(Writer's note: Encouraged by a dear online friend, allentyb whom asked me to talk crap whenever I like to and even when I have nothing to share for the sake of participating in the forum. Thank you, bud... This post is for you
)1) Free sample products at supermarkets Tactics: Walk around a supermarket and sample their free food, don't need paiseh - got how much take how much and risk incurring the wrath of promoters.
Writer's Recommendation: Go to shopping malls with various supermarkets in case you get driven out of one
Ratings: */*****
2) Street Begging Tactics: Walk around in a crowded public area and ask directly for money to buy food. Ask for small sums like 50 cents as it is easier to pull off
Writer's Recommendation: If you know how to play an instrumemt or any other tricks, bring them along. It appeals more to the public than mere begging
Ratings: **/***** OR ***/***** with an musical instrument
3) BA WANG CHANG! Free dining at a restaurant Tactics: Act normally, walk into a restuarant, order and wait to be served. After meal, leave promptly without footing bill or in whatever fashion you would like to exit
Writer's Recommendation: No recommendations but if you do this, be prepared to face the possibly awful consequences if you're caught. Be prepared to COOK a damn good lie for making the chef COOKed for you for free
Ratings: ****/*****
4) Feast at ghost town Tactics: During Qing Ming or every weekend go to Lim Chu Kang cemetary for a feast of roasted goose, duck, chicken and other goodies.
Writer's Recommendation: Man... Careful mouth might rot from eating "their" food... Be advised to bring a religious item along for protection... And a knife too, in the event suicide is necessary (If you resort to this method, just suicide)
PLEASE BE WARNED THAT THE WRITER IS NOT RESPONSIBLE IN THE EVENT OF ANY HARM, DAMGAGE OR EVEN DEATH FROM TRYING OUT THE ABOVE METHODS[/i]