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  • Eric Cartman's Avatar
    1,946 posts since Dec '06
    • http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm

      There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.

      The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days.

      After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

      Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.

      General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new parasite and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."

      US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment.

      A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia.

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  • Kenashi's Avatar
    14,807 posts since Aug '04
    • april fools!! if got such virus, they will extract it out to use for resurrecting soldiers!!
      imagine immortal soldiers Laughing

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    968 posts since Aug '06
  • G.I. Lim's Avatar
    129 posts since Mar '05
    • only able to revive the death for up to 2 hrs leh...
      some more zombified liao very violent due to damage done to the brains.

      How to use for resurrection of dead soldiers in the battlefield? How to control the troops?

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    153 posts since Apr '07
  • Kenashi's Avatar
    14,807 posts since Aug '04
    • Originally posted by G.I. Lim:
      only able to revive the death for up to 2 hrs leh...
      some more zombified liao very violent due to damage done to the brains.

      How to use for resurrection of dead soldiers in the battlefield? How to control the troops?

      Laughing

      automated injection system
      drop them into enemy concentrated area n watch the show

  • Kenashi's Avatar
    14,807 posts since Aug '04
    • Originally posted by Cro-Magnon:
      Go genetically modify this parasite to make the zombie effects last longer lor... Laughing

      then attach a remote control antenna on them oso rite Laughing

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    1,419 posts since Feb '07
    • Originally posted by Eric Cartman:
      http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm

      There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.

      The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days.

      After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

      Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.

      General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new parasite and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."

      US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment.

      A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia.

      RESIDENT EVIL 4!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! EVERYONE RUN FOR UMBRELLA CROP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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