lucky for me i'm a kungfu expert

• bittertears

  27 Jul 08, 21:24

  just now i was at PIE buying toufu to eat when all of a sudden got police chase... the robber car was speeding towards me at a super duper fast speed plus the driver drive the car like playing wangan midnight like that.... fast fast turn left right left right... the car was speeding towards me and i dunno want to dive left or right becos he keep turn here turn there... so i recall my ancient kungfu master tell me... close your eyes young padawan and let the force guide you... so i closed my eyes and i see bruce lee doing kungfu flying no shadow kick... from what i saw i immediately lernt the skiill and i did a flying no shadow kick and managed to jump over the charging car... lucky my kungfu is maximum and my power level is 3 or else i really gone case liao... even the police car all stop and the police come out and clap hand and shake hands with me... they say they never saw another person in the world who is as brave as me... i humbly smile and say it was nothing but luck... i swear that this is a true story... later i call newspaper and let them know... maybe tomorrow i will feature as young unsung hero award... thanks to all... and learn more kungfu ok
• wonderamazement

  27 Jul 08, 21:26

  i personally feel you have an agenda against that dude in your avatar.

• thehappybunny

  27 Jul 08, 21:27

  i think you can go back to sucking penises

• QX179R

  27 Jul 08, 21:29

  you're still dreaming..

• Fatum

  27 Jul 08, 21:30

  for a primary four english essay ... I'll give you a B+ .....

  you can't get an A because of the composition shows a lack of reality control ...

• wonderamazement

  27 Jul 08, 21:30

  Originally posted by Fatum:

  for a primary four english essay ... I'll give you a B+ .....

  you can't get an A because of the composition shows a lack of reality control ...

  
  i'd give him a F

• gunner77

  27 Jul 08, 21:31

  when i read the 1st sentence i alr know tat u got link with stooky.

• Daisuke-kun

  27 Jul 08, 21:32

  great story.

  made my nite.

• I-like-flings(m)

  27 Jul 08, 21:39

  D+

• icYwATeR

  27 Jul 08, 21:39

  pro

• TehJarVu

  27 Jul 08, 21:42

  PIE which part got sell toufu?

• Cowbaycowboo

  27 Jul 08, 21:42

  shouldn't tis be in Bar?

• bittertears

  27 Jul 08, 21:56

  who want to learn kungfu from me?
• QX179R

  27 Jul 08, 21:57

  learn from kungfu panda better..

• bittertears

  27 Jul 08, 22:05

  jealous of me?
• Cowbaycowboo

  27 Jul 08, 22:07

  ya....your nipples look juicy

• bittertears

  27 Jul 08, 22:18

  who want to be the next jackie chan
• martin_lim85

  27 Jul 08, 22:32

  flying no shadow kick is 无影脚 right? isnt it from huang fei hong?

• XxYaNxX

  27 Jul 08, 22:41

  D

• annoy-you-must

  27 Jul 08, 22:45

  Originally posted by martin_lim85:

  flying no shadow kick is 无影脚 right? isnt it from huang fei hong?

  
  Ya lor, since when did Bruce Lee did No Shadow Kick?

  Don't insult my shi fu okay...

• Maith

  27 Jul 08, 22:59

  diam la

• wonderamazement

  27 Jul 08, 22:59

  Originally posted by TehJarVu:

  PIE which part got sell toufu?

  
  what the hell's toufu though... sounds like head prosperity.

• Beautiful951

  27 Jul 08, 23:03

  Actually, the no shadow kick is not quite real.  Because shadow moves at the speed of light. And anyone who can move at the speed of light, well, nobody has attained that speed yet.

  Tofu is beancurd.

• BrUtUs

  27 Jul 08, 23:04

  PIE?

   

  

• KungPaoChicken

  27 Jul 08, 23:06

  Originally posted by thehappybunny:

  i think you can go back to sucking penises

  I see ur dp I have an urge to dig out ur eye ball, so cute.