
          Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a
          lightbulb??
          A: None......Their physics is so bad that they make
          the male teacher cry.....
         
          Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a
          lightbulb??
          A: Would they bother??
         
          Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a
          lightbulb??
          A: None.....they believe in praying for it.
         
          Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a
          lightbulb??
          A: None.....they are still using oil lamps.
         
          Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a
          lightbulb??
          A: Huh, wat litebarb ...
         
          Q: How you guys wonder who wrote this?
          A: TJC!
         
          Q: How many TJC students does it take to change the
          lightbulb?
          A: None. They think they are very bright already.

  • LatecomerX's Avatar
    2,331 posts since May '07
  • pigsticker's Avatar
    3,004 posts since Jan '08
    • ok lah... the vjc very true...

      very reflective of Victoria's culture... lot's of cheering.... they really like cheering last time.. now dunno oready...

  • starmoonsun's Avatar
    64 posts since Jul '07
    • yea i went to visit vj and they are doing banners etc.

      the one about aj is rly damn true. i go library on the first day ppl start mugging alr

  • ghast.'s Avatar
    716 posts since Apr '07
  • wee_ws's Avatar
    22 posts since Mar '08
    • Hi,

        Need to update to version 2008 lah :P 

        HCJC is now HCI (Institution), plus new schools like P (Pioneer) JC, M (Meridian) JC, MI (Millenia Institution) and other Integrated-Programme newcomers like Dunman High School.

      Cheers,
      wee_ws

  • Resentment's Avatar
    955 posts since Aug '07
  • tys's Avatar
    1,164 posts since Aug '05
    • Originally posted by Resentment:

      where is innova jc? IJC where? LOL

      they are new college ma

       

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    6,084 posts since Aug '06
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  • lightyears's Avatar
    4 posts since Apr '08
    • fantastic lah. Vj's one quite true... always get sore throat during their cheers lol.

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