http://sgforums.com/forums/8/topics/303417 en-US 60 <p>I am wot I am.....</p> Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:02:16 +0800 sgforums.com:8:303417:7929754 Deino http://sgforums.com/forums/8/topics/303417 <p>There is no god, only Einstein.</p> Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:58:16 +0800 sgforums.com:8:303417:7929739 Nikar 3 http://sgforums.com/forums/8/topics/303417 <blockquote> <div class="quote_from">Originally posted by rey619:</div> <div class="quote_body"> <p><br /> Unbeknownst to many people, there is a deity greater than God. This deity, in fact, created God. That is to say, he created ALL of the Gods. These Gods were created to do the greater deity's bidding, for the greater deity felt no compulsion to do little things himself.<br /> <br /> That deity is Rey Mysterio. Rey Mysterio is time and and space. Rey Mysterio is the universe. Rey Mysterio giveth, and Rey Mysterio taketh away. This is the history of the eternal Rey Mysterio.<br /> <br /> If you add up all the Rey Mysterio in the world, your head would explode becuase YOU COULD NOT COMPREHEND IT!!!!!<br /> <br /> In the beginning, there was Rey Mysterio, and only Rey Mysterio. From nothing, Rey Mysterio brought forth God to handle his light work. Then, God created the universe, and within the universe, Earth, all in seven days. Rey Mysterio then spake unto God, "Seven days and all you have to show for it is one measly universe and a semi-sentient race? FOOL!" and smote thusly the unworthy God.<br /> <br /> Rey Mysterio then created a new God. Throughout history, humans never once noticed that Rey Mysterio destroyed and created new Gods quite frequently. In any case, they were pleased when this God gave them a a giant garden all for them. Also, this God created several more universes, a multiverse, and an omniverse, though no one is exactly sure what the multiverse and omniverse are like. Sadly, these universes didn't get along very well, and started to war immediately. The inter-universe war lasted for many millions of years, and God could do nothing to rectify his mistake. Rey Mysterio, while fully capable of ending the war, decided to sit idely by and watch, because it was funny.<br /> <br /> Anyway, after an incident with a talking snake and an apple tree, the humans were banished from their garden. God had wanted to give them another chance, but Rey Mysterio said, "If you don't punish them, they'll never learn." Then, Rey Mysterio smote God for second-guessing him. Rey Mysterio then created another new God, though this one seemed rather more competent than his predecessors.<br /> <br /> Pleased, Rey Mysterio then allowed history to unravel as it would, all under the watchful eye of his Gods. Rey Mysteriok would only interfere when one of his Gods screwed up badly. The following is a history of the divine actions of His Holiness, Rey Mysterio.<br /> <br /> Before detailing the actions of Rey Mysterio, it is important to know the chronological order in which things happened, and the names of the eras in which they took place. Note that not all of Rey Mysterio's actions are listed here.<br /> <br /> * The Era of Learning - Primitive man learns to wield his intelligence like a blunt axe.<br /> o Rey Mysterio gives the primitive people fire.<br /> o Rey Mysterio invents the wheel, and, subsequently, the first automobile.<br /> o Rey Mysterio invents the lightsaber, igniting a bloody war between primitive tribes.<br /> <br /> * The Age of Strife - Primitive man learns to wield his lightsaber like a blunt axe.<br /> o Rey Mysterio inadvertantly destroys the supercontinent Pangaea, splitting it apart and seperating the tribes.<br /> o Not intending to stop the war, Rey Mysterio gives the humans sailing technology.<br /> o Rey Mysterio opens a rift in space-time, allowing the Jedi of a different universe to step through. The Jedi, with their superior Force powers, steal the lightsabers of the humans and effectively end the Age of Strife.<br /> o Rey Mysterio follows back through the rift where he became bored and creates the wookie race. He returned with his great grandson Chewbacca after training Darth Vader to become awesome rather then a cry baby.<br /> <br /> * The Epoch of Peace - Primitive man takes a break from killing stuff.<br /> o Rey Mysterio shows the humans how to build a house. Trading Spaces becomes a hit TV show.<br /> o Rey Mysterio decides it's a good time for a nap. What could go wrong?<br /> <br /> * The Dark Times - Primitive man is tortured by an evil entity.<br /> o With Rey Mysterio sleeping, another omnipotent entity rises - the evil Edge. Edge used his powers for malevolent purposes, causing pain and suffering among the humans.<br /> o Edge kills an entire colony of Indonesian midgets for no reason. Rey Mysterio continues to sleep.<br /> o Indiana Jones and the Van Helsing family form an alliance to protect the world while Rey Mysterio slept but nearly failed.<br /> o Edge accidently sets off Mount Vesuvius while fighting Indiana Jones for the last ring needed to awaken his master. The smell of sulfur awoke mighty Rey Mysterio, who was enraged at the sight of his planet being torn apart.<br /> <br /> * The Universal War - Primitive man is caught in the middle of a war between deities.<br /> o Rey Mysterio and Edge began battling for supremacy. However, both wield great and indescribable power and fight to a stand-off.<br /> o Rey Mysterio and Edge set rules for a game. The game would ultimately decide who would rule the multitude of universes created by Rey Mysterio's Gods. Game of Death<br /> o The Universal war is accurately detailed in the Animorphs series by K.A. Applegate. Edge is represented by the character called Crayak, whereas Rey Mysterio is represented by the mighty Ellimist.<br /> <br /> * The Invention Period - Primitive man becomes regular man.<br /> o After winning the Universal War, Rey Mysterio bestowed humans with greater intelligence, and thus began the Invention Period.<br /> o Rey Mysterio tought man the power of rock and roll so that he could be summoned from the depths of the Antartic Sea if he ever wanted to take a nap again.<br /> o Rey Mysterio gambled Cher into existace. The world would forever then be destined to be destroyed. When Rey Mysterio sobbered up the next morning he saw Cher and was comitted to inventing first underwear, and then pants.<br /> o Rey Mysterio mentions something about the speed of light while talking to Albert Einstein. The theory of relativity is the result.<br /> o Rey Mysterio accidentally dropped his model Model T while painting it. Henry Ford makes millions.<br /> o Rey Mysterio oversees the creation of the first android, later mentoring it in the art of 619. The android later adopts the name Yngwie Eric Carlos Johann Sebastian Rey Mysterio Malmsteen and develops Malm Fu and mastered Guitar in 3 weeks after leaving Rey Mysterio's Mega Kingdom</p> <p><br /> * The Contemporary Period - Regular man does... stuff.<br /> o Rey Mysterio creates a band of angels to enforce his will on Earth.<br /> o Steven spielberg forces Harison Ford to inacuratly depict his Indiana Jones heritage and leaves out the true source of his power frm the movies. Rey Mysterio then freed Ford from the vile clutches of Spielberg.<br /> o Rey Mysteriomakes his presence known to humans for the first time, to a young man named Alann Mendoza. The Disciples of Rey Mysterio, the first religious group worshipping Rey Mysterio, comes about.<br /> o Roman Catholicism forms not long after the Disciples of Rey Mysterio due to the techings of Rey Mysterio and three of his greatest disciples, including the late Steve Irwin, and the now free Harrison Ford and Jesus.<br /> o Rey Mysterio designs Gigantor to hunt down Spielberg and any one else that dares question the power of He Who Is My<br /> <br /> * The age of Destruction- the not too distant future.</p> </div> </blockquote> <p><br /> did Rey Mysterio created the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the current god-in-charge,&nbsp;too?</p> Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:39:08 +0800 sgforums.com:8:303417:7929698 Jamie Zawinski http://sgforums.com/forums/8/topics/303417 <blockquote> <div class="quote_from">Originally posted by deathbait:</div> <div class="quote_body">a better explanation:<br /> <br /> because earth is uniquely livable, THAT is why life flourished here. Not the other way round</div> </blockquote> <p>Several Earth-like planets (with similar chemical composition, and temperature...etc) have actually been found in other solar systems. <img title="Wink" src= "/images/emoticons/classic/icon_wink.gif" alt="Wink" /></p> Thu, 24 Jan 2008 03:55:35 +0800 sgforums.com:8:303417:7798416 Phorum Noob http://sgforums.com/forums/8/topics/303417 <blockquote> <p>why there is the right amount of gravity on earth<br /> but too much in venus<br /> too little in Pluto<br /> that’s nature<br /> that’s because god make earth unique<br /> wanting to make earth live-able<br /> for human being</p> </blockquote> <p>U got it wrong man... It is not earth having the right amount of everything, it is life adapting and evolving to the given environment.<br /> <br /></p> Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:51:44 +0800 sgforums.com:8:303417:7788652 stupidissmart http://sgforums.com/forums/8/topics/303417 <blockquote> <div class="quote_from">Originally posted by huarenren:</div> <div class="quote_body">why there is the right amount of gravity on earth<br /> but too much in venus<br /> too little in Pluto<br /> that’s nature<br /> that’s because god make earth unique<br /> wanting to make earth live-able<br /> for human being<br /></div> </blockquote> <p>a better explanation:<br /> <br /> because earth is uniquely livable, THAT is why life flourished here. Not the other way round</p> Tue, 22 Jan 2008 06:15:54 +0800 sgforums.com:8:303417:7787703 deathbait http://sgforums.com/forums/8/topics/303417 <blockquote> <div class="quote_from">Originally posted by AugoeideS:</div> <div class="quote_body">Seriously, mister simpleton, this is one of the most outrageous and downright retarded statement of all. You might as well consider retracting this statement of yours.<br /> <br /> Define the right amount of gravity. Nature does not work in such a way that it is designed to craft you and I out. If that is so, why does human only exist on Earth - when the bloody universe is so damn big out there. If your God is omnipotent, heck, might as well create the Universe equally and thus liveable by all homo sapiens then?<br /> <br /> Your argument is flawed. You think that this universe is designed for us to live. What the fuck.<br /> <br /> And what the fuck again. Too much gravitational force in Venus, too little in Pluto, and just nice on Earth?<br /> <br /> Strength of Earth's surface gravitational force is 9.8m/s2, Strength of Venus' surface gravitational force is 8.87m/s2, Strength of Pluto's surface gravitational force is 0.58m/s2.<br /> <br /> You telling us that Venus has too much gravitational force compared to Earth? Can you read numbers? <img title="Laughing" src= "/images/emoticons/classic/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" /><br /> <br /> Which Universe are you living in ? The one where your next door neighbour is a Jedimaster and your pet dog can cast spells and you guys ride dragons to school?</div> </blockquote> <p>Ehh please leave him alone. Don't respond to his posts. It will only encourage him.<br /> <br /> Check your PM for details.</p> Mon, 21 Jan 2008 23:06:18 +0800 sgforums.com:8:303417:7786800 Phaze http://sgforums.com/forums/8/topics/303417 <blockquote> <div class="quote_from">Originally posted by huarenren:</div> <div class="quote_body">why there is the right amount of gravity on earth<br /> but too much in venus<br /> too little in Pluto<br /> that’s nature<br /> that’s because god make earth unique<br /> wanting to make earth live-able<br /> for human being<br /></div> </blockquote> <p>Seriously, mister simpleton, this is one of the most outrageous and downright retarded statement of all. You might as well consider retracting this statement of yours.<br /> <br /> Define the right amount of gravity. Nature does not work in such a way that it is designed to craft you and I out. If that is so, why does human only exist on Earth - when the bloody universe is so damn big out there. If your God is omnipotent, heck, might as well create the Universe equally and thus liveable by all homo sapiens then?<br /> <br /> Your argument is flawed. You think that this universe is designed for us to live. What the fuck.<br /> <br /> And what the fuck again. Too much gravitational force in Venus, too little in Pluto, and just nice on Earth?<br /> <br /> Strength of Earth's surface gravitational force is 9.8m/s2, Strength of Venus' surface gravitational force is 8.87m/s2, Strength of Pluto's surface gravitational force is 0.58m/s2.<br /> <br /> You telling us that Venus has too much gravitational force compared to Earth? Can you read numbers? <img title="Laughing" src= "/images/emoticons/classic/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" /><br /> <br /> Which Universe are you living in ? The one where your next door neighbour is a Jedimaster and your pet dog can cast spells and you guys ride dragons to school?</p> Mon, 21 Jan 2008 22:59:43 +0800 sgforums.com:8:303417:7786738 AugoeideS http://sgforums.com/forums/8/topics/303417 <p>why there is the right amount of gravity on earth<br /> but too much in venus<br /> too little in Pluto<br /> that’s nature<br /> that’s because god make earth unique<br /> wanting to make earth live-able<br /> for human being<br /></p> Mon, 21 Jan 2008 21:49:22 +0800 sgforums.com:8:303417:7786066 huarenren http://sgforums.com/forums/8/topics/303417 <blockquote> <div class="quote_from">Originally posted by angel7030:</div> <div class="quote_body">I think whether it is god creation or nature evolution thru science, there is no end to the debate as we do hold no key to the truth. So, instead of argueing among ourselves and start protecting each own rights and believes, we should perhap respect each others school of thoughts, otherwise, it will be very foolish to argue on a subject that had science and religion in it. As a scientist, he/she is trained to be more objective in regard to science, and as a holy person, he/she will be more focus on divine creation.<br /> <br /> Like it or not, there are many others in this world who dun really care about what religions or who created this and that, they only believe in one thing, that is money, and sad as it might be, this believe is ever growing among our young generation.</div> </blockquote> <p>then i assume you must be thinking money can buy happiness</p> Mon, 21 Jan 2008 21:47:47 +0800 sgforums.com:8:303417:7786052 huarenren http://sgforums.com/forums/8/topics/303417 <p>See Part 1 - Parallels between various religions: <a href= "http://zeitgeistmovie.com/" rel= "nofollow">http://zeitgeistmovie.com/</a><br /></p> <blockquote> <div class="quote_from">Originally posted by Phaze:</div> <div class="quote_body">That wiki was created as a test of faith. Bobby Henderson is a prophet of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and was instructed to make it appear that the Flying Spaghetti Monster was a satire on religion.<br /> <br /> But only those who are faithful. Only those who truly believe. Only those who have the Flying Spaghetti Monster in their hearts will feel the touch of this noodly appendage. Only the faithful know the hidden truth.<br /> <br /> The Ramen that can be followed is not the eternal Ramen.<br /> The noodle that can be named is not the eternal noodle.<br /> The noodle is the origin of heaven and earth<br /> While Ramen is the origin of the myriad things.<br /> <br /> Therefore, always hungry, you see the noodle<br /> Ever desiring, you see the manifestations.<br /> <br /> These are the same—the Spaghetti, the Linguini, the Fusilli, the Farfalline<br /> <br /> When they appear they are named differently.<br /> <br /> This sameness is the mystery,<br /> <br /> Pasta within pasta;<br /> <br /> Noodle within noodle;<br /> <br /> The door to all marvels.<br /> <br /> Which came first the noodle or the sauce?<br /> What is a noodle without a sauce?<br /> What is the sauce without the noodle?<br /> A tasteless dream<br /> An endless sigh<br /> <br /> RAmen.</div> </blockquote> Mon, 21 Jan 2008 18:03:00 +0800 sgforums.com:8:303417:7784874 Phorum Noob http://sgforums.com/forums/8/topics/303417 <blockquote> <div class="quote_from">Originally posted by huarenren:</div> <div class="quote_body">The religion was founded in 2005 by Oregon State University physics graduate Bobby Henderson to protest the decision by the Kansas State Board of Education to require the teaching of intelligent design as an alternative to biological evolution found in wiki<br /></div> </blockquote> <p>The FSM works in mysterous ways. The FSM just makes it seem that way, such is its power and wisdom. Try to prove this assertion wrong.<br /> <br /> Therefore FSM exists! Ramen!</p> Mon, 21 Jan 2008 17:58:28 +0800 sgforums.com:8:303417:7784850 Phorum Noob http://sgforums.com/forums/8/topics/303417 <blockquote> <div class="quote_from">Originally posted by huarenren:</div> <div class="quote_body">who invented gravity ?<br /> isn't it nature<br /> and it's god who created this nature</div> </blockquote> <p>I think whether it is god creation or nature evolution thru science, there is no end to the debate as we do hold no key to the truth. So, instead of argueing among ourselves and start protecting each own rights and believes, we should perhap respect each others school of thoughts, otherwise, it will be very foolish to argue on a subject that had science and religion in it. As a scientist, he/she is trained to be more objective in regard to science, and as a holy person, he/she will be more focus on divine creation.<br /> <br /> Like it or not, there are many others in this world who dun really care about what religions or who created this and that, they only believe in one thing, that is money, and sad as it might be, this believe is ever growing among our young generation.</p> Mon, 21 Jan 2008 17:05:30 +0800 sgforums.com:8:303417:7784633 angel7030 http://sgforums.com/forums/8/topics/303417 <blockquote> <div class="quote_from">Originally posted by huarenren:</div> <div class="quote_body">who invented gravity ?<br /> isn't it nature<br /> and it's god who created this nature</div> </blockquote> <p>What a sweeping statement. Seems like all these years of hardwork physicists have done up to let everyone understand Gravity can be summarized as easily as: "God did it".<br /> <br /> Sometimes i really wonder what is wrong with you people who are so complacent that you guys aren't even interested to seek out the intricate details of how things work but rather believe in superficial "truth" dictated by ancient and primitive men.<br /> <br /> You have the right to call someone retarded when his explanations are far better than yours?<br /> <br /></p> Mon, 21 Jan 2008 16:26:58 +0800 sgforums.com:8:303417:7784524 AugoeideS http://sgforums.com/forums/8/topics/303417 <blockquote> <div class="quote_from">Originally posted by huarenren:</div> <div class="quote_body">The religion was founded in 2005 by Oregon State University physics graduate Bobby Henderson to protest the decision by the Kansas State Board of Education to require the teaching of intelligent design as an alternative to biological evolution found in wiki<br /> <br /> stop being a antichrist<br /> Blasphemy<br /> "If anyone adds to this book, I will add to him the plagues described in this book"<br /> "If anyone removes from this book, I will remove his name from the book of life"</div> </blockquote> <p>That wiki was created as a test of faith. Bobby Henderson is a prophet of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and was instructed to make it appear that the Flying Spaghetti Monster was a satire on religion.<br /> <br /> But only those who are faithful. Only those who truly believe. Only those who have the Flying Spaghetti Monster in their hearts will feel the touch of this noodly appendage. Only the faithful know the hidden truth.<br /> <br /> The Ramen that can be followed is not the eternal Ramen.<br /> The noodle that can be named is not the eternal noodle.<br /> The noodle is the origin of heaven and earth<br /> While Ramen is the origin of the myriad things.<br /> <br /> Therefore, always hungry, you see the noodle<br /> Ever desiring, you see the manifestations.<br /> <br /> These are the same—the Spaghetti, the Linguini, the Fusilli, the Farfalline<br /> <br /> When they appear they are named differently.<br /> <br /> This sameness is the mystery,<br /> <br /> Pasta within pasta;<br /> <br /> Noodle within noodle;<br /> <br /> The door to all marvels.<br /> <br /> Which came first the noodle or the sauce?<br /> What is a noodle without a sauce?<br /> What is the sauce without the noodle?<br /> A tasteless dream<br /> An endless sigh<br /> <br /> RAmen.</p> Mon, 21 Jan 2008 16:22:04 +0800 sgforums.com:8:303417:7784507 Phaze http://sgforums.com/forums/8/topics/303417 <blockquote> <div class="quote_from">Originally posted by Herzog_Zwei:</div> <div class="quote_body">Flame on mah</div> </blockquote> <p>Human torch.<br /> <br /> <img title="Very Happy" src= "/images/emoticons/classic/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="Very Happy" /> <img title="Very Happy" src= "/images/emoticons/classic/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="Very Happy" /> <img title="Very Happy" src= "/images/emoticons/classic/icon_biggrin.gif" alt= "Very Happy" /><br /> <br /> pyro more cool.<br /> <br /></p> Mon, 21 Jan 2008 15:21:15 +0800 sgforums.com:8:303417:7784268 seotiblizzard http://sgforums.com/forums/8/topics/303417 <blockquote> <div class="quote_from">Originally posted by Phaze:</div> <div class="quote_body">How dare you say it's a flame war? Are you stupid? Did you not get in line when god was handing out brains? It's just a discussion! It cannot be even remotely considered a flame war! I don't think you would recognize a flame war if it squatted over you and crapped in your mouth!<br /> <br /> <img title="Mr. Green" src= "/images/emoticons/classic/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt="Mr. Green" /> <img title="Mr. Green" src= "/images/emoticons/classic/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt="Mr. Green" /> <img title="Mr. Green" src= "/images/emoticons/classic/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt= "Mr. Green" /></div> </blockquote> <p>oh rly?<br /> <br /> <img title="Laughing" src="/images/emoticons/classic/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" /><br /> <br /> retards.<br /> <br /> <img title="Laughing" src="/images/emoticons/classic/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" /> <img title="Laughing" src= "/images/emoticons/classic/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" /> <img title="Laughing" src="/images/emoticons/classic/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" /></p> Mon, 21 Jan 2008 15:19:16 +0800 sgforums.com:8:303417:7784271 seotiblizzard http://sgforums.com/forums/8/topics/303417 <blockquote> <p>they exist<br /> <br /> buddha in india<br /> <br /> Lord Jesus christ son of god in Bethlehem</p> </blockquote> <p>So is the flying spaghetti monster. Talk and claim is cheap</p> Mon, 21 Jan 2008 15:18:09 +0800 sgforums.com:8:303417:7784259 stupidissmart http://sgforums.com/forums/8/topics/303417 <blockquote> <div class="quote_from">Originally posted by stupidissmart:</div> <div class="quote_body">Well tat is as credible as god as buddha <img title="Rolling Eyes" src= "/images/emoticons/classic/icon_rolleyes.gif" alt="Rolling Eyes" /> They both provide the same number of evidences to their existence isn't it ? They all give zero !</div> </blockquote> <p>they exist<br /> <br /> buddha in india<br /> <br /> Lord Jesus christ son of god in Bethlehem</p> Mon, 21 Jan 2008 15:06:37 +0800 sgforums.com:8:303417:7784207 huarenren http://sgforums.com/forums/8/topics/303417 <blockquote> <p>then i can create shinning cassiopeia tealment<br /> <br /> meaning shinning cassiopeia in space purify ppl from being sinner<br /> using tealment<br /> <br /> and that is not stupid at all</p> </blockquote> <p>Well tat is as credible as god as buddha <img title= "Rolling Eyes" src="/images/emoticons/classic/icon_rolleyes.gif" alt="Rolling Eyes" /> They both provide the same number of evidences to their existence isn't it ? They all give zero !</p> Mon, 21 Jan 2008 14:58:46 +0800 sgforums.com:8:303417:7784168 stupidissmart http://sgforums.com/forums/8/topics/303417 <blockquote> <div class="quote_from">Originally posted by stupidissmart:</div> <div class="quote_body">U think sphagetti flying around grabbing people with their tentacles is stupid but I think god flying around cursing and blessing people or buddha with grapes as hair r stupid too. Your religion is no different from the flying spaghetti</div> </blockquote> <p>then i can create shinning cassiopeia tealment<br /> <br /> meaning shinning cassiopeia in space purify ppl from being sinner<br /> using tealment<br /> <br /> and that is not stupid at all</p> Mon, 21 Jan 2008 14:56:20 +0800 sgforums.com:8:303417:7784160 huarenren http://sgforums.com/forums/8/topics/303417 <blockquote> <p>tell me spaghetti has a longer history<br /> <br /> or jesus/buddha has a longer history ?</p> </blockquote> <p>History long then it is big deal ya ? Chinese mythology about Feng Shen Pang or egytian god is probably has the oldest history of them all. Then u go and believe lor<br /> <br /></p> <blockquote> <p>its jesus/buddha followers who invented spaghetti<br /> <br /> and those retarded think that spaghetti that they eat everyday<br /> <br /> is god that fly around and grab ppl with their tentacles</p> </blockquote> <p>U think sphagetti flying around grabbing people with their tentacles is stupid but I think god flying around cursing and blessing people or buddha with grapes as hair r stupid too. Your religion is no different from the flying spaghetti</p> Mon, 21 Jan 2008 14:48:22 +0800 sgforums.com:8:303417:7784096 stupidissmart http://sgforums.com/forums/8/topics/303417 <blockquote> <div class="quote_from">Originally posted by Phorum Noob:</div> <div class="quote_body">You're wrong. The FSM actually have been around and been worshipped by man-kind far longer than Christanity...or even Buddhism or any other religions, have been around. It had existed since the beginning of time when it first created man and the rest of the universe.<br /> <br /> Its just that the FSM made it seem otherwise. Such is its divine power.<br /> Can you disprove this?<br /> <br /> Therefore, FSM exist! RAMEN!</div> </blockquote> <p>The religion was founded in 2005 by Oregon State University physics graduate Bobby Henderson to protest the decision by the Kansas State Board of Education to require the teaching of intelligent design as an alternative to biological evolution found in wiki<br /> <br /> stop being a antichrist<br /> Blasphemy<br /> "If anyone adds to this book, I will add to him the plagues described in this book"<br /> "If anyone removes from this book, I will remove his name from the book of life"</p> Mon, 21 Jan 2008 14:45:28 +0800 sgforums.com:8:303417:7784122 huarenren http://sgforums.com/forums/8/topics/303417 <p>You're wrong. The FSM actually have been around and been worshipped by man-kind far longer than Christanity...or even Buddhism or any other religions, have been around. It had existed since the beginning of time when it first created man and the rest of the universe.<br /> <br /> Its just that the FSM made it seem otherwise. Such is its divine power.<br /> Can you disprove this?<br /> <br /> Therefore, FSM exist! RAMEN!</p> Mon, 21 Jan 2008 14:29:59 +0800 sgforums.com:8:303417:7783999 Phorum Noob http://sgforums.com/forums/8/topics/303417 <blockquote> <div class="quote_from">Originally posted by Phaze:</div> <div class="quote_body">It's nothing to do with playing with monsters.<br /> <br /> It is a fact that gravity is caused by the tenticles of the flying spaghetti monster holding everything down.<br /> <br /> The flying spaghetti monster has an infinite number of noodly appendages. Each appendage holds on to each particle of matter. As mass increases, there are more particles and the hold of the flying spaghetti monster grows stronger.</div> </blockquote> <p>tell me spaghetti has a longer history<br /> <br /> or jesus/buddha has a longer history ?<br /> <br /> its jesus/buddha followers who invented spaghetti<br /> <br /> and those retarded think that spaghetti that they eat everyday<br /> <br /> is god that fly around and grab ppl with their tentacles</p> Mon, 21 Jan 2008 14:10:42 +0800 sgforums.com:8:303417:7783875 huarenren http://sgforums.com/forums/8/topics/303417