Joke - Best of Friends

• Devil1976

  4 Sep 06, 11:07

  Written for those who are suffering under the 'Monday Blues Spell' currently,
  
  After dinner and a movie, Carl drove his date to a quiet country road and made his move. When Mary responded enthusiastically to his kissing, he tried sliding his hand up her blouse. Suddenly she jerked away, got out of the car and walked home. That night she wrote in her diary, "A girl's best friends are her own two legs."
  
  On their next date, Carl returned to the country road. As they were necking, he slid his hand up Mary's skirt. Once again she pulled away, got out of the car and walked home. That night she wrote in her diary, "I repeat, a girl's best friends are her own two legs."
  
  On the third date, the pair returned to the country road. This time Mary didn't get home until very late.
  
  That night she wrote, "Dear diary: There comes a time when even the best of friends must part."
• ^spidee^

  4 Sep 06, 11:12

  
• Kenashi

  4 Sep 06, 11:14

  
  
  the bloody parting
• gLc

  4 Sep 06, 11:16

  Originally posted by Kenashi:

  
  
  the bloody parting

  
• kaobeikaobu

  4 Sep 06, 11:24

  ...
• toyota-corolla

  4 Sep 06, 11:25

  after reading 3times, i finally get what it means.
• OasisBlue

  4 Sep 06, 11:37

  Originally posted by toyota-corolla:

  after reading 3times, i finally get what it means.

  what? i dun get it lol...
• technoboy

  4 Sep 06, 11:39

  I also dont really get it leh... *Hides
• ^spidee^

  4 Sep 06, 11:41

  Ignorance is bliss.
• forfun_cash

  4 Sep 06, 11:41

  Originally posted by OasisBlue:

  what? i dun get it lol...

  lol pure and innocent oasis!
  Dirty-minded me read one time and understand everythng hhah
• fudgester

  4 Sep 06, 11:42

  
• OasisBlue

  4 Sep 06, 11:44

  i think i get it...lol but someone mentioned bloody part...dat confused me for a while lol
• Kenashi

  4 Sep 06, 11:46

  Originally posted by OasisBlue:

  i think i get it...lol but someone mentioned bloody part...dat confused me for a while lol

  still too innocent
  time to teach u the adult stuff
• RightBallSmaller

  4 Sep 06, 11:48

  
• Hello Kitty

  4 Sep 06, 12:37

  hi devil!!!
  
  *muackz muackz*
  
  pls post in joke forum ok?
  
  
• de_middle

  4 Sep 06, 13:10

  
• rathcycle

  4 Sep 06, 13:21

  
• Hyperion13

  4 Sep 06, 13:33

  
• Ito_^

  4 Sep 06, 13:35

  Originally posted by ^spidee^:

  Ignorance is bliss.

  wrong!
  
  this time being ignorance is not bliss.
• wxboi

  4 Sep 06, 13:50

  i think i get it
• NewAge

  4 Sep 06, 22:58

  Dam it i need to read twice to get it.
• Rejected

  4 Sep 06, 22:59

  hahahaha.
• ^spidee^

  4 Sep 06, 23:02

  Originally posted by Ito_^:

  wrong!
  
  this time being ignorance is not bliss.

  
• Cool-gal

  4 Sep 06, 23:46

  can someone tell me wad does it mean??
  wad bloody?? menses ah??
• ^spidee^

  4 Sep 06, 23:48

  Originally posted by Cool-gal:

  can someone tell me wad does it mean??
  wad bloody?? menses ah??

  I'm thinking hymen, correct me if I'm wrong.