What is the SCARIEST THING a MAN ever told you?
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Hehheh.... Ok... As per Angel Baby's REQUEST.... LADIES.... "Watch your front..." SHOOT....
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the scariest thing a man ever told his girl must be: " i'm sorry..but I dont have a birdie..."
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I'm impotent?
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I cOnSiDeR MySeLf aN ExPeRt tOmAtO gArDeNeR sInCe aLL oF mY FrIeNdS TeLL mE I hAvE tHe mOsT CoLoUrFuL aNd sWeEtEsT tOmAtOeS.
"Life is too short to bother with tasteless tomatoes." -
I am actually a char bor.
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hhmm...
not relli the scariest lah..but one tt i will always remember...
(my fren's fren and it's the first time we met)
me: "hello, im xxxxx"
him: "hi, you look familiar...like a japanese porn star"
me: *pengz*
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~~EviL AngeL~~
[\i:vel eindzel\]
more affectionately known as...
tHe eXtrA-oRdiNaRy eCCenTriC PaRanOid BiTch wiF thE PaiZaBor aTTiTudE
(that happens to love prata...and Quickly PearlTofu and Peach Ice w/pearls)
A hiaK~ is a sarcastic laugh -
is there something serious about this topic,
cause i think girl really do get scared easily by mans word, cause they begin to think negatively of every single word that a male says out??? is it true -
Hmmmz...i dun tink ne guy said ne tin scary 2 me ... mayb tis one --> (my ex.guy) we were kissing wen he suddenly went.."I've got ur sch U. unbuttoned."..I almost freaked out,no,i didnt slapped him.I tink i ran out & demanded to go home.wat a horny bastard!
I tink the scariest thing might be "Ok,i've got a confession,I've HIV." or " Ur ex boyfren told me abt ur performance in bed."
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Age : 17 Sex : Female Attitude : FxxKed Up
Every1 has an attitude...Every1 needs an attitude...But not every1 gets an attitude they need... -
err,
dunno?
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Thomas Edison definition of genius :
"1% inspiration, 99% perspiration" -
Originally posted by FireIce:
Maybe you really look like one?
hhmm...
not relli the scariest lah..but one tt i will always remember...
(my fren's fren and it's the first time we met)
me: "hello, im xxxxx"
him: [b]"hi, you look familiar...like a japanese porn star"
me: *pengz*
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Some of the famous ones are really pretty leh...
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Where is Montgomery? I thought I am supposed to meet him for lunch????..... -
eerrrrmm....
eben if i look like one oso no need to be so frank on our virgin meeting wat...
duH~
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~~EviL AngeL~~
[\i:vel eindzel\]
more affectionately known as...
tHe eXtrA-oRdiNaRy eCCenTriC PaRanOid BiTch wiF thE PaiZaBor aTTiTudE
(that happens to love prata...and Quickly PearlTofu and Peach Ice w/pearls)
A hiaK~ is a sarcastic laugh -
Ya lor ya lor...will ney.. dunno y girls have that reaction whenever strangers talk to them... hmm...guys present themselves in a pervert way that make the gals scared?Originally posted by Toronto:is there something serious about this topic,
cause i think girl really do get scared easily by mans word, cause they begin to think negatively of every single word that a male says out??? is it true
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A guy tt u got gd impression of:
Hey, I think I see some bak sai(pi sai or whatever sai) hahaha.
Or..
What's that between your teeth? -
Then the SCARY part is not the Man's words lah... it's the Char Bo.... :pOriginally posted by Toronto:is there something serious about this topic,
cause i think girl really do get scared easily by mans word, cause they begin to think negatively of every single word that a male says out??? is it true -
I am a gu niang
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i can't produce any more..
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Originally posted by ^`Angel`^BaBy:
I don't understand.
Hmmmz...i dun tink ne guy said ne tin scary 2 me ... mayb tis one --> (my ex.guy) we were kissing wen he suddenly went.."I've got ur sch U. unbuttoned."..I almost freaked out,no,i didnt slapped him.I tink i ran out & demanded to go home.wat a horny bastard!
I tink the scariest thing might be "Ok,i've got a confession,I've HIV." or " Ur ex boyfren told me abt ur performance in bed."
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[b] Age : 17 Sex : Female Attitude : FxxKed Up
Every1 has an attitude...Every1 needs an attitude...But not every1 gets an attitude they need... [/b]
Kissing->unbutton blouse==pervert?
Like one other thread I saw, this guy said he dun dare to tell his gf he masturbates although he claims that they are sexually active.
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hmm...how about "I have STD" ?
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I don't have it. -
hiakz....not saying u lah...Originally posted by Parka: I don't have it. -
*deep breathing* I'm your father *deep breathing*
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HahaOriginally posted by Devil1976:Hehheh.... Ok... As per Angel Baby's REQUEST.... LADIES.... "Watch your front..." SHOOT.... That's a good one! Like during range. Misfire how? IA how? 
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fwahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Originally posted by alvinaloy:*deep breathing* I'm your father *deep breathing*
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I think the worse is when u were making love wif your boy, and then he started to say:" Faster...harder...Cindy...faster..." when your name is Betty...
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I think the worse is when u were making love wif your boy, and then he started to say:" Faster...harder...Cindy...faster..." when your name is Betty...
So best way is call surname not whole name so if cry wrongly also cry same surname provided the other party also same surname.