Chaogeng in ns
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Anyone knows the most effective way to go ooc and downgrade without actually injuring myself or claim to have some mental problem?
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say u are gay
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Say you are Jehovah Witness.Originally posted by FireIce:say u are gay
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Greengoblin you must mean Jehovah Witness
Jenova is the name of the big ugly half-female baddie in FF7.
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it's JEHOVAH lah.Originally posted by greengoblin:Say you are jenova witness.
duh.
u damn idiot leh, ppl want to keng and u want ppl go DB.
best loh -
er... what is Jehovah??
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Sorriz mah...u must noe my schooling not as much as most of u hereOriginally posted by whoami6969:it's JEHOVAH lah.
duh.
u damn idiot leh, ppl want to keng and u want ppl go DB.
best loh and yah I play too much FF7 so confused .
Come on lah....I just telling him how to get to 5 Star Hotel in the cheapest manner possible...got free food, gym instructer everything, the best place to chao geng
Ehhh....if he write such message in Speaker's Corner...I tell you he confirm wun get so nice reply -
i don't think anyone has answered his question yet leh....
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The answer is: MIGRATE TO ANOTHER COUNTRY.
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ya very easy lah. just go to your bunkmates while they are bathing in toilet hughug everyone first thing in morning and say "mari kita"Originally posted by bloodyhell:Anyone knows the most effective way to go ooc and downgrade without actually injuring myself or claim to have some mental problem? -
All nonsense. You must be proven by a psychologist that you are homosexual before you can be downgraded. And this is not very advisable as your future employers in the private sectors may ask you whats wrong with you and why are you downgraded; you may have a hard time explaining and cooking up a story to cover up that. As for civil sector, government bodies are all linked remember?
If you can afford, you can always go to specialist and get yourself a medical letter to downgrade yourself (It is not difficult except for the money part.) I am not sure if you can migrate to be excused from National Service as I have never seen anyone doing that.
Well, army is not as bad as you think. It can be really fun if you had the right mentality towards it. Good luck.
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If you could have told me everything
You would have found what love is
If you could have told me what was on your mind
I would have shown you the way
Tomorrow i am going live without your love
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Weak............ I wonder if this is your attitude to life's difficulties. If yes, good luck to your work life.
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my favourite kenging activity. Sleep in the commander's toilet. 1 day several times. in the end, work for 2-3 hrs onli
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ns though meh? pengz... get over wif it lah.
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i know of some people who have massive migraine or ankle sprain problems, complained incessantly to MO and got themselves OOC. Others just caught some wierd crap diseases or viruses during training and got massive attend 'c's, effectively escaping all the training but still passing the course. just try to complain as much as possible. the army wants to get kengsters out too.
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In wat degree do you want to "keng" till? Duwant to be Sa diao or ociffer or wanna be a cook/Clerk/Driver or dunwant to be in NS at all?
If it's dunwant to be ociffer/ sa diao, just fail your ippt in BMT.
If want to be cook/clerk/driver. make EVERYONE hate you and be miserable in your NS life, blame everyone, refuse to do anything, spent$$ visit doctors/specialists/etc, do things half-hearted, kena fark, do many extras, act stupid, break your legs, be the "black sheep" and make others suffer while you enjoy.(very typical of a kiasu S'porean). I guarantee, your NS life will suck big time and you'll loose many frens in NS (but usually, there ppl dun give a shit)........ the thing is, you may not even kena the Cook/Clerk Driver thing. You are smart in kenging, they are smarter.
if you become a cook...you must be dreaming cos there's no more cook in SAF, all has been commercialized. If you want to be a clerk, you will be even more stress dealing with cock up paperworks from S1 branch, work OT. If you want to be a driver, prepare to go DB often and say hullo to tattoo's "Big brothers" who will "take care of you"
if you want to skip ns. one: you have geniune case of Med probs. two: you are handicapped. three: you are not singporean (migrate). Even MP's son need to serve, so dun think about miracles.
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I wonder wat kind of rank/appointment they hold when they go for NS....Originally posted by Silenthunter:Even MP's son need to serve, so dun think about miracles. -
Most of them will become officers if their education level qualifies them. They goes through the same training as the rest but will recieve less "tekan" sessions and their trainers would follow the book more strictly so as not to get into big time trouble.Originally posted by Xcert:I wonder wat kind of rank/appointment they hold when they go for NS....
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If you could have told me everything
You would have found what love is
If you could have told me what was on your mind
I would have shown you the way
Tomorrow i am going live without your love
I've never thought beyond that time
I've never imagined the pictures of that life
For now I will try to live for you and for me
I will try, try to live with love,
With dreams and forever with tears -
IF YOU BMT AND WANT TO OOC OR KENG TO LOBO UNIT SO THAT AFTER BMT YOU CAN RELAX FOR 2 YEARS 4 MONTHS THEN THIS IS THE ADVISE.
METHOD:
BE SUPER BO CHUP, AND RUN FROM ALL SAI KANG. MUST MAKE IT OBVIOUS SUCH THAT YOUR SERGEANTS KNOW YOU CANNOT MAKE IT.
REPORT SICK AS MUCH AS YOU CAN. JUST REPORT EVEN IF YOU ATT A. REPORT THE SAME SYNTOM AGAIN AND AGAIN UNTIL MO GIVE IN.
ATITUDE:
FIRST YOU MUST HAVE GUTS! ITS MOST IMPORTANT.
BE THICK SKIN. DONT CARE WHAT THE REST SAY ABOUT YOU, AFTER ALL YOU ARE FIGHTING FOR YOUR OWN WELFARE.
BE PREPARED TO SUFFER FOR 2MONTHS OF YOUR BMT BECAUSE YOU WILL BECOME HATED AND UNWANTED AND WILL KENNA ALL ARROWS. JUST ENDURE FOR TWO MONTHS AND THE REST IS HEAVEN. -
IF YOU BMT AND WANT TO OOC OR KENG TO LOBO UNIT SO THAT AFTER BMT YOU CAN RELAX FOR 2 YEARS 4 MONTHS THEN THIS IS THE ADVISE.
METHOD:
BE SUPER BO CHUP, AND RUN FROM ALL SAI KANG. MUST MAKE IT OBVIOUS SUCH THAT YOUR SERGEANTS KNOW YOU CANNOT MAKE IT.
REPORT SICK AS MUCH AS YOU CAN. JUST REPORT EVEN IF YOU ATT A. REPORT THE SAME SYNTOM AGAIN AND AGAIN UNTIL MO GIVE IN.
ATITUDE:
FIRST YOU MUST HAVE GUTS! ITS MOST IMPORTANT.
BE THICK SKIN. DONT CARE WHAT THE REST SAY ABOUT YOU, AFTER ALL YOU ARE FIGHTING FOR YOUR OWN WELFARE.
BE PREPARED TO SUFFER FOR 2MONTHS OF YOUR BMT BECAUSE YOU WILL BECOME HATED AND UNWANTED AND WILL KENNA ALL ARROWS. JUST ENDURE FOR TWO MONTHS AND THE REST IS HEAVEN. -
Tat means that they have a easier path into OCS because of who their dads are...not because they are of OCS-quality...the kind of treatment they get in OCS is another issue....sigh...Originally posted by Desert Fox:Most of them will become officers if their education level qualifies them. -
You are the type of recruit that i hate and will sure to give confinement and extras for the slightest mistake you makeOriginally posted by i am twat:IF YOU BMT AND WANT TO OOC OR KENG TO LOBO UNIT SO THAT AFTER BMT YOU CAN RELAX FOR 2 YEARS 4 MONTHS THEN THIS IS THE ADVISE.
METHOD:
BE SUPER BO CHUP, AND RUN FROM ALL SAI KANG. MUST MAKE IT OBVIOUS SUCH THAT YOUR SERGEANTS KNOW YOU CANNOT MAKE IT.
REPORT SICK AS MUCH AS YOU CAN. JUST REPORT EVEN IF YOU ATT A. REPORT THE SAME SYNTOM AGAIN AND AGAIN UNTIL MO GIVE IN.
ATITUDE:
FIRST YOU MUST HAVE GUTS! ITS MOST IMPORTANT.
BE THICK SKIN. DONT CARE WHAT THE REST SAY ABOUT YOU, AFTER ALL YOU ARE FIGHTING FOR YOUR OWN WELFARE.
BE PREPARED TO SUFFER FOR 2MONTHS OF YOUR BMT BECAUSE YOU WILL BECOME HATED AND UNWANTED AND WILL KENNA ALL ARROWS. JUST ENDURE FOR TWO MONTHS AND THE REST IS HEAVEN. -
Hey using this topic i need to ask some question as i am going NS this Aug.
I DONT WANT TO 'KENG' I want to do the best!
Work towards to be an officer.
HEY i am in PES B(P) obsese. but i consider myself fit enough to do many sets of push up. but still an 'Oil tanker' lah. cause my weight really high as high as 110 kg manage to pull through most sport my average friends can make but still get aching like mad type.
i am now trainning myself with light jogging and strenght but i wonder will it help.
recently i did went into ns to send my friend and saw the obsese and trainning ,,joggin they look really tired .
do look like a laffing stock to people.. but they work very hard i guess.
anyone know about obese trying?
i wonder what if i can do alot of things my future buddies cannot do is it like sabo them? or the other way round if i cannot achieve what my buddies can do ... and they are punish by me?
can help very important!!...
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It's ok. Wait till such people go into their reservist.