No. 6 Faerie Finger Puppet
When designing finger puppets, it's critical to only portray them from the waist up, because as soon as you put legs on them it looks like you're giving your diminutive new friend one hell of a ride. The dazed expression on this particular example only adds to the effect.
No. 5 Japanese Scooby Doo Team
The Japanese version of the Scooby Doo team is made up of Sadslab, Baby Sauron, Raging Emo, Yellowturd and Soulglutton.
No. 4 Clown Syringe
We don't care what he says it's for, when a clown comes at you with a syringe, head the other way, quickly.
No.3 Toy Stripper Pole
This is a practice stripper poll, that was yanked from toy store shelves in the U.K. last year when some fussy killjoys questioned whether it was a good idea to market stripper poles toward children.
No. 2 Teddy Bear Gun
Yes, that's a gun that fires teddy bears. Although crime is rare in Japan, when it happens, it is absolutely hilarious.