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Originally posted by Jamie Zawinski:is it true that in judaism, it's stated that the satan will pretend to be the messiah? since judaism denies that jesus is the messiah, thus jesus is actually satan-incarnate?
If you are a follower of Judaism, why are you asking...?? but if you insist to know the truth then read the BIBLE....
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Originally posted by Icemoon:I don't think so, seriously.
Anybody who truly understood Judaism will not give Messianic Christianity a damn .. sorry to be blunt.then you don't really understand messianic jews, and get your facts strait, they are not messianic christians, they are messianic jews, very very very different from christian... their ideologies are very different from a christian.
The christian religion is a paganised one and they don't even understand their origins.
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there was once Satan met Jesus. Satan was like "yo check this sh1t out I can fly into outer space". Jesus didnt believe him so he said. "show me"
and Satan was like "tank, load the jump program"
all of a sudden Jesus and Satan were both on the fuking moon, Jesus was like "holy fuk jesus christ I'm standing on the fuking moon" and Satan was like "haha how u like this" and proceeded to tell Jesus "look at the earth, if you want it I can give it to you, all you have to do is say you love me."
so Jesus said "I live in a mortal body, but I will not be tempted." and the surprised Satan said" WTF I thought you loved me" and started to cry.
the next day Jesus went around saying "dude, look at me I was tempted by Satan and I didnt give in to the temptation! all of you are n00bs!"
and the people said "WTFOMG you use hax how can u not get tempted stop cheating."
and JEsus just said "rofl n00bs."
if you dont believe me go read the bible this is mentioned in it.
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depends on from whose side you view things lor..... 
i am bored here
