whats so nice about these quotes above?
"Spiderman killed my father!"
- Harry Osborn, Spiderman 2
Patrol Captain:"Identification!"
Preston:"I'm a Cleric here on official business"
Captain:"IDENTIFICATION!!"
Preston:"It's in my coat"
Captain:"where is your coat?"
Preston:"......"
Captain:"WHERE IS IT!!!"
Preston:"I dont have it"
Captain:"unidentified individuals are subject to summary destruction, search his car"
guard:"trunk's locked sir"
Captain:"keys to the trunk!!"
Preston:"Captain this is a waste of my time, my name is John Preston, I'm a Grammaton Cleric first class"
Captain:"Wait!!"
Captain:"Sorry I didnt recognize you Sir."
Preston:"It's ok, just doing your job..."
Captain:"we'll escort you back to the gate"
puppy:"woof!!"
Captain:"what was that?"
Preston:"....animals....nether's full of them....."
Captain:"sounds like it came from your trunk."
Preston:"Impossible......just give me my keys.......I'll be on my way..."
Captain:"hmph"
Preston:"captain I'm warning you the last time, dont do this...."
Captain:"sneers and opens trunk*
Captain:"SHOOT HIM!!! SHOOT HIM!!"
guard1 and 2:"down on your knees!!!"
Preston:*kung fus the guard's ass*
guard1:"wha---??"
guard2:"fuc---"
BANG BANG *chk chik*
Captain:"what? oh Shit shoot him shoot him shoot him!!"
guards3 and 4:"*bang bang bang bang**
Preston:*bang bang*
Captain:*bang bang bang bang bang*
Preston*bang*
Captain:"AH!!!!!"
remaining guards 5 to 12:*jumps out from patrol truck*
Preston:*backflips*
Preston:*bang bang! bang! bang! bang bang bang! bang bang! bang! bang bang! bang bang bang bang!!!!*
remaining guards:*collapses*
one of my favourite quotes from equilibrium: "I'm a Grammaton Cleric First Class" ROFL.
If i have the solution, then war is not necessary. - Pearl Harbour
You want a man, who will lead you down the beach, with his hand over your eyes, just so you can discover the feel of the sand beneath your feet. You want a guy, who will wake you up a dawn, just bursting to talk to you, he can't wait another minute just to find out what you'll say. Am I right? - Runaway Bride
Look, I guarantee that we'll have tough times. And I guarantee that at some point, one or both of us will want to get out of this thing. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine I'll regret it for the rest of my life. Because I know in my heart, you're the only one for me. - Runaway Bride
Seize the day - Carpe Diem - Dead Poet Society.
Revival, yet again.
Robin Hood: Men in Tights
Prince John : Such an unusual name, "Latrine." How did your family come by it?
Latrine : We changed it in the 9th century.
Prince John : You mean you changed it TO "Latrine"?
Latrine : Yeah. Used to be "Shithouse."
Prince John : It's a good change. That's a good change!
Prince John : And why would the people listen to you?
Robin Hood : Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent.
King Richard : From this day forth, all toilets in this kingdom shall be known as "Johns"!