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Got this from an email...dunno post before or not:
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
Right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
Minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
And you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
Usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.
8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.
Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can
avoid if they remember the terminology.
Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true.
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i dunno.. if i find Mrs Bear, i hope those words mean what they are supposed to mean.. just that..
and that i will not be made to guess what the heck she's thinking of because men are not mind readers no matter what some psychics tell you...
anyway, here's another gag:
Betty found and fell in love with Paul. After courtship, they got married and moved into their new house.
After a week, she went home to her mom crying bitterly.
Her mom asked why.
She replied, "It was good but he started to use 4-letter words at me. They are the meanest and most foul words I've ever heard."
Her mom was angry and demanded, "What words did he use?"
Betty wailed in agony, "Oh, they are the worst. Words like "cook, wash, dust..""
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Originally posted by the Bear:i dunno.. if i find Mrs Bear, i hope those words mean what they are supposed to mean.. just that..
and that i will not be made to guess what the heck she's thinking of because men are not mind readers no matter what some psychics tell you...
anyway, here's another gag:
Betty found and fell in love with Paul. After courtship, they got married and moved into their new house.
After a week, she went home to her mom crying bitterly.
Her mom asked why.
She replied, "It was good but he started to use 4-letter words at me. They are the meanest and most foul words I've ever heard."
Her mom was angry and demanded, "What words did he use?"
Betty wailed in agony, "Oh, they are the worst. Words like "cook, wash, dust..""
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sound similiar to the thread i posted in Joke Forum:
http://www.sgforums.com/?action=thread_display&thread_id=285529
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Originally posted by the Bear:i dunno.. if i find Mrs Bear, i hope those words mean what they are supposed to mean.. just that..
and that i will not be made to guess what the heck she's thinking of because men are not mind readers no matter what some psychics tell you...
anyway, here's another gag:
Betty found and fell in love with Paul. After courtship, they got married and moved into their new house.
After a week, she went home to her mom crying bitterly.
Her mom asked why.
She replied, "It was good but he started to use 4-letter words at me. They are the meanest and most foul words I've ever heard."
Her mom was angry and demanded, "What words did he use?"
Betty wailed in agony, "Oh, they are the worst. Words like "cook, wash, dust..""
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