25 Most Baffling Toys From Around The World
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No. 25 The God Jesus Robot
This one is, though. We're used to Japan's superior electronics companies ensuring they get new televisions, video games and cell phones before the rest of us, but who knew they'd get the second coming of our Savior a full three years before the rest of the world. You have to love the fact that they've decided to use the box to point out ways your Jesus Robot can help you get chicks. As if you needed them to tell you.
No. 24 Hermaphrodite Dolls
These dolls from Russia quite clearly have both male genitalia and the long flowing hair typically associated with females. We're stumped and aroused. Is it possible they're doll versions of David Lee Roth?
Not that it really makes it any better.
No. 23 Chemical Spill Playmobil
Playmobil makes little figurines in the shape of hundreds of different professions, but only the Hazmat disposal crew provides children with the stark reminder that mankind's excesses will eventually doom us all.
No. 22 Fighter/Girl Hybrids
"You see, girls, your father was in the air force. He was an F-15." -
No. 21 Gimp Doll USB Drive Cover
Why you'd ever feel the need to conceal a USB stick in a doll wearing a bondage mask is beyond us, although it's probably a small blessing that it's not withdrawn via the gimp's ass.
No. 20 Filet-The-Fish
Teaching a 3 year old how to clean and prepare a fish used to be a difficult and messy task. No longer!
No. 19 Eject-a-Poo Toilet Seat
The thing flying out of the toilet appears to be a plastic piece of poop, molded in the traditionally popular swirl-cone shape. Projectile excrement is a popular prank in Japan, and the workplace injuries that result are a major drain on the economy.
No. 18 Toilet Trainer Tiger
Shimajiro is the toilet training tiger that swept all over the Web in a video a little while back. When either of the two buttons are pressed, he exclaims a short burst of pro-toilet-training rhetoric. "Crap! Crap like a champion!" and "RRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHH!" seem the likeliest options.
No. 17 Weird Shield Thing
What on earth is going on with the right side of this toy? Is that a horse coming out from behind the shield? Is this toy some kind of centaur, or is that shield concealing an unnatural sexual act? There are a lot of questions here, and none of the potential answers is very savory. -
No. 16 Plush Toy Virus
On the left is a mysterious toy. On the right, a graphical representation of a virus. And, on the bottom is a picture of what can only be a child catching herpes.
No. 15 Toy "Joy Stick"
We're told this is some sort of child's sled, and that thing sticking out of it is a handle, upon which the child can hang on while enjoying an exciting winter adventure.
Why? What did you think it was?
No. 14 Giant Brown Plush Thing
The closest we can figure is that they're selling a life-sized plush camel, but to make more money they're selling it one body part at a time. This is the head.
No. 13 Golden Penis Putter
What better way to market your putter with a golden penis on the tip than with three cute cartoon animals? Just imagine Jack Nicholson coming at you, swinging one of these. Hell, now that we've written it, we're having a hard time thinking about anything else.
No. 12 Poop Necklaces
The Japanese have a weird relationship with poop. On the one hand they love it. On the other hand ... there is no other hand. That's why it's weird. -
No. 11 Poop Hat
This man does not know why he must wear the poop hat. He can only grimly accept his fate.
No. 10 She's Harmless
"Hey, what's the deal with that blonde girl talking on the phone over there? I've never noticed her before."
"Her?" (looks) "Oh. We don't have to worry about her."
"Why not?"
"Just because."
No. 9 Furrie Doll
Stories about dolls that have to go undercover as cats to bust up feline organized-crime syndicates is one of those quirky Japanese things that Western culture hasn't appropriated yet. Yet.
No. 8 Beatle Bears
And, just as we sometimes adopt and misunderstand certain features of Japanese culture, so, too, do the Japanese sometimes misunderstand ours.
No. 7 Pee & Poo
Making toilet training fun and approachable is an admirable goal, but this seems like a good way for your child to develop an unnatural affection toward their own waste products. At a bare minimum, the sympathetic "Why me?" faces on the waste products will make flushing the toilet a psychologically jarring event. -
No. 6 Faerie Finger Puppet
When designing finger puppets, it's critical to only portray them from the waist up, because as soon as you put legs on them it looks like you're giving your diminutive new friend one hell of a ride. The dazed expression on this particular example only adds to the effect.
No. 5 Japanese Scooby Doo Team
The Japanese version of the Scooby Doo team is made up of Sadslab, Baby Sauron, Raging Emo, Yellowturd and Soulglutton.
No. 4 Clown Syringe
We don't care what he says it's for, when a clown comes at you with a syringe, head the other way, quickly.
No.3 Toy Stripper Pole
This is a practice stripper poll, that was yanked from toy store shelves in the U.K. last year when some fussy killjoys questioned whether it was a good idea to market stripper poles toward children.
No. 2 Teddy Bear Gun
Yes, that's a gun that fires teddy bears. Although crime is rare in Japan, when it happens, it is absolutely hilarious. -
And... Number ONE
No. 1 Cock Bloc
Aside from the ubiquitous LEGO, there's dozens of different building block systems marketed throughout the world. However, none of them are as sexually frustrating as Cock Bloc Super.
(source: Cracked.com) -
why got so many toys related to poo...=_='.
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Some of the toys are simply hilarious.
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i dun get the shield..wats that thing on the right side
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Lol,from Cracked
Pictures are nice though
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the pink poop is cute.
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20 is cute
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golden penis putter.. i nearly flipped when i saw that..
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i like the description of 11 and the person face
No. 4 is not funny though... to me it is just an air pump for balloons.. -
There is one bear USB someone posted in sgF, that one is more lame..
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is there a need to really hid a USB??
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Silver de cuter ...Originally posted by Hello Kitty:the pink poop is cute. -
Got around the world meh? 80% like from Japan.
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No. 14 Giant Brown Plush Thing
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http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/dicksled1.jpg
hmmm.. not winter time can have other fun also?
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No.14 sooooo cute...