Why finding a job=finding a gf?
1. When you look for a job, you look for the salary, benefits, location and future prospects. Some people accepted a job with no intention of staying long. They just want to get some experience and some money before resigning to find a better job.
There are some people who look for a temp gf. They have no intention to be serious with her. They just want a temp gf so that they can get some experience and some free sex services before they move on to find a better gf.
When you look for a gf, you look for her salary(whether she earns alot. If she earns very little than she will always ask you for money. You don't want such a gf!),
benefits(does she know how to cook, massage and do extra services for you like blowjob, sex etc. If don't have all these extra benefits, than don't want such a gf for christ sake!),
location(does she stay near or far from your house. If far from yoru house, troublesome to meet so don't want this tpe of gf for christ sake),
future prospects( what can she provide you with if you marry her?)
2. When you look for a job, there will sure be some very smart candiates who get rejected in many job offers because they do not present themself well in front of the interviewer and the interviewer thinks that he is a useless bum but in fact he is a very smart and capable person.
when you look for a gf, it is the same thing. There will sure be some very good guys who fail to get a gf because they do not present themselve well and the girl do not want to give him a chance at all as she thinks that he is is useless bum.
3. When you are not happy in your job, you resign to find a better job.
When you are not happy with your gf, you break up to find a better gf
4. When you can't do your job well, you get sacked.
When you can't make your gf happy, she breaks up with you
5. When you found a job, you not only must do your job well. You must also be able to polish the boots of your superior and collegues to make them happy or else they will make your life miserable and force you to resign
When you find a gf, you not only must be able to make her happy so that she will not break up with you. You must also polish her friends and parents and family members boots and make them happy too or else they will pressure her to break up with you.
6. There are some idiots who can't stay long in a job. They always get sacked and than move on to find new jobs in which they can't seem to stay long too.
When finding a gf is the same. There are some idiots who can't stay attached to the gf for long. Every gf stays with him for awhile only before she breaks up with him and than he will have to go and hunt for a new gf soon and again
