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  • extra one's Avatar
    271 posts since Mar '08
  • Darkness_hacker99's Avatar
    31,631 posts since Jun '05
  • bleuwhale's Avatar
    29 posts since Nov '07
    •  I would love to.

      For my professional fees, I am charging a fixed rate of 15% of your income, profits of both taxable and non-taxable activities from now till the moment you pass on.

      Does that sound attractive?  At least your life would be planned.

  • playboy_1985's Avatar
    1,893 posts since Jan '04
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    2,658 posts since Jul '07
  • Daisuke-kun's Avatar
    9,413 posts since Jun '07
    • day 1: run around orchard road naked.

      day 2: run around geylang naked.

      day 3: run around Chinatown naked.

      day 4: run around Little India naked

      day 5: run around town from polices

      day 6: let everything settled down and get some rest.

      day 7: run around the Istana naked.

      that should suffice you for the whole week.

      tell me when your done with my plan for u.

      i shall have another plan for u rdy

      Edited by Daisuke-kun 02 May `08, 8:52PM
  • guaiboiboi's Avatar
    209 posts since Sep '06
    • Originally posted by Daisuke-kun:

      day 1: run around orchard road naked.

      day 2: run around geylang naked.

      day 3: run around Chinatown naked.

      day 4: run around Little India naked

      day 5: run around town from polices

      day 6: let everything settled down and get some rest.

      day 7: run around the Istana naked.

      that should suffice you for the whole week.

      tell me when you done my planning for u.

      i shall another plan for u


      nice plan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • bcloud23b's Avatar
    68 posts since Jan '08
    • o.O ur plan sucks . Try mine!!

      Day1 : Go orchard road and ask people to slap you . Then go around kiss those women. Do a monkey steal peach tactic to males and the groping melon skill for women.

      Day2 : Go chinatown and sing LONDON bridge is falling down loudly and say you are steven lim's brother.

      Day3: Rest la very siong le

      Day4: Go every police station and report that you got a bomb in your bag then run away. Very exciting one

      Day5 : hide and rest.

      Day 6 : Hide and rest.

      Day 7 : Go changi and sell ur ass and enjoy the bonking shoikness before getting caught by police.

      Power right?  

  • playboy_1985's Avatar
    1,893 posts since Jan '04
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    271 posts since Apr '04
  • Karma88's Avatar
    799 posts since Mar '08
  • parn's Avatar
    2,369 posts since May '03
    • Originally posted by extra one:

      i think i am heading towards self destruction


      Go and die please.......thanks GOD this isn't Aunt Agony Forum. Or I might really have taken you seriously.

      However if you do your usual extra thing as repeat this topic in Aunt Agony Forum, then please use that time to end your forsaken life ok?

      Thank you so much for being an extra one.

       

  • GarfieldDog's Avatar
    22 posts since Apr '08
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