TOP 20 ALL-TIME MOST CONDEMNED SINGAPOREAN PICKUP LINES

• F Takumi

  2 Mar 04, 03:14

  1. Can I buy you a glass of Newater?
  
  2. Hello, Kitty.
  
  3. DidnÂ’t I see you last week at SDU Headquarters/Communicable Disease Centre/Desker Road?
  
  4. Hi, IÂ’m an entrepreneur and I think we can do big business with each other.
  
  5. WerenÂ’t you in a slimming center/Oxy 10/hair weaving ad?
  
  6. Would you like to come with me to a Young PAP meeting?
  
  7. Can I borrow your EZ Link card? Because I want to take you places.
  
  8. IÂ’m an NSF on a mission. Can you tell me how to topo to your house?
  
  9. Xiao Meimei, yao chi tang ma? (Mandarin for “Little girl, want some candy?”)
  
  10. IÂ’m on a PSC scholarship for love, and I want to be bonded to you.
  
  11. Come up to my place and IÂ’ll show you my collection of bubble tea straws.
  
  12. Hi, IÂ’m a local talent.
  
  13. LetÂ’s go to my house and watch reruns of V.R. Man.
  
  14. Hurry up, go out with me. I only put 50 cent coupon.
  
  15. I want to be quarantinedÂ… with you. (alternatively: Going out with you will make me break my quarantine.)
  
  16. ‘Eh, your wedding ring real or not, ha?
  
  17. Go out with me, lah. I promise to give you part of my liver.
  
  18. IÂ’m a stayer, not a quitter.
  
  19. My handphone is smaller than his.
  
  20. I got 4 A stars, you know.
• Bochupi

  2 Mar 04, 03:17

  8. IÂ’m an NSF on a mission. Can you tell me how to topo to your house?

  
• Patrik

  2 Mar 04, 04:00

  
• GrEeNGi@nT

  2 Mar 04, 10:16

  
• epImetheus

  2 Mar 04, 10:22

  Originally posted by F Takumi:

  1. Can I buy you a glass of Newater?
  
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• I-like-flings(m)

  2 Mar 04, 10:24

  
  
  9. Xiao Meimei, yao chi tang ma? (Mandarin for “Little girl, want some candy?”)
  
  
• oldbreadstinks

  4 Mar 04, 01:01

  Originally posted by I-like-flings(m):

  9. Xiao Meimei, yao chi tang ma? (Mandarin for “Little girl, want some candy?”)
  
  

  is that what i think it is?
• DeadPoet

  4 Mar 04, 02:15

  Originally posted by F Takumi:

  2. Hello, Kitty.
  
  

  
• boariggy

  4 Mar 04, 03:59

  Originally posted by oldbreadstinks:

  is that what i think it is?

  x2
• keisha

  4 Mar 04, 04:57

  how about some good pick up lines?
• tha_schizophrenic

  4 Mar 04, 19:40

  wahaha.... damn farnie.
• b3nd d0wn

  4 Mar 04, 19:42

  Originally posted by F Takumi:

  1. Can I buy you a glass of Newater?
  

  haha, damn bo liao
• Rabbit8

  4 Mar 04, 19:43

  Originally posted by I-like-flings(m):

  9. Xiao Meimei, yao chi tang ma? (Mandarin for “Little girl, want some candy?”)
  
  

  
• sgboy2004

  4 Mar 04, 19:44

  hahahhahaa
  
  
  
  
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  I am Croco, Croco am I
  
• BoYisHbOy

  5 Mar 04, 12:04

  pickup lines?
  zzZZzzz
• Parka

  5 Mar 04, 12:09

  
  
  these are funny.
• weidev

  5 Mar 04, 12:13

  
• ^mm^

  5 Mar 04, 12:16

  Originally posted by F Takumi:
  
  10. IÂ’m on a PSC scholarship for love, and I want to be bonded to you.

  i no is lame bt i sort of like this leh...so sweet...
  
  
• euphratis

  5 Mar 04, 12:40