Funny Exam Answers
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Passed down from HWZ...
Funny Exam Answers
As a teacher I mark 1000s of exam papers every year, generally this is pretty boring but it can be enlivened by spelling errors and other daft ideas.These are actual answers to English GCSE exams taken by 16 year olds.
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Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and travelled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.
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The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn't have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a female moth
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Actually, Homer was not written by Homer, but by another man of that name.
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Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock. After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline.
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In the Olympic games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled the biscuits, and threw the java.
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Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. Dying, he gasped out: "Tee hee, Brutus."
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Joan of Arc was burn to a steak and was canonised by Bernard Shaw. Finally, Magna Carta provided that no man should be hanged twice for the same offence.
* In midevil times most people were alliterate. The greatest writer of the futile ages was Chaucer, who wrote many poems and verses and also wrote literature.
* Another story was William Tell, who shot an arrow through an apple while standing on his son's head.
* It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented removable type and the Bible. Another important invention was the circulation of the blood. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes and started smoking
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Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died of this.
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During the Renaissance, history began. Christopher Columbus was a great navigator who discovered America whilst cursing about the Atlantic. His ships were called the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Fe.
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The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the East and the sun sets in the West.
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My personal favourite paper to mark, was completely empty apart from one sentence.
“ Jesus, Please Help Me.”
I wanted to give it at least one mark, but it wasnÂ’t in the mark scheme.
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ROFL
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great LOL stuff.
15x
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Good one!
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Great find.
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good one!
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XIAO PEH??
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i like the last one.
gonna try that on my coming exam. -
woot nice find
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The first half was HILARIOUS. Especially the Socrates and Homer and whatnot.
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ahahahahahah......must be history teacher...--" like duh....
then...i love the Jesus please help me....ahahahhahahaa.....best... -
"Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died of this. "
FUNNY!
Oh, you gotta love the paraphrasing. -
mine fren ..his O lvls paper..
also got funny answer..he told me..
he love to play bball..
on his...humans paper.. he fall aslp..cos he dontknow how to do the paper..
he wake up n sot of..still dreaming..
he draw a stickman holding a bball..and write something like..''i want to play bball .. '' -
you friend was kidding with you right?Originally posted by SGpork:
mine fren ..his O lvls paper..
also got funny answer..he told me..
he love to play bball..
on his...humans paper.. he fall aslp..cos he dontknow how to do the paper..
he wake up n sot of..still dreaming..
he draw a stickman holding a bball..and write something like..''i want to play bball .. '' -
haha i don't think Jesus can help him.However the EH guys might insist otherwise.Originally posted by ^tamago^:My personal favourite paper to mark, was completely empty apart from one sentence.
? Jesus, Please Help Me.?
I wanted to give it at least one mark, but it wasn?t in the mark scheme. -
last yr my amaths paper there was a vector qns on fly n spider.. aft wasting 10mins of my time thinkin abt it i realise i cldnt do it.. so i drew a fly n a spider instead..
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why never post the quesion before the ans?
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oh yes i still remember that there was one comprehension question when i did during secondary school the question: "Why did tim feels that the sky is so high"
I cant find the answer so i wrote: he feels that he is so short. In the end kenna scolded by the teacher for writing irrelevant answer. -
i like the last 1, even god cant help u if u dun wanna study
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Tee hee, Brutus.
rofl my tummy is cramping from all that laughter! i haven't laughed so hard in ages! -
goodness.. our english is probably better than these english fellows..