Just now hor raining leh... wah raining very big lor... so I driving and driving down the road... then hor I saw soemthing leh there is this pot hole in the road side with lotsa water... and some students leh down there waiting for taxi OOOOOLLALALALA I chiong really chiong ram at the pot holes... the water splash at the students WOOAAAHHAHA so shiok very fun very fun...
The hor suddenly a car came over took me leh... wah its a sports car lor.... it just overtook me.... after a while there is another pot hole... and there is the ARMY Chao recruit... basket the car ram at the pot hole and splash the water at them... arrrgggghhhh .... I very angery lor... then over took it... suddenly got this traffic lights leh... an old lady... waiting with umberalla.... i faster pull hand brake and turn and drift unto the water and it splash unto the lady wah very shiok very shiok... the car tried to over take me again... it go right I go right it go left I go left... don't want it to over take me...
Suddenly it tried to go right so I go right instead it turn left basket over taken me... arrrrggghhhh basket I must over take it... so we like travelling at 90/km per hour very fast lor... water splashing ... at last found a loop hole and tried to overtake it thru the left... but lo and behold leh we saw something!!!
It is a speed cam... basket we faster brake... as we ski from 30m before to 30m after the cam... from 120km/hr to 60km/hr .... the ABS feels like OSIM upapa on the sole of my feet very song lor... inducing to almost an orgasm... as I look to the driver of that car... its is a young hot babe leh.... wearing black racer suit and a sunglass.... she took off the sunglass and shake her hair off as the air con breeze blown it into an array before she turn and look at me right in my eyes... suddenly everything move in slow mo.... 1/1000 sec... waaah shiok so wonderful feeling I felt love.. so deep so sweet... like feeling of a baby suckling breast feed mixing with the OSIM Upapa massage on the feet transcending into a semi orgasmic trance state of mind.... oooo....
Suddenly we are transitted into a vast field of beds of colorful roses...in the clear blue sunny day, as we are holding hands running across the vast fields in nothing but loin like Tarzan and Jane.... such wonderous such deep love flourishing rays of lights and ardent love.... And smell of spring and smell of roses (maybe that one my air refreshener)....
Just right before we ski to 25m from the cam.... she turned her head back to the front and speed off into the fog of rain....
Who give a damn?
malaysian higway lah.
