GOOD AND EVIL IN SGFORUMS

• jasmine17

  18 Dec 03, 21:31

  Originally posted by 798:

  My cai hua zei will sexually-harassed the Good side everyday.

  haha... we do have flower protectors around a.k.a gardeners
• 798

  18 Dec 03, 21:38

  Originally posted by jasmine17:

  haha... we do have flower protectors around a.k.a gardeners

  lu bian de ye hua ni bu yao cai, my cai hua zei do not afraid of gardeners, bu cai bai bu cai!
• s|nNeD

  18 Dec 03, 21:38

  gardeners won't work, my orcish horde will crush them!
• MooKu

  18 Dec 03, 21:41

  Originally posted by s|nNeD:

  gardeners won't work, my orcish horde will crush them!

  Make sure they don't get poison ivy before they reach the flowers hor
• jasmine17

  18 Dec 03, 21:44

  Originally posted by s|nNeD:

  gardeners won't work, my orcish horde will crush them!

  got white knights wielding blessed weaponry too
• s|nNeD

  18 Dec 03, 21:49

  Originally posted by jasmine17:

  got white knights wielding blessed weaponry too

  huh?
• jasmine17

  18 Dec 03, 21:51

  Originally posted by s|nNeD:

  huh?

  that means got knights protecting our realms too
• Yunhaier

  18 Dec 03, 21:51

  Events
  
  Surprise attack launched by HOFS's guardian - Ah ma on Demonlord jOhO. Scout reported that jOho suffered loses from earlier battle.
  
  Ah Ma
  Troop size: 500
  
  VS
  
  Master de cunnus jOhO (Level 211)
  Troop size: 21,100
  
  ***
  
  Ah Ma summon Spirit of XLN fused in one:
  Gain 177 Level
  Gain 17,700 Elven spirt troops.
  
  Master de cunnus jOhO unsheathed and activate The stealer of chastity. 245 virgin troops slew.
  
  ***
  
  Ah Ma attacks. CRITICIAL! slew 5200 the tongues. (Partially protected by stealer of chastity)
  
  jOho counter attack. Slew 2650 Ah Ma's troops.
  
  jOho attacks! The tongues slew 3180 Ah Ma's troops. The stealer of chastity slew another 245 virgin troops.
  
  Ah Ma counter attack. CRITICIAL! Slew 2376 The tongues.
  
  Ah Ma - 11,880
  jOho - 13,533
  
  ***
  
  Ah Ma activate Ah Ma's Chopper. A wave of searing heat speed through jOho's troops and burns lust like hellfire. Slew 350 the Tongues troops. Demonlord was shielded by Stealer of Chastity.
  
  Ah Ma attacks. Criticial! Slew 2970 the Tongues.
  
  jOho counter attack! Slew 1701 Ah Ma's Troops.
  
  jOho Attacks! Slew 2042 Ah Ma's Troops.
  
  Ah Ma counter attack! CRITICIAL! 1627 the Tongues.
  
  Ah Ma - 8137
  jOho - 8584
  
  ***
  
  Ah Ma attacks! CRITICIAL! Slew 2135 the Tongues. Ah Ma's Chopper slew another 350 Troops.
  
  jOho counter attacks. Fumbled.
  
  jOho attacks! Slew 1219 Ah Ma's Troops
  
  Ah Ma counter attack! Slew 1383 the tongues.
  
  Ah Ma - 6918
  jOho - 6099
  
  ***
  
  jOho lost his ranks and retreated hastily. jOho will be unable to fight for the keep's battle at HOFS last ground.
• s|nNeD

  19 Dec 03, 08:39

  so hilarious!!!
• Ah Ma

  19 Dec 03, 08:58

  Originally posted by Yunhaier:
  [b]Events
  
  Surprise attack launched by HOFS's guardian - Ah ma on Demonlord jOhO. Scout reported that jOho suffered loses from earlier battle.
  
  Ah Ma
  Troop size: 500
  
  VS
  
  Master de cunnus jOhO (Level 211)
  Troop size: 21,100
  
  ***
  
  Ah Ma summon Spirit of XLN fused in one:
  Gain 177 Level
  Gain 17,700 Elven spirt troops.
  
  Master de cunnus jOhO unsheathed and activate The stealer of chastity. 245 virgin troops slew.
  
  ***
  
  Ah Ma attacks. CRITICIAL! slew 5200 the tongues. (Partially protected by stealer of chastity)
  
  jOho counter attack. Slew 2650 Ah Ma's troops.
  
  jOho attacks! The tongues slew 3180 Ah Ma's troops. The stealer of chastity slew another 245 virgin troops.
  
  Ah Ma counter attack. CRITICIAL! Slew 2376 The tongues.
  
  Ah Ma - 11,880
  jOho - 13,533
  
  ***
  
  Ah Ma activate Ah Ma's Chopper. A wave of searing heat speed through jOho's troops and burns lust like hellfire. Slew 350 the Tongues troops. Demonlord was shielded by Stealer of Chastity.
  
  Ah Ma attacks. Criticial! Slew 2970 the Tongues.
  
  jOho counter attack! Slew 1701 Ah Ma's Troops.
  
  jOho Attacks! Slew 2042 Ah Ma's Troops.
  
  Ah Ma counter attack! CRITICIAL! 1627 the Tongues.
  
  Ah Ma - 8137
  jOho - 8584
  
  ***
  
  Ah Ma attacks! CRITICIAL! Slew 2135 the Tongues. Ah Ma's Chopper slew another 350 Troops.
  
  jOho counter attacks. Fumbled.
  
  jOho attacks! Slew 1219 Ah Ma's Troops
  
  Ah Ma counter attack! Slew 1383 the tongues.
  
  Ah Ma - 6918
  jOho - 6099
  
  ***
  
  jOho lost his ranks and retreated hastily. jOho will be unable to fight for the keep's battle at HOFS last ground. [/b]

  Down with lustful Demonlord jOho!!!
  
  
  
  
• IamAngeline

  19 Dec 03, 09:09

  Originally posted by Ah Ma:

  Down with lustful Demonlord jOho!!!
  
  
  
  

  Wat a disgrace to the evil!
• Devil1976

  19 Dec 03, 12:40

  Originally posted by jasmine17:

  haha. evil are afraid of holy items .....

  Ya... Give me a VIRGIN.... PLS....
• Devil1976

  19 Dec 03, 12:44

  Originally posted by jasmine17:

  I wanna play. I wan to be good

  It's SO GOOD.... To be BADDDDdd....
• IamAngeline

  19 Dec 03, 12:48

  Originally posted by Devil1976:

  Ya... Give me a VIRGIN.... PLS....

  holy virgin?
• Devil1976

  19 Dec 03, 12:52

  Originally posted by kopiosatu:

  can we win against the pervs????

  
• Devil1976

  19 Dec 03, 12:54

  Originally posted by kopiosatu:

  are pervs attracted to soap?

  ~WAHAHAHAahahaha... <> "
• choco B

  19 Dec 03, 12:59

  Who decides all these "Events"?
  
  And more importantly, can he be bribed?
• the Bear

  19 Dec 03, 12:59

  this is hilarious!
  
  reminds me of one of the first chinese R-rated flicks in singapore..
  
  The Holy Virgin vs The Evil Dead
  
  us guys in the army at that time were laughing our heads off at the title when the Indian ambulance driver admitted sheepishly he went to watch...
  
  bad mistake.. being EVIL then too, we tormented him mercilessly for about a week
  
  

  Originally posted by IamAngeline:

  holy virgin?

• Nelstar

  19 Dec 03, 18:03

  jasmine17: YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!
  
  the stalkers are gonna ambush you.
  
  BeWaR3 of the perils ahead in your journey. for the dark ones rise again after each defeat and they will seek their own forms of justice!
  
  WE stand strong, even if dark tidings come, even when overpowered, SAURON will return.
  
  i hate a bitter time trying to forget the last 20 mins. soooooo draggy like Tolkien.
• IamAngeline

  19 Dec 03, 18:06

  Plus some moonlight?? neccessary I will shut off the moon light for the evils in the darkness??
• shining_force

  19 Dec 03, 18:07

  Evil I choose
  
  Good I shan't ( cos u r too lame and self-righteous)
• shining_force

  19 Dec 03, 18:15

  Enthrone Darkness Triumphant
• Bontakun

  19 Dec 03, 18:15

  Originally posted by Yunhaier:
  [b]Events
  
  Surprise attack launched by HOFS's guardian - Ah ma on Demonlord jOhO. Scout reported that jOho suffered loses from earlier battle.
  
  Ah Ma
  Troop size: 500
  
  VS
  
  Master de cunnus jOhO (Level 211)
  Troop size: 21,100
  
  ***
  
  Ah Ma summon Spirit of XLN fused in one:
  Gain 177 Level
  Gain 17,700 Elven spirt troops.
  
  Master de cunnus jOhO unsheathed and activate The stealer of chastity. 245 virgin troops slew.
  
  ***
  
  Ah Ma attacks. CRITICIAL! slew 5200 the tongues. (Partially protected by stealer of chastity)
  
  jOho counter attack. Slew 2650 Ah Ma's troops.
  
  jOho attacks! The tongues slew 3180 Ah Ma's troops. The stealer of chastity slew another 245 virgin troops.
  
  Ah Ma counter attack. CRITICIAL! Slew 2376 The tongues.
  
  Ah Ma - 11,880
  jOho - 13,533
  
  ***
  
  Ah Ma activate Ah Ma's Chopper. A wave of searing heat speed through jOho's troops and burns lust like hellfire. Slew 350 the Tongues troops. Demonlord was shielded by Stealer of Chastity.
  
  Ah Ma attacks. Criticial! Slew 2970 the Tongues.
  
  jOho counter attack! Slew 1701 Ah Ma's Troops.
  
  jOho Attacks! Slew 2042 Ah Ma's Troops.
  
  Ah Ma counter attack! CRITICIAL! 1627 the Tongues.
  
  Ah Ma - 8137
  jOho - 8584
  
  ***
  
  Ah Ma attacks! CRITICIAL! Slew 2135 the Tongues. Ah Ma's Chopper slew another 350 Troops.
  
  jOho counter attacks. Fumbled.
  
  jOho attacks! Slew 1219 Ah Ma's Troops
  
  Ah Ma counter attack! Slew 1383 the tongues.
  
  Ah Ma - 6918
  jOho - 6099
  
  ***
  
  jOho lost his ranks and retreated hastily. jOho will be unable to fight for the keep's battle at HOFS last ground. [/b]

  U liddat put means har... U can make a guy/gal/watever wif little troops win a guy/gal/watever wif many many more troops...
  
  In dat case... I got few hundred newtypes supported by asteroids... I win loh!!! Muah ha ha ha ha!!!!!!
  
  
• sgboy2004

  19 Dec 03, 18:16

  
• Nelstar

  19 Dec 03, 19:44

  Originally posted by sgboy2004:

  

  sgboy2004, quick join us, the darkside need flashers.