i have phobia of broom. it all started when...
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During NS, BMT time, at night, one of my stupid bunkmates play a trick on me. they put the broom on my bed, with the brushy end on the pillow, at night.
i was asleep by then. then i think i turn n then i felt sometimes poky on my face then i woke up n found the broom sleeping next to me! kaninahia! i quickly tossed it away n then it landed on my buddy's bed.
my scream woke up some of my bunkmates around me n then my buddy scold me a CB guniang for throwing the broom at him. i quickly wipe my face coz the broom is so freaking dirty n dusty lor! how can my bunkmates play such a trick on me!? so bad de lor.... tao3 yan4!!!
then the rest ask me to shut the fark up.
then i was very sad...the next day i asked angrily who did it, but no one admited. some even said i must've sleepwalk n hug the broom to sleep.then after that i often had nightmares of the broom, can't sleep well. so i report sick n tell MO. Then MO scold me say i chao keng...
then i was very sad... then during area cleaning time i requested to do other jobs like wiping window or fan, coz i dont want touch the broom
anyway i didn't complete my BMT... shortly after i was out of course n downgraded to Pes E perm to be a clerk, for some medical reasons
anyway now i avoid brooms coz i think they are scary. lucky i no need sweep floor coz my maid does it. i really scared of brooms! when i watch harry potter got broom broom scenes (when they play quiddage) i quickly fast forward! wah kao -
you lost your virginity to a broom hahahaah i can understand why you're scared..! jking bro & btw use vaccume cleaners k
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Don't know why, your way of writing doesn't look like a guy, but quite girly.
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LOL dun be so bad la. Broom are a non-living things. You can control them not let them controlled u . bro jia yo overcome it. they can't move. it jus an emotion cos by bad experience. forget it n move on
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wad a long story to say u got maid
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ah gua
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you must have sleepwalked. Dont keep any broom at home. Oh wait, better to keep a broom at home. Otherwise, you may sleepwalked and left the house to buy a broom. It will be even more dangerous cos you may be knocked down by a car, jump off window while sleepwalking.
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ur room mates played this trick on u coz u are a KUNIANG to start with.. or else y the trick u
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Originally posted by FirePig:
you must have sleepwalked. Dont keep any broom at home. Oh wait, better to keep a broom at home. Otherwise, you may sleepwalked and left the house to buy a broom. It will be even more dangerous cos you may be knocked down by a car, jump off window while sleepwalking.
middle of night where got sell broom? 7-11 or cheers does?
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Lol first time people phobia with broom?
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wow
tats sumtink new -
Originally posted by Fongseckah:
During NS, BMT time, at night, one of my stupid bunkmates play a trick on me. they put the broom on my bed, with the brushy end on the pillow, at night.
i was asleep by then. then i think i turn n then i felt sometimes poky on my face then i woke up n found the broom sleeping next to me! kaninahia! i quickly tossed it away n then it landed on my buddy's bed.
my scream woke up some of my bunkmates around me n then my buddy scold me a CB guniang for throwing the broom at him. i quickly wipe my face coz the broom is so freaking dirty n dusty lor! how can my bunkmates play such a trick on me!? so bad de lor.... tao3 yan4!!!
then the rest ask me to shut the fark up.
then i was very sad...the next day i asked angrily who did it, but no one admited. some even said i must've sleepwalk n hug the broom to sleep.then after that i often had nightmares of the broom, can't sleep well. so i report sick n tell MO. Then MO scold me say i chao keng...
then i was very sad... then during area cleaning time i requested to do other jobs like wiping window or fan, coz i dont want touch the broom
anyway i didn't complete my BMT... shortly after i was out of course n downgraded to Pes E perm to be a clerk, for some medical reasons
anyway now i avoid brooms coz i think they are scary. lucky i no need sweep floor coz my maid does it. i really scared of brooms! when i watch harry potter got broom broom scenes (when they play quiddage) i quickly fast forward! wah kao
it's quidditch -.- -
Stooky! lol
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Stooky! lol
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Stooky! lol
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Stooky! lol
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You curse and swear too much that your connections suck si boh? Post 4 times???
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LMAO...............OMG THATS FUNNY!
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I am scared of vacuum cleaners...
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Originally posted by ndmmxiaomayi:
You curse and swear too much that your connections suck si boh? Post 4 times???
haha no la,i ming ming only clicked once,but 4 posts came up! Good lor,can add to post count what :DDDDD -
Absurd.
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roflmao.
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gay phobia
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haha.......