Got this from an email
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>The Male Rules
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>We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the
>rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... they
>are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
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>1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up,
>put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us
>complaining about you leaving it down.
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>1. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if
>we can find the perfect present yet again!
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>1. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
>
>1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
>tides. Let it be.
>
>1. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive
>than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married
>is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're
>stuck with her.
>
>1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of
>it that way.
>
>1. Crying is blackmail.
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>1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints
>do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work!
>Just say it!
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>1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on
>the calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.
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>1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think
>we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look
>good with your dress?
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>1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
>question.
>
>1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
>That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
>
>1. A headache that last for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
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>1. Check your oil! Please.
>
>1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
>In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
>
>1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't
>expect us to act like soap opera guys.
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>1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We
>refuse to answer.
>
>1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of
>the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
>
>1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want
>it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do
>it yourself.
>
>1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say
>during commercials.
>
>1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
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>1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two
>months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your
>girlfriends.
>
>1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
>Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a
>fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
>
>1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
>
>1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of
>mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
>
>1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will
>act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is
>just not worth the hassle.
>
>1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
>answer you don't want to hear.
>
>1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear
>is fine. Really.
>
>1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are
>prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun
>formation, or monster trucks.
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>1. You have enough clothes.
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>1. You have too many shoes.
>
>1. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take the quiz
>together. No, it doesn't matter which quiz.
>
>1. BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
>
>1. Thank you for reading this; yes, I know, I have to sleep othe
>couch tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that -- it's
>like camping.
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>1. I am in shape. ROUND is a shape. -
I like the one on you have enough clothes and shoes lol!
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Originally posted by JuanRomanRiquelme:I like the one on you have enough clothes and shoes lol!
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>1. Thank you for reading this; yes, I know, I have to sleep othe
>couch tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that -- it's
>like camping. -
True Indeed.. They get on our nerves sometimes..
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a lot of it is true actually.. especially the "mind reader" part..
please, just say it! -
the part is guys do get on gals nerves sometimes tooOriginally posted by Urroh:True Indeed.. They get on our nerves sometimes.. 
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at last someone voiced out man's thoughts
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I'm a WomanOriginally posted by dranoel maxwell:at last someone voiced out man's thoughts -
Originally posted by EbiTenpura:the part is guys do get on gals nerves sometimes too
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Dis 1 long ago leh... Wah liew... some I find it hard to agree leh.
Pls dun kill mee! I am male too~~~!
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Originally posted by Bontakun:Dis 1 long ago leh... Wah liew... some I find it hard to agree leh.
Pls dun kill mee! I am male too~~~! -
opps sorry for the mistakeOriginally posted by Phoebie: 
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agree wit all this...especially the commercial one..Originally posted by Phoebie:>The Male Rules
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>1. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
>
>1. Crying is blackmail.
>
>1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints
>do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work!
>Just say it!
>
>1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think
>we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look
>good with your dress?
>
>1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say
>during commercials.
>
>1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
>Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a
>fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
>
>1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
>
>1. BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
>
>1. I am in shape. ROUND is a shape.
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the other version is not as complete as this one
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Originally posted by I-like-flings(m):agree wit all this...especially the commercial one.. My husband seem glued to the TV whenever he watching it .It seems that guys love to watch TV show and movies and football matches so much
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why can't men and women get along?!
some girls are straight-forward so don't worry. -
Hahaha! Interesting! Gonna put this in my blog.
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nvm it's okOriginally posted by dranoel maxwell:opps sorry for the mistake
actually as a Woman.. I feel some of the sentences mentioned in the first post are indeed credible -
very true..thanks for the thread..haha..
i just wonder what on earth are they thinking lor..they tried to ignore you when you talk to them...and when you ask them what's wrong,they will say nothing nothing...then you will just take it as nth lor..then like that they will say you dun care abt them whatsoever..omg!!!
then they often get mad over small things..haiz...what are they thinking...
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Who are "they"? Women?Originally posted by Sharingan_ichigo:very true..thanks for the thread..haha..
i just wonder what on earth are they thinking lor..they tried to ignore you when you talk to them...and when you ask them what's wrong,they will say nothing nothing...then you will just take it as nth lor..then like that they will say you dun care abt them whatsoever..omg!!!
then they often get mad over small things..haiz...what are they thinking... -
yup..they refers to women...
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Not all women are what you described. Afterall, how well do we understand women? We can't understand them 100% and neither can they understand us 100%. There are exceptions though...Originally posted by Sharingan_ichigo:yup..they refers to women...
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It takes time and communication to know one another better and understand what we and they are like. -
yup..there are exceptions...haiz...ya.. the major communication problem between man and women...we can't understand them 100% and neither do they understand us 100%..haiz..sian sian sian...
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1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of
>it that way.
>
>1. Crying is blackmail.
>
>1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints
>do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work!
>Just say it!
>
>1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on
>the calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.
exactly X3