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    12,993 posts since Dec '04
    • According to The Telegraph, a wealthy socialite named Pyotr Listerman has given Russian players a thoroughly tempting reason to find the net in tonight’s Euro 2008 semi-final:

      Listerman, well known for setting up rich Russians with prospective wives, said: “For each goal I’ll present two beautiful chicks. Watch the guys react.”The modern day cupid was caught on camera making the offer to Andrei Arshavin, who seemed to be pretty well disposed to the idea.

      “There are a number of bachelors in our team,” said Arshavin. “This is a great incentive.”

      If only an eccentric billionaire had made the same offer to Ronaldo - Portugal would almost certainly be in the final, and the tricky winger would have needed to hire a coach to take his rewards home.

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  • maurizio13's Avatar
    10,471 posts since Sep '06
    • Originally posted by omgukilledkenny:

      goals galore tonight? icon_surprised.gif


      if me play, die die also must pia very hard. icon_lol.gif

  • Dreams can turn into nightmares... lol
    BadzMaro's Avatar
    20,313 posts since Apr '04
  • gunner77's Avatar
    8,708 posts since Apr '06
    •  icon_eek.gif if me, i really wanna play in tis match

      gk also can. at least can score own goal. icon_lol.gif

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    12,993 posts since Dec '04
    • Originally posted by maurizio13:


      if me play, die die also must pia very hard. icon_lol.gif

      goalkeeper also chiong liao la haha!

  • shrekho's Avatar
    339 posts since Feb '06
    • ok here's the deal

      For every goal scored, you get 2 girls.

      For every goal scored against, you will have 1 guy in your ass!

       

      If own goal, keeper and player will prositute themselves for the rest of their lives!

       

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  • dumbdumb!'s Avatar
    11,876 posts since Jan '03
    • Originally posted by Miracles&Prophecies:

      I offered 10 men to beat up each Spanish soccer player for every goals lost.

      LOL!!

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