Do you tilt your body when you want to fart while sitting?

• Ferguson

  23 Oct 07, 20:14

  as above
• T E M P O

  23 Oct 07, 20:27

  yes i do, together with the thought of '' i dont wanna dirty my chair. ''
• jondizzle foshizzle

  23 Oct 07, 20:32

  Originally posted by T E M P O:

  yes i do, together with the thought of '' i dont wanna dirty my chair. ''

  you shit ur pants when u fart?
• Ferguson

  23 Oct 07, 20:32

  Originally posted by T E M P O:

  yes i do, together with the thought of '' i dont wanna dirty my chair. ''

  how would you dirty the chair?
• Seven_Dragon

  23 Oct 07, 20:36

  why ask this kind of question?
  
  i ready admire your creativity in asking strange question
• Ferguson

  23 Oct 07, 20:47

  Originally posted by Seven_Dragon:

  why ask this kind of question?
  
  i ready admire your creativity in asking strange question

  So i know when man will fart
• Ferret

  23 Oct 07, 20:48

  http://sgforums.com/?action=thread_display&thread_id=287006
• Nadare

  23 Oct 07, 21:00

  if dont tilt.. sometimes its very loud
  
• smartboy4

  23 Oct 07, 21:11

  i will stand up and pretend nothing happen then look at someone and say he farted
• de_middle

  24 Oct 07, 08:55

  of coz, better flow
• angel7030

  24 Oct 07, 11:15

  Originally posted by Ferguson:

  as above

  No, why need to tilt the body, just tilt my booty can already.
• soild79

  24 Oct 07, 13:12

  if dun tilt and fart ... sakarly the air went to the top how.... .. mouth smell like fart
• wxboi

  24 Oct 07, 18:05

  if dont the air cannot flow properly and the sound is amplified.
  YEAH BABY
• eagle

  24 Oct 07, 18:10

  u should fart when you run
  
  increase your speed
• AMEN567889

  24 Oct 07, 20:59

  u tilt u dun fart, the smelly air go back into ur kar cheng.
  
  of cause must tilt la.
  
  i everytime tilt de.
  
  cuz u know y?
  
  i tell u y?
  
  it ish to let the as much of the smelly air out and prevent then from getting in between my bud and the chair and let ppl ard me smell.
• thoreldan

  24 Oct 07, 21:36

  i usually cough when i fart...so people will hear the cough instead of the fart sound
• Ferguson

  1 Nov 07, 12:01

  Originally posted by thoreldan:

  i usually cough when i fart...so people will hear the cough instead of the fart sound

  the fart sometimes louder than cough
• corebooster

  1 Nov 07, 12:04

  not if de chair is those plastic chair wif a hole in de center.
  
  de fart go straight down
• homerun

  1 Nov 07, 12:32

  must tilt...if not i will fly
• Ferguson

  17 Dec 07, 12:40

  Originally posted by homerun:

  must tilt...if not i will fly

  
• Sheesh!

  17 Dec 07, 13:25

  Must go into a bomb shelter 2 ensure no one gets hurt, me fart will generate a force equal to a nuclear device going off
  
• <Precious>

  17 Dec 07, 13:29

  No, I don't. I don't have tell-tale signs de..... All you'll hear is a
  P-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-T!
  
• venny

  17 Dec 07, 15:28

  wtfart!
• Hidetox

  17 Dec 07, 15:51

  when i fart i will bend my body. twist my hang... turn my head.. lol
• Detached

  17 Dec 07, 20:42

  I'd rather excuse myself